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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 07:38 AM
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ask how they got the name

it orginantes for a story where a cow got its head stuck in a gate and the farmer could not get it free........so he weighed up his options (which one is worth more) instead of ruining his gate he cut the head off his cow
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
a bike is safe its the d1ckheads who drive cars without looking who are the killers. a bike is just as safe as a car if not sometimes safer, the quicker you go on a sports bike the more stable whereas a car becomes lighter and more unstable the quicker you go



no its not
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 08:39 AM
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Morning all, ready for a busy day!
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 08:40 AM
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Been a bit slack on the spamming front recently, need to get back into the groove.
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
it orginantes for a story where a cow got its head stuck in a gate and the farmer could not get it free........so he weighed up his options (which one is worth more) instead of ruining his gate he cut the head off his cow



nice one pete , , pmsl at that story
theres a few i know (cowyeds)and it really fits them
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Beefy
Been a bit slack on the spamming front recently, need to get back into the groove.

morning graham

i'll spam a little more and we should be level on posts
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
no its not

never mind
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
never mind

spamming on here
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
spamming on here
you've got a
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
you've got a
sick subaru , to fix
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:14 AM
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monday morning , remember
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:15 AM
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new job,
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:16 AM
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walter kerfoots ,
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:18 AM
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a school in ashton
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:20 AM
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the school i've dropped skips at
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:21 AM
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aldwyns junoir school
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:22 AM
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not bleedin likley, have you seen the weather
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:23 AM
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north road
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
aldwyns junoir school

is that the name of the job

you know my job better than me
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
not bleedin likley, have you seen the weather

nothing wrong with

you only get wet once
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
is that the name of the job

you know my job better than me



changed the skips there a few times

north road , ashton-under-lyne
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:27 AM
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clutch is not working on pickup4x4
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:27 AM
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clutch is slipping on "justgofaster" fiat
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:28 AM
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i bought a nice ford focus diesel estate thurday and the clutch is slipping
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:29 AM
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and when we went to the last smacs meet, the subaru clutch was slipping
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:29 AM
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****!!!!

you need some clutches then
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:30 AM
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i've got foot and mouth in my cars clutches
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
and when we went to the last smacs meet, the subaru clutch was slipping


that wasnt the clutch tho that was the "jamie" behind the wheel
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:31 AM
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i think i will have to use my scooter

but its an auto
hope thats not got the disease
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Old Aug 18, 2007 | 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
i've got foot and mouth in my cars clutches


PMSL @ ^^^^^^
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