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LOL

I'll ad fuel to your fire.

I'll raise your shaven head (well, close cropped cos I don't have much left ) and raise you a tattoo or three.

Caps or hats are worn to keep warm (in winter) and avoid red head syndrome (in summer)

The equally cropped goatee comes and goes depending on mood/whether I can be bothered shaving at weekends/holidays.

BUT...hate to dissapoint, but I wear a (nice) suit to work every day (professional office of Global organisation) and don't have a shell suit to my name. I wear trainiers only for training.

Nor am I descendant of chavedom made good and I don't I swagger up the street with my dogs trying to look "ard"

Hate to blow your stereotyping out of the water

D.K.1

You forgot to add that you dont wear your socks on the outside of your pants and have one hand on your *bits* while the other hand is on the lead

mark engers

Well thank you for that admission '///\oo/\\\'. It is of little relevance that you have a shave and wear an M&S suit to court, what we are interested in is what you look like when you are parading your four legged 'man bags'.... and you have have answered that.... shaved head, goatee and lots of tattoos.

So that's two owners for two.....

Any more?

Abdabz

LOL when Mark Enger is out with his boyfriend, his boyfriend is parading a 'ball bag'... How's the bylcream and the rabbit
Not sure what your straw poll is going to represent, nor how you seem to have hijacked a thread about Pit Bulls and turned into a thread about a completely different breed and what their owners look like, but hey, it's a a sign of a quality troll...Unless your the pseudonym of a regular on here, there will be few jealous of your trolling, ya filthy animal

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I live pretty much in the sticks, so "parading" is hardly the term. As for what I look like, lol at this time of year its usually "gore-tex" or "event" fabric waterproofs and Scarpa walking boots, for the record

(all bought and paid for, I must add)

If you want to picture me differently, whatever floats your boat

Your obsession is moderately concerning, however, so perhaps I should clarify so as not to dissapoint you later that I will not, no matter how much you beg, entertain any homosexual relationship with you as my bitch and me as your bit of rough

D.K.1

You could have broken it to him a bit more gently ///\oo/\\\

///\oo/\\\

He seems to favour the direct approach

mark engers

Well that's kind of you to say so I'm sure, however I'm not 'hijacking' the thread I am merely expanding on a point that was made earlier, namely that the types of dog we are discussing tend to be owned by individuals who like to make themselves look like hard-men. All I am doing with my straw poll is testing this statement against the dog owning demographic.

Now I don't want to scare off any more owners from coming forward so I'll just say thank you to the two individuals who have so far proved their mettle by confessing that they do indeed fit the profile.

T5OLF

iTrader: (4)

I think you could come to this conclusion with any dog owner/dog not just staffies.

There must be hundreds of people with shaved heads/tattoos etc who own other types of dogs, it's just that you, me or whoever walk past them and think nothing of it.

D.K.1

But he will be ever so upset that you don't want him to be yout bitch

Fair and firm does the trick though

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

give it to him straight

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I won't be giving it to him any way, thank you

D.K.1

He'll be after your dog next

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

well considering you are in this thread when there is a thread full of women not too far away it looks like you would rather be here for the male company

*Sonic*

I have long blonde hair, but its Donna who shaves the head, sports tattoos, and has the occasional 'goatee' oh, and she does this just for you Mr Engers, so she can sit comfortably in your straw poll

we currently own a dog that looks like a devil dog, pit bull etc etc, except the two next to each other dont actually look that similar really, just some people appear to be slightly un-educated where dogs are concerned

I have to admit, I even had to go looking and comparing pictures of my dog to a pit bull, but the vet had already comfirmed that he is indeed a 'Staffie'

Scudy23

iTrader: (2)

LOL I will feed you imagination fella I GOT TATTOOS as well and the other bits as i've said BUT im the kind that pranced around a ring at crufts with my "devil dog" and got placed 4th out of another 19 top devil dogs because she is/was well presented.
AND as for my tat is off my dog and im proud off both.

I guess my point is that you dont see the other side of the breed because this dog was a BULL breed the newspapers slam into them when a staff cross pit cross devil attacks someone.But what about the ones that will listen to you,the ones that curl up on your feet,infact i read in the paper about one that pulled its disabled owner out from their burning house.

Do more research before you knock them down.

R.I.P Ellie

*Sonic*

Local news has just reported that money and other items have been taken from the house, and will be subject to forensic examination, police wont disclose how much money has been taken

the Grandmother has been released from hospital now, and is still too traumatised to be interviewed

They have also stated that it will be a court summons not an arrest if there will be any kind of formal prosecution under the dangerous dogs act, and investigations will take many weeks and not days

Jonno_johnson

No i certainly do not. A Staffie is a lovley dog, you inbred ****ing hick.

mark engers

So you have a Staffie then? Interesting...

Are you not the one who was drunkenly bragging about mixing with your local underworld? Yes, that's right, you are pals with a 'murderer wot got away with it'.

Wannabe gangsta and his Staffie. Bless.

You'd have a goatee if only you could grow one!

Scudy23

iTrader: (2)

15k

Scudy23

iTrader: (2)

Seems to me that you know **** about **** fella,so go and play ball with your rabbit.

mark engers

Oh I'm not making it up, 'fella', he really did brag about mixing with local criminals and knowing murderers on the run... and then regretted it, deleting all the posts the next morning. So I guess I do know '****' about '****'.

I suppose we can forgive your ignorance... you were most likely busy placing 4th in the 'hard-man' category at crufts whilst this was going on.

Jonno_johnson

Well my drunken ramblings on here sometimes do go on a bit, anyway i know what i am and not involved in and i really shouldn't talk on here when drunk but what the ****, ill be drinking in a minute, anyway ive had my staff for eleven years and hes never went for any human or any other dog for that matter, people are getting staffs mixed up with pits and its a totally unfair.

Who really gives a **** who i am and not friends with anyway.

Bubba po

You haven't made a right good impression on here so far, have you, lad?

Jonno_johnson

It appears not lol, well i talk on abit when drunk but whos to say its not the truth in some form aye never mind that tho.

**** it im on the vodka now, so watch out for Jonno 1 litre Johnson in about a hours time.

mark engers

Not me, that's for sure. My only aim was to show you fitted the staffie stereotype but I think you have done that for me.

davyboy

Some people are getting Impreza Turbo mixed up with a sport, and its totally unfair.

Jonno_johnson

I dont think so mate, i have plenty of money, i have had nice cars, i have a nice looking lass who goes to uni, im not a chav regardless of what you think, so what i talk about stuff i shouldn't when im pissed on here, ill probably be doing the same again in a hour or so after this litre of vodka.

Jonno_johnson

Just like the blind morons that get staffs mixed up with pits then, silly morons.

mark engers

Q.E.D.