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Yes Gavgav
Where the **** have you been the last few months you old kipper
Dont give me that workin ard boll4x, with your moisturized hands and baby soft features
Where the **** have you been the last few months you old kipper
Dont give me that workin ard boll4x, with your moisturized hands and baby soft features
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the wife called me before sayin a pipe under the sink was p1ssing water everywhere, i shot home and somehow what looked like an old stopcock had worked its way loose, its not the stopcock though as thats elsewhere, the lad who used to live here needs a good kicking. he flucked up everything he touched
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thankyou carla, how was the holiday love?
i had the chance to go to the same hotel i went to last year for nowt, my brother had booked it to go with his wife but he is now getting divorced an asked me to go but i cant cos of my son and i aint got the hols in work. im fecking gutted
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blimy, 4 stellas down and half a nytol later, i might have to trow in the towel early, need to spend a good day cleaning the car 2moro too, so im off in a mo
How you diddling me old tea pot? I'll have you know i've been working very hard, was up there from 9am until 11pm the other day
I've had my Zip Dave gay gloves on so still got my fairy soft hands
thankyou carla, how was the holiday love?
i had the chance to go to the same hotel i went to last year for nowt, my brother had booked it to go with his wife but he is now getting divorced an asked me to go but i cant cos of my son and i aint got the hols in work. im fecking gutted
i had the chance to go to the same hotel i went to last year for nowt, my brother had booked it to go with his wife but he is now getting divorced an asked me to go but i cant cos of my son and i aint got the hols in work. im fecking gutted
aren't you starting to feel some man flu coming on
take your wife and your son with you!! you coming to the ring in november??
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Mate, tiz me that needs a good few nights kip, i look worse than that old scouse bag lady
I know you remember the one, she wouldnt take her eyes off u
I know you remember the one, she wouldnt take her eyes off u
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**** it, laters all im pooped, ham butty, brew and bed time me thinks
Might watch a quick simpsons tho whilst im getting the pillows in order

Might watch a quick simpsons tho whilst im getting the pillows in order
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i would love to go the ring but i cant afford it. pete wants me to go as well as he says im like the brother he never had and loves me, i just think hes a bit weird to be honest but i can understand where hes coming from
taking the wife on holiday would then mean its not a holiday



, pete's texting me at 10:50 at night!!