The Davyboy guide to Mattee translation
Jul 9, 2009 | 09:06 PM
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From: Cas Vegas
I think around 7 or 8ish could be the optimum number.
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Jul 9, 2009 | 09:12 PM
Haha, brilliant
My UPI is 50" telly in 430 sg foot room = 8.62
Mines long and thin though, i wish i had more width
Jul 9, 2009 | 09:18 PM
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From: Doncaster, S. Yorks.
32" tv in a 5x4 yard room (180 sq. ft.?)
5.62
Jul 9, 2009 | 09:19 PM
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From: Cas Vegas
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Nat21
Mines long and thin though, i wish i had more width
Jul 9, 2009 | 09:20 PM
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From: A big town with sh1t shops: Northampton
Ours is 4.91, but obviously it's the best telly in the world.... EVER!
Jul 9, 2009 | 09:22 PM
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From: Some country and western
Nat, do live in a corridor?
Jul 9, 2009 | 09:23 PM
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From: Bumming sheep, hard!
Apparently, its not how big it is but where you put it
Jul 9, 2009 | 09:24 PM
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From: Cas Vegas
Ooh, Clare - that's quite a low UPI.
An exceedingly high UPI, however, makes you either a cheapskate or you have the eyes of Steve Austin.
Jul 9, 2009 | 09:28 PM
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From: Cas Vegas
My UPI is only 5, yet my 42 incher
looks quite adequate
and people have commented on how big it looks too
Jul 9, 2009 | 09:29 PM
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From: A big town with sh1t shops: Northampton
Oh, the lower is worserer? Poo!
Jul 9, 2009 | 09:31 PM
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From: Cas Vegas
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Bubba po
Ooh, Clare - that's quite a low UPI.
An exceedingly high UPI, however, makes you either a cheapskate or you have the eyes of Steve Austin.
Which Steve Austin? The 10million dollar man or the WWF(or what ever its called now) Wrestler?
Jul 9, 2009 | 09:32 PM
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From: Cas Vegas
LOL. The truth hurts, doesn't it?
Jul 9, 2009 | 09:33 PM
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Apparently, its not how big it is but where you put it
Up a Sheep?
Jul 9, 2009 | 09:34 PM
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Which Steve Austin? The 10million dollar man or the WWF(or what ever its called now) Wrestler?
Well one of them was noted for being Stone Cold, the other one had a fantastic bionic eye. I'll let you pick.
Jul 9, 2009 | 09:35 PM
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Nat, do live in a corridor?
I camp out in the local travellodge 4th floor. Stole the telly from reception and put it at one end of the corridor and a teepi at the other
Sometimes people take pity on me and let me in their rooms to wash. Sometimes.
Jul 9, 2009 | 09:36 PM
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Clarebabes
Ours is 4.91, but obviously it's the best telly in the world.... EVER!
To be honest, it's really not as good as the one in the lounge with a UPI of 5.8...a fair bit down on the previous 7.75.
However the bedroom used to be a whopping Jeremy Kyle beating 4.1 until recently! But I don't think that counts as it was a CRT.
Jul 9, 2009 | 10:04 PM
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From: Cas Vegas
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Bubba po
Well one of them was noted for being Stone Cold, the other one had a fantastic bionic eye. I'll let you pick.
The Wrestler it is
Jul 9, 2009 | 10:10 PM
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From: York
Mine is 11.5
At least I am not a chav
Jul 9, 2009 | 10:11 PM
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I camp out in the local travellodge 4th floor. Stole the telly from reception and put it at one end of the corridor and a teepi at the other
Sometimes people take pity on me and let me in their rooms to wash. Sometimes.
Do you run the "Big Plate" scam at breakfast, like Alan Partridge?
Jul 9, 2009 | 10:13 PM
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Mine is 11.5
At least I am not a chav
Changing that 50" plasma for the 12inch portable out of the kitchen is cheating
Jul 9, 2009 | 10:28 PM
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11.5 my ****! He's watching his i-phone in the barn.
Jul 9, 2009 | 10:38 PM
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HA!And sometimes, just sometimes, I only put a factor 30 suncream on my kids in winter.
Jul 9, 2009 | 10:42 PM
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From: York
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Bubba po
11.5 my ****! He's watching his i-phone in the barn.
Well my TV is a little smaller than Nat's and I have a slightly larger living room*
*Barn is close as I live in a farm building in the middle of a field
Jul 9, 2009 | 10:46 PM
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From: York
PS An iPhone in a typical barn would give an UPI of about 1333
Jul 9, 2009 | 10:57 PM
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14.6
Jul 9, 2009 | 11:23 PM
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Bubba po
Do you run the "Big Plate" scam at breakfast, like Alan Partridge?
Natch!
Want to buy some shampoos/conditioner sachets?
Jul 9, 2009 | 11:26 PM
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From: Cas Vegas
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Natch!
Want to buy some shampoos/conditioner sachets?
Do you have any Timoteh?
Jul 9, 2009 | 11:32 PM
I've got a picture of jet from gladiators that has some funny marks on it
Jul 9, 2009 | 11:35 PM
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Nat21
I've got a picture of
jet Hunter from gladiators that has some funny marks on it
Edited for accuracy.
looks quite adequate 
and people have commented on how big it looks too 
Sometimes people take pity on me and let me in their rooms to wash. Sometimes.
