A horse can walk up stairs, but not down

 

But it's no excuse, in a court of law, for having one in your bedroom

 

Try this then (If you haven't got a bunged up nose that is).

Stick a finger up a nostril and block it.

Wait 30 seconds.

Tell me if you're dead or not?

 

1/2 hour later and he's not replied....

 

Guess it's true! Who'd have thunk it?

 

This is a really horrible colour!

 

This is a really horrible message!

 

Oh ok then!

 

NOOOOICE!!!



That's for you, Tam!

 

Thank you wery much!

 

****

Thats just greedy. Why can't Natalie have those buggers on her ribs

 

I thought you would say 'They're rubbery!' Tam.

 

It looks like she has something like that on her person, judging by the last pic you posted of her

 

If only her *** had nipples

 

its amazing what these plastic surgeons can do now, Andy

 

Hmm....

 

Licky Licky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AZyzHMY

 

HP sauce was originally produced by a man called Garton. His name was kept on the bottle by agreement until recently when the firm was taken over by another firm.

His great grandson was on one of the squadrons in the RAF that I was also.

Les

 

Cows cant run downhill.

And... 25% of blokes cant pee if another guy is stood next to them at the urinals.

Ever wondered why "that guy" goes into the cubical but doesnt close the door? Now you know, lol

 

you lot are sooo sooo funny! ive been going on sidc for about a year and a half now, and i dont laugh there like i do here!!! .... by the way i dont think thats useless info so sorry i posted it here!!! my useless info is... erm erm i cant think right now.... will come back when i think of something!!

 

No dont worry. You just posted a useless fact. The fact is that you can be on the sidc forum for a year and a half and never laugh ..wow never knew that

 

I'm only kidding. Welcome to SN!

 

lol, i had to check i'm a 1/2" out

if i tickle my left foot i laugh like a baby

so, wonky moobs and a left foot that belongs to someone else. and posting 5hite just to hit 4k posts. of oddly enough.... posting 5hite

oh, and apparently us blokes only get a bucket full of baby gravy. don't use it up on munters lads

 

Branston Pickle was so named as it was invented while the guy was staying in Branston, Burton On Trent.

 

A traditional American thanksgiving feast is a turducken

Which consists of a turkey, stuffed with a duck that's stuffed with a small chicken.