The Davyboy guide to Mattee translation
09 July 2009, 11:36 PM
I know a cracking owl sanctuary.
09 July 2009, 11:42 PM
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I don't even know how big my room is.
09 July 2009, 11:44 PM
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If you have had babies it will be bigger
09 July 2009, 11:50 PM
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If you have had babies it will be bigger
I haven't btw.
10 July 2009, 12:05 AM
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I don't even know how big my room is.
Let me google that for you
10 July 2009, 12:10 AM
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I haven't btw.
Still nice and small* then
* I was going to put tight but it sounded too forward**
** Oh dammit, I said tight! Oh well!
10 July 2009, 12:12 AM
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I know a cracking owl sanctuary.
I bet it's a real hoot.
10 July 2009, 12:12 AM
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<Geordie accent> Would you like a cup o beans Mr Partridge? </Geordie accent>
10 July 2009, 12:18 AM
The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down.
10 July 2009, 12:19 AM
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Still nice and small* then
* I was going to put tight but it sounded too forward**
** Oh dammit, I said tight! Oh well!
I don't fooking measure that either.
10 July 2009, 12:20 AM
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Dan...... Dan.....Dan.....Dan......Dan.....Dan......Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN
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10 July 2009, 03:20 AM
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This thread had so much potential
Back on track this was a true KK momemt from the OP
"And you can tell Davyboy from Me, because I know he'll be reading this.... add as applicable"
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10 July 2009, 07:18 AM
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Yep, I think it's only fair we get the thread back on track as Matthew wakes and logs on.
10 July 2009, 07:22 AM
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Yep, I think it's only fair we get the thread back on track as Matthew wakes and logs on.
He'll be doing a triathalon in a straight jacket before he logs on
10 July 2009, 07:31 AM
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I don't even know how big my room is.
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If you have had babies it will be bigger
nice early morning chuckle ..
10 July 2009, 07:51 AM
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ooops just noticed it was posted by Matteboy
10 July 2009, 08:37 AM
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5.95...looks okay but the amount of blooming games consoles underneath the telly makes the room look smaller. Honest
10 July 2009, 09:40 AM
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UPI - love it
I reckon ours is around 21. No, we don't live in a hoooooooge house, we've still got a 21" CRT (which is the only TV in the house!).
10 July 2009, 10:09 AM
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I'd much rather watch Mattee dig himself a deeper hole (in a record time, of course), but, Bubba's UPI is a stroke of genius and it has seriously distracted me - having just rung the other half at home to force her to measure the room- our UPI is a lucky for some 13. I feel positively aristocratic now
10 July 2009, 10:14 AM
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Bubba's UPI is a stroke of genius
Agreed
10 July 2009, 10:19 AM
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Mines 21.4 (450sq ft, 21" TV). I reckon that's a cracking little formula!
Apparently this thread is a shot in the foot? Anyone care to explain.
Davy turns EVERYTHING I say into a snipe about me shouting how great I am. It's very sad and speaks volumes to me.
10 July 2009, 10:27 AM
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Is that not what you wanted looking at the first post from you ??
10 July 2009, 10:32 AM
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10 July 2009, 10:39 AM
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Stop saying how great you are then
10 July 2009, 10:46 AM
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Where did I say that then?
Could a number of you maybe be a wee bit over sensitive/paranoid/mad?
10 July 2009, 10:57 AM
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It might be easy to misinterpret your posts on how great your life is with posts bragging about how great your life is.
Given you are the one claiming everyone else is paranoid then maybe you are the one that is paranoid?
All good
10 July 2009, 10:59 AM
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I give up.
See you all soon.
10 July 2009, 11:08 AM
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Eh?
Is that not what you wanted when you baited Davyboy with a topic about him describing yourself .
In a lighthearted way of course .
Did you forget you started the thread .?