The Davyboy guide to Mattee translation
09 July 2009, 09:06 PM
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I think around 7 or 8ish could be the optimum number.
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09 July 2009, 09:12 PM
Haha, brilliant
My UPI is 50" telly in 430 sg foot room = 8.62
Mines long and thin though, i wish i had more width
09 July 2009, 09:18 PM
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32" tv in a 5x4 yard room (180 sq. ft.?)
5.62
09 July 2009, 09:19 PM
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Mines long and thin though, i wish i had more width
09 July 2009, 09:20 PM
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Ours is 4.91, but obviously it's the best telly in the world.... EVER!
09 July 2009, 09:22 PM
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Nat, do live in a corridor?
09 July 2009, 09:23 PM
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Apparently, its not how big it is but where you put it
09 July 2009, 09:24 PM
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Ooh, Clare - that's quite a low UPI.
An exceedingly high UPI, however, makes you either a cheapskate or you have the eyes of Steve Austin.
09 July 2009, 09:28 PM
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My UPI is only 5, yet my 42 incher
looks quite adequate
and people have commented on how big it looks too
09 July 2009, 09:29 PM
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Oh, the lower is worserer? Poo!
09 July 2009, 09:31 PM
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Ooh, Clare - that's quite a low UPI.
An exceedingly high UPI, however, makes you either a cheapskate or you have the eyes of Steve Austin.
Which Steve Austin? The 10million dollar man or the WWF(or what ever its called now) Wrestler?
09 July 2009, 09:32 PM
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LOL. The truth hurts, doesn't it?
09 July 2009, 09:33 PM
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Apparently, its not how big it is but where you put it
Up a Sheep?
09 July 2009, 09:34 PM
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Which Steve Austin? The 10million dollar man or the WWF(or what ever its called now) Wrestler?
Well one of them was noted for being Stone Cold, the other one had a fantastic bionic eye. I'll let you pick.
09 July 2009, 09:35 PM
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Nat, do live in a corridor?
I camp out in the local travellodge 4th floor. Stole the telly from reception and put it at one end of the corridor and a teepi at the other
Sometimes people take pity on me and let me in their rooms to wash. Sometimes.
09 July 2009, 09:36 PM
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Ours is 4.91, but obviously it's the best telly in the world.... EVER!
To be honest, it's really not as good as the one in the lounge with a UPI of 5.8...a fair bit down on the previous 7.75.
However the bedroom used to be a whopping Jeremy Kyle beating 4.1 until recently! But I don't think that counts as it was a CRT.
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Well one of them was noted for being Stone Cold, the other one had a fantastic bionic eye. I'll let you pick.
The Wrestler it is
09 July 2009, 10:10 PM
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Mine is 11.5
At least I am not a chav
09 July 2009, 10:11 PM
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I camp out in the local travellodge 4th floor. Stole the telly from reception and put it at one end of the corridor and a teepi at the other
Sometimes people take pity on me and let me in their rooms to wash. Sometimes.
Do you run the "Big Plate" scam at breakfast, like Alan Partridge?
09 July 2009, 10:13 PM
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Mine is 11.5
At least I am not a chav
Changing that 50" plasma for the 12inch portable out of the kitchen is cheating
09 July 2009, 10:28 PM
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11.5 my ****! He's watching his i-phone in the barn.
09 July 2009, 10:38 PM
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HA!And sometimes, just sometimes, I only put a factor 30 suncream on my kids in winter.
09 July 2009, 10:42 PM
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09 July 2009, 10:45 PM
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11.5 my ****! He's watching his i-phone in the barn.
Well my TV is a little smaller than Nat's and I have a slightly larger living room*
*Barn is close as I live in a farm building in the middle of a field
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PS An iPhone in a typical barn would give an UPI of about 1333
09 July 2009, 10:57 PM
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14.6
09 July 2009, 11:23 PM
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Do you run the "Big Plate" scam at breakfast, like Alan Partridge?
Natch!
Want to buy some shampoos/conditioner sachets?
09 July 2009, 11:26 PM
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Natch!
Want to buy some shampoos/conditioner sachets?
Do you have any Timoteh?
09 July 2009, 11:32 PM
I've got a picture of jet from gladiators that has some funny marks on it
09 July 2009, 11:35 PM
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I've got a picture of
jet Hunter from gladiators that has some funny marks on it
Edited for accuracy.
looks quite adequate 
and people have commented on how big it looks too 
09 July 2009, 09:34 PM
Sometimes people take pity on me and let me in their rooms to wash. Sometimes.
