Useless Facts
Sep 19, 2008 | 03:46 PM
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From: Japan
Useless fact; You're nostrils are the same size/diameter as your favoured 'picking' finger
Give me a call when you get to the bridge
Sep 19, 2008 | 03:48 PM
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From: Nobbering about...
I don't know any useless facts
My head must just be full of useful intelligent stuff
Sep 19, 2008 | 03:48 PM
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From: Japan
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Originally Posted by
davegtt
Must be an alien too, maybe you are just weird
Is that a useless fact
Sep 19, 2008 | 03:48 PM
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From: 'Murica
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Originally Posted by
coolangatta
Useless fact; You're nostrils are the same size/diameter as your favoured 'picking' finger
Give me a call when you get to the bridge
Great, think I went to far, now I can smell purple.
Sep 19, 2008 | 03:51 PM
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From: Back of Beyond
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SwissTony
Cant do the fisting thing
If you lace your shoes from the inside to the outside the fit will be snugger around your big toe
I think you will find 'fisting' is something else.
Sep 19, 2008 | 03:59 PM
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From: Japan
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Originally Posted by
Torquemada
Great, think I went to far, now I can smell purple.
I like that analogy, I always think I can smell aluminium
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:02 PM
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From: Next door to the WiFi connection
Each day the sun causes about one trillion tons of water to evaporate.
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:11 PM
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From: Back of Beyond
These are all out of one of the QI books aren't they?
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:13 PM
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From: Japan
I once had a girlfriend that had handled, unbeknown to me, enough c*ck to build a handrail between Brighton and London (both sides of the road)
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:21 PM
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From: In the Doghouse
Moisture, not air, causes super glue to dry
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:25 PM
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From: Far Far Away
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:27 PM
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You can't eat a jam doughnut without licking your lips.
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:27 PM
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From: 'Murica
Quote:
Originally Posted by
coolangatta
I like that analogy, I always think I can smell aluminium
lol
A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't, apparently
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:28 PM
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84of300
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
Not if you cut your eyelids off!
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:30 PM
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From: 'Murica
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Tam the bam
Not if you cut your eyelids off!
http://warriorlibrarian.com/PICS2/eyebulge.jpg Yeah, the sneezing and eyes thing is a no no
I can eat a doughnut without licking my lips though
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:31 PM
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Torquemada
I can eat a doughnut without licking my lips though
How?
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:31 PM
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From: Nobbering about...
One for the wimmins here (and some blokes
):
Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:32 PM
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From: 'Murica
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Originally Posted by
oldsplice
How?
ram it in, chew and swallow - simple. Leaves a hell of a mess though!
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:32 PM
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From: 'Murica
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Scoobychick
One for the wimmins here (and some blokes
):
Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man
Worst excuse not to give a bj ever!
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:33 PM
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Scoobychick
One for the wimmins here (and some blokes
):
Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man
But fantastic for the skin they say
Really plumps it up and all, even better than *ahem* botox I hear
BTW I disagree. The most fattening substance know to man is Wedding Cake
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by
Torquemada
ram it in, chew and swallow - simple. Leaves a hell of a mess though!
Maybe, but aim a laydee, and it wouldn't be polite!
Sal..............good enough excuse not to swallow!
*did I just say that out loud?
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Sep 19, 2008 | 04:38 PM
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From: North Wales
Henry VIII only had two wives......
Geezer
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:40 PM
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From: Nobbering about...
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Originally Posted by
Torquemada
Worst excuse not to give a bj ever!
To be honest I doubt that it's true but it seems a reasonable excuse and is better than "No because your ***** smells of cheese"
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:42 PM
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From: Japan
You can't eat four Jacobs Cream Crackers, without drinking, in a minute
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:42 PM
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From: Far Far Away
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Scoobychick
One for the wimmins here (and some blokes
):
Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man
You could do this to burn those calories off
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:44 PM
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From: It's like finding a cocktail sausage, when what you really wanted was a rather large saveloy.
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Scoobychick
To be honest I doubt that it's true but it seems a reasonable excuse and is better than "No because your ***** smells of cheese"
COMM
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:50 PM
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From: It's like finding a cocktail sausage, when what you really wanted was a rather large saveloy.
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. ( In your next life do you want to be a pig?)
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:52 PM
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From: It's like finding a cocktail sausage, when what you really wanted was a rather large saveloy.
you can't tickle yourself...
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:54 PM
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From: Japan
Useless fact; Hotel trouser presses are useless for cooking pop tarts and toasted cheese sandwiches
Sep 19, 2008 | 04:56 PM
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From: Far Far Away
Humans and dolphins are the only animals known to have sex for pleasure.
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you can't tickle yourself...
