I don't even know how big my room is.

 

If you have had babies it will be bigger

 

I haven't btw.

 

Let me google that for you

 

Still nice and small* then



* I was going to put tight but it sounded too forward**

** Oh dammit, I said tight! Oh well!

 

I bet it's a real hoot.

 

<Geordie accent> Would you like a cup o beans Mr Partridge? </Geordie accent>

 

I don't fooking measure that either.

 

Dan...... Dan.....Dan.....Dan......Dan.....Dan......Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN

 

Back of the net.

 

This thread had so much potential

Back on track this was a true KK momemt from the OP

"And you can tell Davyboy from Me, because I know he'll be reading this.... add as applicable"

 

Yep, I think it's only fair we get the thread back on track as Matthew wakes and logs on.

 

He'll be doing a triathalon in a straight jacket before he logs on

 

nice early morning chuckle ..

 

 

5.95...looks okay but the amount of blooming games consoles underneath the telly makes the room look smaller. Honest

 

UPI - love it

I reckon ours is around 21. No, we don't live in a hoooooooge house, we've still got a 21" CRT (which is the only TV in the house!).

 

I'd much rather watch Mattee dig himself a deeper hole (in a record time, of course), but, Bubba's UPI is a stroke of genius and it has seriously distracted me - having just rung the other half at home to force her to measure the room- our UPI is a lucky for some 13. I feel positively aristocratic now

 

Agreed

 

Mines 21.4 (450sq ft, 21" TV). I reckon that's a cracking little formula!

Apparently this thread is a shot in the foot? Anyone care to explain.

Davy turns EVERYTHING I say into a snipe about me shouting how great I am. It's very sad and speaks volumes to me.

 

Is that not what you wanted looking at the first post from you ??

 

Eh?

 

Stop saying how great you are then

 

Where did I say that then?

Could a number of you maybe be a wee bit over sensitive/paranoid/mad?

 

It might be easy to misinterpret your posts on how great your life is with posts bragging about how great your life is.

Given you are the one claiming everyone else is paranoid then maybe you are the one that is paranoid?

All good

 

I give up.

See you all soon.

 

Is that not what you wanted when you baited Davyboy with a topic about him describing yourself .
In a lighthearted way of course .

Did you forget you started the thread .?