If I die in a slightly unusual manner I give you full and complete rights to rank the p1ss in any way shape or form.

 

Anyway, you chide us about the insensitive remarks yet still manage to get a reference to baked goods in there.

 

Yeah folks think we are raising a little heat here with the jokes. We dont want to burn our links with the forum.

Am i right or am i meringue

 

Sounds like a bit of a fruit cake to me anyway. The last piece must have eggsacerbated a previously unknown cake intolerance.

 

Don't get in a flap, Jack, he'll be at piece now in the afters life. The guy was icing with death and suffered a terrible slice of luck and no missedcake. Whilst he must have banoffies head to have eaten five all in one go, I guess the yeast he deserves is a raisin the currant levels of respect. Perhaps we'll get our just desserts.

Apparently his GF said "icecreamed at him to stop!", although I doughnut know what to bake of this story.

 

Slow day at work

 

Oh crumbs!!!

 

LOL at this thread.

 

Yes, they would - they all appreciate a really good laugh!

 

Ditto!!

 

Thats cos i was joining in with the baked goods remarks, not showing my disapproval at all

By the way, i had to look up the term 'chide'
Never heard that one before

I suppose i should use my loaf a bit more eh

 

That goes for me too

Imagine the jokes if he had chocked on a sausage instead

 

Moral of the story: Never open ones cake hole to wide, you never know what might get in there.
On that cherry note, lets hope tomorrow is a fairy good day

 

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I'm surprised they are still allowed to call them FAIRY cakes though I thought the PC brigade would want them called something else!?!!

 

Choking man cakes?

 

No more than four cakes?

 

Could have a H&S warning on the 5th obviously.

 

A tattoo 'This fairy will choke you' sort of thing!

 

Apparently it was suicide.

He was upset cos he found out he was a Jaffa.

 

 

lol