Useless Facts
Sep 19, 2008 | 05:00 PM
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84of300
Humans and dolphins are the only animals known to have sex for pleasure.
Hmmm that's where I'm going wrong!
*I'm off to the safari park to get meself a Dolphin*
Sep 19, 2008 | 05:00 PM
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From: romford
a ducks quack will never echo !
Sep 19, 2008 | 05:02 PM
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From: Far Far Away
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Tam the bam
Hmmm that's where I'm going wrong!
*I'm off to the safari park to get meself a Dolphin*
Wouldn't surprise me in the least if you did
Sep 19, 2008 | 05:02 PM
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From: 'Murica
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Scoobychick
To be honest I doubt that it's true but it seems a reasonable excuse and is better than "No because your ***** smells of cheese"
Gross!!!
Maybe that's where the calories come from, the cheese I mean
Sep 19, 2008 | 05:03 PM
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greenonedave
a ducks quack will never echo !
That just simply isn't true, it's urban myth.
Geezer
Sep 19, 2008 | 05:04 PM
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Scoobychick
To be honest I doubt that it's true but it seems a reasonable excuse and is better than "No because your ***** smells of cheese"
Jeez, Sal!
Or he's had a curry.
Sep 19, 2008 | 05:08 PM
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84of300
Wouldn't surprise me in the least if you did
Meh!
Sep 19, 2008 | 05:11 PM
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From: Japan
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Tam the bam
Hmmm that's where I'm going wrong!
*I'm off to the safari park to get meself a Dolphin*
Useless fact; Female dolphins expect at least 18 inches to provide sexual pleasure. If the male suitor is lacking 'length' he will be held under water until drowned
Sep 19, 2008 | 05:12 PM
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From: Far Far Away
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coolangatta
Useless fact; Female dolphins expect at least 18 inches to provide sexual pleasure. If the male suitor is lacking 'length' he will be held under water until drowned
Sep 19, 2008 | 05:13 PM
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From: Nobbering about...
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Originally Posted by
coolangatta
Useless fact; Female dolphins expect at least 18 inches to provide sexual pleasure. If the male suitor is lacking 'length' he will be held under water until drowned
Sounds fair enough
Better add 'technique' to 'length' too
Sep 19, 2008 | 05:16 PM
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From: Japan
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Scoobychick
Sounds fair enough
Better add 'technique' to 'length' too
Useless fact; Female dolphins expect at least 18 inches, and technique, to provide sexual pleasure...etc
Sep 19, 2008 | 05:16 PM
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Tam............you might need this..........
Sep 19, 2008 | 05:20 PM
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From: 'Murica
Oh yeah and Dolphins sleep with one eye open, so no sneaking in
Sep 19, 2008 | 05:38 PM
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Nutters ^^^
Sep 19, 2008 | 05:47 PM
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From: The Terry Crews of moderation. P P P P P P POWER!!
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coolangatta
Useless fact; Female dolphins expect at least 18 inches to provide sexual pleasure. If the male suitor is lacking 'length' he will be held under water until drowned
Bollox!! That had nothing to do with dissatisfaction about ***** size!
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He just tried to sneak it in door number two and blamed it on the tide!
Sep 19, 2008 | 06:23 PM
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From: Epsom
Mens nipples are 9 inches apart (go measure if you dont believe me!)
Sep 19, 2008 | 07:34 PM
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[quote=little-ginge;8143173]A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
Sep 19, 2008 | 07:43 PM
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From: LIVERPOOL THE CENTRE OF EXCELLENCE
My Panerai runs at 28,800 beats per hour.
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:44 PM
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JD Wetherspoons -
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The name 'Wetherspoon' comes from an old school teacher of Martin's that could not control the class. It has previously been reported that the teacher once said that Martin "would not amount to anything", but Tim Martin has said he doesn't know where this story came from, and it is not true. The company's employee handbook states that the J.D part of the name comes from J.D. "Boss" Hogg, Tim Martin's favourite character in the show Dukes of Hazzard.
So next time your in a Wetherspoons, you can try to tell the pissed old bloke, that smells, this..
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:47 PM
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From: In the Doghouse
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Odds on
JD Wetherspoons -
So next time your in a Wetherspoons, you can try to tell the pissed old bloke, that smells, this..
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:50 PM
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From: In the Doghouse
Jet lag was once called boat lag, back before jets existed
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:51 PM
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I'd get in that Witherspoon.
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:52 PM
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Jet lag was once called boat lag, back before jets existed
You made that up.
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:53 PM
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Now this, I can well believe
Men fart an average of 17 times a day, and women fart an average of 9 times a day.
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:57 PM
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On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
230 of them are wimmins.
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:01 PM
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Odds on
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
230 of them are wimmins.
so if 100 a year die, how come 230 are wimmin
One close to my heart
Velcro was invented by a Swiss who was inspired by the way burrs attached to clothing
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:02 PM
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Zaire is the world leader in cobalt mining, producing two-thirds of the world's cobalt supply.
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:03 PM
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SwissTony
so if 100 a year die, how come 230 are wimmin
One close to my heart
Dunno. They don't realise how it works maybe?
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:04 PM
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The longest ever ***** recorded by scientists is 13.5 inches
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:11 PM
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84of300
The longest ever ***** recorded by scientists is 13.5 inches
They never called me up to include me in their tests
