The Davyboy guide to Mattee translation
11 July 2009, 11:28 AM
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He doesn't get what a group of blokes are like. blokes in a pack will rip the **** out of any weakness in their mates they see. It's a sign of endearment but my bet is Mattee doesn't have a group of mates like that so when the banter on here starts to fly his bottom lip comes out and he cant take it. He needs to learn to dish it back out but in the right way... a bit of humour to the sledging gains respect from other men.
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11 July 2009, 12:20 PM
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11 July 2009, 01:54 PM
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Come on mate, dont let this ruin things for ya, get yourself back on. I honestly think you just take things too personally sometimes as has been said above. When you bite, you give a reaction, and that is what people want, you biting and becoming annoyed. Let it go over your head pal.
Your threads/posts usually made me laugh, not want to have a go at you!
I find Nat21 to be much more of a bragger than Mattee.....
Ive driven more cars/shagged more women/been to more gigs/stayed in more 5* Hotels than you/etc etc
Your threads/posts usually made me laugh, not want to have a go at you!
I find Nat21 to be much more of a bragger than Mattee.....
Ive driven more cars/shagged more women/been to more gigs/stayed in more 5* Hotels than you/etc etc
11 July 2009, 04:40 PM
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well done, personally I've always found that earning the respect of others to be more important than my own sense of self worth and egotistical boasting.
Anyways Ive seen your pics and you are a short **** chubby ****** who looks like youve not washed in a week-what do you really have to be proud of if you cant control your own body ffs
disclaimer its a mild micky take so its all good yeah
(ive never even been to the far east let alone banged my way across it then left my mahoosive savings stash there-wont mention cars as i had regular rides in a pre ww1 rr phantom before i was 11 so wouldnt want to belittle your pics in a hired porker)cheers richie
11 July 2009, 04:42 PM
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OK since petes on his 'holiday' youve got the biggest ego on snet
well done, personally I've always found that earning the respect of others to be more important than my own sense of self worth and egotistical boasting.
Anyways Ive seen your pics and you are a short **** chubby ****** who looks like youve not washed in a week-what do you really have to be proud of if you cant control your own body ffs
disclaimer its a mild micky take so its all good yeah(ive never even been to the far east let alone banged my way across it then left my mahoosive savings stash there-wont mention cars as i had regular rides in a pre ww1 rr phantom before i was 11 so wouldnt want to belittle your pics in a hired porker)
cheers richie
well done, personally I've always found that earning the respect of others to be more important than my own sense of self worth and egotistical boasting.
Anyways Ive seen your pics and you are a short **** chubby ****** who looks like youve not washed in a week-what do you really have to be proud of if you cant control your own body ffs
disclaimer its a mild micky take so its all good yeah
(ive never even been to the far east let alone banged my way across it then left my mahoosive savings stash there-wont mention cars as i had regular rides in a pre ww1 rr phantom before i was 11 so wouldnt want to belittle your pics in a hired porker)cheers richie
Richard, you on the sauce again??
11 July 2009, 04:45 PM
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Haha, mate (Matte mode ON) i'm 6'1" and 12 stone 2lbs, and 15.6% body fat according to the boots machine i used the other day and i run half marathons for fun so you'll have to try to think of something else to insult me/wind me up with there as that ain't working at all and is just making me pepper my keyboard with spittle
P.s If we're talking about automotive achievements before 11, i had been in a Countach Anniversary (fastest car in world at time) that my Dads boss was selling and driven Mercedes HGVs and every sporty/expensive Merc around a huge airfield by that age so i'm still on top there
Find me somewhere you can hire a 73 RS2.7 911 and i'll give you a penny chew 
10 penny chews in fact 
Oh, and **** me, you live in Wales. Massive fail. Pipe down lad, back in yer box
Another WIN chalked up for the Natmeister It's too easy here....far too easy.
P.s If we're talking about automotive achievements before 11, i had been in a Countach Anniversary (fastest car in world at time) that my Dads boss was selling and driven Mercedes HGVs and every sporty/expensive Merc around a huge airfield by that age so i'm still on top there
Find me somewhere you can hire a 73 RS2.7 911 and i'll give you a penny chew 10 penny chews in fact Oh, and **** me, you live in Wales. Massive fail. Pipe down lad, back in yer box
Another WIN chalked up for the Natmeister
It's too easy here....far too easy.
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11 July 2009, 05:13 PM
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Haha, mate i'm 6'1" and 12 stone 2lbs, and 15.6% body fat according to the boots machine i used the other day and i run half marathons for fun so you'll have to try to think of something else to insult me/wind me up with there as that ain't working at all and is just making me pepper my keyboard with spittle
P.s If we're talking about automotive achievements before 11, i had been in a Countach Anniversary (fastest car in world at time) that my Dads boss was selling and driven Mercedes HGVs and every sporty/expensive Merc around a huge airfield by that age so i'm still on top their
P.s If we're talking about automotive achievements before 11, i had been in a Countach Anniversary (fastest car in world at time) that my Dads boss was selling and driven Mercedes HGVs and every sporty/expensive Merc around a huge airfield by that age so i'm still on top their
never run half marathons tho as i hate peanuts)Wasnt the fastest proven car at the time the big merc with the 6.9l v8 or are you just a youngun'?
At the time the RR was worth about double the countach and oozed class not shouted trash.
Merc Hgvs are not a driving achievement btw hth-I've driven loads of them and they are crap with poor gearboxes and no torque-try a scania v8.
Youve got a few quid perhaps but Ive friends who respect my opinion,a wife who loves me and 2 kids who dote on me even though one of them is 21 with an honours degree in physics and I can spell 'there'.
thanks for trying though
Daddy was a merc truck dealer then I guess
cheers richie
11 July 2009, 05:15 PM
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Anyway, anyway ladies, don't get all upset just yet
I'm afraid it's the age old case of don't hate the player, hate the game
When the Web/Lobstermaster and his minions started the new SNET dictatorship i was sadly told that the posting style i'd used the the last 8.5 years was no longer acceptable
In fact, sadly, personal opinion was only welcome if it was the same as everyone elses and discussion/argument/debate was certainly not welcome anymore.
This was reinforced with Two swift but deadly bans and i realised that if i still wanted to play with my bestest internets buddies I had to change and adapt to this new environment/situation like all the best/strongest creatures do so now here i am
I must say i'm quite enjoying this now though after a few uncertain weeks at first Big thanks to the Lobster and his gimp-mods
I'm afraid it's the age old case of don't hate the player, hate the game
When the Web/Lobstermaster and his minions started the new SNET dictatorship i was sadly told that the posting style i'd used the the last 8.5 years was no longer acceptable
In fact, sadly, personal opinion was only welcome if it was the same as everyone elses and discussion/argument/debate was certainly not welcome anymore. This was reinforced with Two swift but deadly bans and i realised that if i still wanted to play with my bestest internets buddies
I had to change and adapt to this new environment/situation like all the best/strongest creatures do so now here i am I must say i'm quite enjoying this now though after a few uncertain weeks at first
Big thanks to the Lobster and his gimp-mods
11 July 2009, 05:21 PM
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11 July 2009, 05:23 PM
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lol i'm also 6'1 but I stepped on the scales yesterday and Ive crept under 12 stone for the first time since i was in my 20's (30 waist 44 chest and over 40 yrs old)-going looking for lardy food as i type never run half marathons tho as i hate peanuts)
Wasnt the fastest proven car at the time the big merc with the 6.9l v8 or are you just a youngun'?
At the time the RR was worth about double the countach and oozed class not shouted trash.
Merc Hgvs are not a driving achievement btw hth-I've driven loads of them and they are crap with poor gearboxes and no torque-try a scania v8.
Youve got a few quid perhaps but Ive friends who respect my opinion,a wife who loves me and 2 kids who dote on me even though one of them is 21 with an honours degree in physics and I can spell 'there'.
thanks for trying though
Daddy was a merc truck dealer then I guess
cheers richie
never run half marathons tho as i hate peanuts)Wasnt the fastest proven car at the time the big merc with the 6.9l v8 or are you just a youngun'?
At the time the RR was worth about double the countach and oozed class not shouted trash.
Merc Hgvs are not a driving achievement btw hth-I've driven loads of them and they are crap with poor gearboxes and no torque-try a scania v8.
Youve got a few quid perhaps but Ive friends who respect my opinion,a wife who loves me and 2 kids who dote on me even though one of them is 21 with an honours degree in physics and I can spell 'there'.
thanks for trying though
Daddy was a merc truck dealer then I guess
cheers richie
The fastest car in 1988 was the Countach - 190.1 MPH in the guiness book of records i had then 
Daddy was a Merc director
Driving big trucks loaded with heavy stuff around airfields is great fun, i'd love to do it again, no shame there and driving them for fun all day age 10 or so was the height of primary school achievement for certain, what had you driven at that age other than your Chopper and a kettle-kart? Seem to remember the Powerliner 2's i drove had a semi-auto 16 or 18 speed box's that were slick as rick to use though 
P.s Back in a little while - i'm just off to search your last 100 posts for accidental spelling mistakes
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11 July 2009, 05:48 PM
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Lol, i am 2lbs overweight at the moment i'm afraid. I was 6 under a couple of months ago so need to settle The fastest car in 1988 was the Countach - 190.1 MPH in the guiness book of records i had then
Daddy was a Merc director Driving big trucks loaded with heavy stuff around airfields is great fun, i'd love to do it again, no shame there and driving them for fun all day age 10 or so was the height of primary school achievement for certain, what had you driven at that age other than your Chopper and a kettle-kart? Seem to remember the Powerliner 2's i drove had a semi-auto 16 or 18 speed box's that were slick as rick to use though
P.s Back in a little while - i'm just off to search your last 100 posts for accidental spelling mistakes
The fastest car in 1988 was the Countach - 190.1 MPH in the guiness book of records i had then Daddy was a Merc director
Driving big trucks loaded with heavy stuff around airfields is great fun, i'd love to do it again, no shame there and driving them for fun all day age 10 or so was the height of primary school achievement for certain, what had you driven at that age other than your Chopper and a kettle-kart? Seem to remember the Powerliner 2's i drove had a semi-auto 16 or 18 speed box's that were slick as rick to use though P.s Back in a little while - i'm just off to search your last 100 posts for accidental spelling mistakes
altho as I remember it was only neutral and forwardDriven by the age of 11 mmm let me think
Model T ford (crap and uncomfy and i doubt i could drive it now being used to a conventional car) , merc 450sel 6.9, ferrari dino(only just fitted as i was a bloody big child) rr shadow 2 assorted fast bikes z900 eary 900 dukes and 1 or 2 bimotas and big volvo dumpers(circa 100 ton) and several silly early volvo turbo 240s
Family member was the biggest volvo dealer in scotland-In 1977 he made a grand a day through one of his garages and was one of the first in the uk to open a honda dealership so his sons let me play in all their available toys
Like I said thanks for trying please watch the door doesnt bang your (2lb bigger)fat *** on the way out
cheers richie
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11 July 2009, 05:53 PM
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Dont be dissing the ket car I had one of the originals with rubber tyres and a gearshift altho as I remember it was only neutral and forward
Driven by the age of 11 mmm let me think
Model T ford (crap and uncomfy and i doubt i could drive it now being used to a conventional car) , merc 450sel 6.9, ferrari dino(only just fitted as i was a bloody big child) rr shadow 2 assorted fast bikes z900 eary 900 dukes and 1 or 2 bimotas and big volvo dumpers(circa 100 ton) and several silly early volvo turbo 240s
Family member was the biggest volvo dealer in scotland-In 1977 he made a grand a day through one of his garages and was one of the first in the uk to open a honda dealership so his sons let me play in all their available toys
Like I said thanks for trying please watch the door doesnt bang your (2lb bigger)fat *** on the way out
cheers richie
cheers richie
altho as I remember it was only neutral and forwardDriven by the age of 11 mmm let me think
Model T ford (crap and uncomfy and i doubt i could drive it now being used to a conventional car) , merc 450sel 6.9, ferrari dino(only just fitted as i was a bloody big child) rr shadow 2 assorted fast bikes z900 eary 900 dukes and 1 or 2 bimotas and big volvo dumpers(circa 100 ton) and several silly early volvo turbo 240s
Family member was the biggest volvo dealer in scotland-In 1977 he made a grand a day through one of his garages and was one of the first in the uk to open a honda dealership so his sons let me play in all their available toys
Like I said thanks for trying please watch the door doesnt bang your (2lb bigger)fat *** on the way out
cheers richie
cheers richie
Isn't your name important enough to get a capital as a first letter? Mmmmmmmmm KETcar.....
Sorry, sorry, off on a tangent there 
My goodness, you're from Wales and now you're "boasting" about things in Scotland
- you really do need to sharpen up if you're going to do well at this lark, sonny! Epic fail by the job lot
11 July 2009, 06:03 PM
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Yeah cheers richie Isn't your name important enough to get a capital as a first letter?
Mmmmmmmmm KETcar..... Sorry, sorry, off on a tangent there
My goodness, you're from Wales and now you're "boasting" about things in Scotland - you really do need to sharpen up if you're going to do well at this lark, sonny! Epic fail by the job lot
Isn't your name important enough to get a capital as a first letter? Mmmmmmmmm KETcar.....
Sorry, sorry, off on a tangent there My goodness, you're from Wales and now you're "boasting" about things in Scotland
- you really do need to sharpen up if you're going to do well at this lark, sonny! Epic fail by the job lot like i said thanks for being trying
cheers richie
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11 July 2009, 06:13 PM
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Nah I'm happy with a small r for richie as I'm not full of my own self importance-not boasting just replying to your question-sorry if you're not familiar with the concept of a wide geographical circle of friends and family but I suppose thats all that can be expected from an unpopular insular inbred
like i sad thanks for being trying
cheers richie
like i sad thanks for being trying
cheers richie
Hang on, sorry, what's that? Oh, phone's going....ring ring, ring ring. Hello? Yeah, hi, Kettle? Yeah it's Pot here I don't know, for someone who picked on my bad spelling you seem to pick and choose when to use the right letters yourself
P.s. I win by default as you can't lay the smack down by boasting about an 80's Volvo garage
Automatic banter disqualification strike out
11 July 2009, 06:31 PM
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Cor, dear oh dear. INBRED? YOU'RE THE ONE FROM SOUTH WALES Hang on, sorry, what's that? Oh, phone's going....ring ring, ring ring. Hello? Yeah, hi, Kettle? Yeah it's Pot here
I don't know, for someone who picked on my bad spelling you seem to pick and choose when to use the right letters yourself
P.s. I win by default as you can't lay the smack down by boasting about an 80's Volvo garage Automatic banter disqualification strike out
Hang on, sorry, what's that? Oh, phone's going....ring ring, ring ring. Hello? Yeah, hi, Kettle? Yeah it's Pot here I don't know, for someone who picked on my bad spelling you seem to pick and choose when to use the right letters yourself
P.s. I win by default as you can't lay the smack down by boasting about an 80's Volvo garage
Automatic banter disqualification strike out "you dont know" finally you admit it-its not that hard see
I can trace my family back 400yrs ish and I'm pretty certain thres not even a single sheep in there (sorry to let down your very poor stereotypical insult)
You loose by default by your ignorance and obvious lack of knowledge of proper cars but feel free to come back with another pithy retort if you have the time to fit it in with your millionare playboy lifestyle-best make it quick tho as I'm off to bed shortly as I'm working tomorrow so need my beauty sleep as I coudn't live my life off daddys coat tails
cheers richie
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-try googling dealers specials with 200 horses plusthey made some seriously mental stuff(for the era) when they chose to along with a few ltd editions. HTH
cheers richie
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