Useless Facts
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:12 PM
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They had the longest one already Swiss.
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:13 PM
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From: There on the stair
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SwissTony
They never called me up to include me in their tests
Swiss:
Largest ***** mate
not biggest ****
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:33 PM
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From: It's like finding a cocktail sausage, when what you really wanted was a rather large saveloy.
I apologise in advance for the use of this smiley..
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:34 PM
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From: It's like finding a cocktail sausage, when what you really wanted was a rather large saveloy.
There is enough iron in the human body to make one small nail
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:35 PM
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From: Doncaster, S. Yorks.
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SwissTony
They never called me up to include me in their tests
They were worried they would poke your eye with the ruler
Sorry
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:42 PM
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From: Newcastle. 330bhp-289lb/ft @ 1bar boost - 12.4s @ 105mph
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chocolate_o_brian
They were worried they would poke your eye with the ruler
Sorry
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:46 PM
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From: In the Doghouse
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Originally Posted by
Kieran_Burns
Swiss:
Largest ***** mate
not biggest ****
same thing
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:57 PM
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From: Couch Spud
One for the single women out on the pull
The tip of the thumb to the tip of the little finger is the size of a blokes ****, so if you like them big, dont chat up the guys with small hands
Swiss, it means on the same hand before you start checking
Sep 19, 2008 | 11:00 PM
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From: Doncaster, S. Yorks.
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Sonic'
One for the single women out on the pull
The tip of the thumb to the tip of the little finger is the size of a blokes ****, so if you like them big, dont chat up the guys with small hands
Swiss, it means on the same hand before you start checking
Sorry dude, thats miles out. I'm 5"5 and theres no way I am supposed to have a 9.75" ***** dude. Come on
Sep 19, 2008 | 11:03 PM
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From: There on the stair
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Sonic'
One for the single women out on the pull
The tip of the thumb to the tip of the little finger is the size of a blokes ****, so if you like them big, dont chat up the guys with small hands
Swiss, it means on the same hand before you start checking
my wife is 5'1". If my **** was the size of my hand span she'd be snotting spunk on a regular basis....
Sep 19, 2008 | 11:05 PM
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From: Couch Spud
Apparently it was true for Jeremey Beadle, but on the other hand........
Sep 20, 2008 | 06:46 PM
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From: In the Doghouse
another one for you
The bubbles in Guiness Beer sink to the bottom rather than float to the top like all other beers. No one knows why
Sep 20, 2008 | 06:59 PM
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SwissTony
another one for you
The bubbles in Guiness Beer sink to the bottom rather than float to the top like all other beers. No one knows why
We've just had beef cooked in Guinness!
Sep 20, 2008 | 07:02 PM
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From: In the Doghouse
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oldsplice
We've just had beef cooked in Guinness!
I bet Mr OS's beef will be rising later
Sep 20, 2008 | 07:13 PM
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SwissTony
I bet Mr OS's beef will be rising later
Nah, he's just gone to Silverstone for a 24 hour race. I'll be dribbling on my pillow by the time he comes back tonight!
Sep 20, 2008 | 07:22 PM
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On average, each person swallows 3 spiders per year
Sep 20, 2008 | 07:23 PM
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From: Clacton
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
Sep 21, 2008 | 09:45 AM
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Al Gore claims to have invented the internet and humans can change climate just by releasing infinitesimally small amounts of CO2.
Sep 21, 2008 | 02:41 PM
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From: Ayrshire
Statistically, 76% of all people are caused by accidents.
Sep 21, 2008 | 02:49 PM
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From: Japan
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scunnered
Statistically, 76% of all people are caused by accidents.
And 76% of accidents are caused by men
Sep 21, 2008 | 06:09 PM
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From: Guernsey
Sep 21, 2008 | 10:47 PM
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From: Browsing through a copy of Razzle
apparently if you keep picking your nose..your brain will fall out...
well thats what my mum told me when i was younger:
Sep 21, 2008 | 11:05 PM
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From: Couch Spud
You cant lick your own elbows
Sep 21, 2008 | 11:18 PM
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Sonic'
You cant lick your own elbows
You can if you cut your arms off first!!
Sep 21, 2008 | 11:34 PM
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From: Couch Spud
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Tam the bam
You can if you cut your arms off first!!
I bet you tried before you posted too didnt you
Sep 21, 2008 | 11:36 PM
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Sonic'
I bet you tried before you posted too didnt you
Yeah I now type with my nose!
Sep 21, 2008 | 11:46 PM
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From: Couch Spud
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Tam the bam
Yeah I now type with my nose!
Like this guy
Sep 21, 2008 | 11:55 PM
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From: Japan
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Sonic'
You cant lick your own elbows
It's illegal to do so in Botswana
Sep 22, 2008 | 12:32 AM
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Like this guy
My wand isn't that big!
Sep 22, 2008 | 01:58 AM
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From: cant spell WGAF
Try this
You only breath out of one nostral at a time, and it changes sides every 20 seconds
