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Old 24 February 2008, 07:46 PM
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Party-goer chokes to death in freak accident during fairy-cake eating contest | the Daily Mail













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Old 24 February 2008, 07:58 PM
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hmmm silly bugger
Old 24 February 2008, 10:38 PM
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There will be Hundreds and Thousands at the funeral.....
Old 24 February 2008, 10:42 PM
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There will be Hundreds and Thousands at the funeral.....



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Old 24 February 2008, 10:49 PM
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At least he's with the Angels now.

Oh, wrong type of cake, sorry.
Old 24 February 2008, 10:57 PM
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Theres no trifling with this sort of thing

Should have stuck to the cream crakers
Old 25 February 2008, 10:32 AM
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Was he in the brownies?
Old 25 February 2008, 10:34 AM
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Dough!!
Old 25 February 2008, 10:41 AM
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ironic that incident was the icing on the cake
Old 25 February 2008, 11:13 AM
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Wonder why they had to jump up and down about possible suspicious circumstances though.

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Old 25 February 2008, 01:07 PM
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At least he won't sponge off the welfare state now
Old 25 February 2008, 01:15 PM
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I bet he got czech neck!
Old 25 February 2008, 01:26 PM
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One minute he was alive, the next he was scone...............
Old 25 February 2008, 01:46 PM
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The guys brown bread and all you lot can do is take this p1ss
Old 25 February 2008, 02:01 PM
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We torte to leave the puns until after his funeral on Sundae.
Old 25 February 2008, 02:05 PM
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You guys are seriously messed up if you think someone choking to death is even remotely funny.

Just imagine for one minute, this guy was your friend or relative and you saw some of the things that had been written.

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Old 25 February 2008, 02:07 PM
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You're right, perhaps we should have a whip round and send some flours. Apparently he had a huge flan base supporting him.
Old 25 February 2008, 02:09 PM
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takes the biscuit really
Old 25 February 2008, 02:13 PM
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i heard rumours his girlfriend was a tart
Old 25 February 2008, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Boro
You guys are seriously messed up if you think someone choking to death is even remotely funny.

Just imagine for one minute, this guy was your friend or relative and you saw some of the things that had been written.

Morons
If it was me who died, I'd think it was great people writing all these buns, sorry, puns about my going!

Brilliant!

And I laughed like hell about the bloke who killed himself by sledging down a ski slope on a safety mat he had taken off the steel stanchions at the bottom and which he duly hit!!

I also laughed at the Buddhist monk who got run over by his own motor mower. Turned out he'd previously lost 3 fingers to this machine and still didn't get the brakes fixed. Hope he gets re-incarnated as a mower!!
Old 25 February 2008, 02:15 PM
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Perhaps it's a South Wales thing, what with all those kids in Bridgend topping themselves.
Old 25 February 2008, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
One minute he was alive, the next he was scone...............
Old 25 February 2008, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by nooobyscooby
If it was me who died, I'd think it was great people writing all these buns, sorry, puns about my going!
Im sure your wife/girlfriend/children would love to read it too.
Old 25 February 2008, 02:21 PM
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What a pudding
Old 25 February 2008, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by mellinator
i heard rumours his girlfriend was a tart
You've gateaux stop all this, eclaired a lot about his girlfriend and would be in tiers reading comments like that.
Old 25 February 2008, 02:28 PM
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May well of had a bun in the oven ?
Old 25 February 2008, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Wonder why they had to jump up and down about possible suspicious circumstances though.

Les
They got a threatening note traced to a Mr Kipling!

It is rather sad, but sometimes, al you can do is look for the light hearted side. It's a bit like when one of the characters of Eastenders dies......Oh wait, no, that's just funny!

Ns "does tell exceedingly good bad taste jokes" 04
Old 25 February 2008, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
It is rather sad, but sometimes, al you can do is look for the light hearted side.
Maybe i'll put that theory to test in some other threads, dont mind if i quote you do you?
Old 25 February 2008, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Boro
Maybe i'll put that theory to test in some other threads, dont mind if i quote you do you?
If you're prepared to laugh at someone else, you need to be prepared to laugh at yourself!

it's all about not taking things too seriously, and ignoring what you personally don't like, but what isn't malicious, or harmful. For example, you could have been infracted by any SN member for calling contributors to this thread "morons" But you've not been.

Why? Cause I would suggest that the people who've cracked these jokes expect that people will occassionally have an issue with something they say, so don't infract at the first opportunity when something someone else says grates with them!

It cuts both ways!

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Old 25 February 2008, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
If you're prepared to laugh at someone else, you need to be prepared to laugh at yourself!

it's all about not taking things too seriously, and ignoring what you personally don't like, but what isn't malicious, or harmful. For example, you could have been infracted by any SN member for calling contributors to this thread "morons" But you've not been.

Why? Cause I would suggest that the people who've cracked these jokes expect that people will occassionally have an issue with something they say, so don't infract at the first opportunity when something someone else says grates with them!

It cuts both ways!
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