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Oct 30, 2007 | 11:11 AM
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Oct 30, 2007 | 11:12 AM
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my car drives faster now on .7 bar instead of 1.1 bar of boost
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:13 AM
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thats because of an air leak that I have
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:14 AM
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less forced air means less presure on the leaking pipework, so the fuelling is better now
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:14 AM
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means less pops and bangs though
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:15 AM
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but I can still get them, especially if I feather and apply the throttle at about 3200rpm
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:15 AM
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need to get road tax tomorrow as well.
bugger, just been paid and I will probably be skint again.
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:16 AM
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really do need to find a romanian surgeon to remove a kidney so I can sell it.
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:16 AM
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need a buyer before its removed though as I dont think it will last long without a good blood supply.
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:17 AM
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the ones in morrisons dont seem to last anyway
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:20 AM
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my throat is still a bit sore, and my nose is a bit bunged up, made it interesting whilst running today
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:21 AM
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still got some strepsils though so they help
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:23 AM
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not had a day off either in over 6 years
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:25 AM
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no point being ill at home when you can be ill at work.
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:26 AM
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thats my way of thinking anyway.
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:27 AM
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and the fact that I usually get a backhand bonus for it as well around christmas time
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:27 AM
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my missus birthday in december
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:28 AM
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usually use the bonus on a meal for her
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:30 AM
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no expense spared
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:31 AM
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got her some take that tickets for this year, opening night in manchester, think its the 10th of december
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:32 AM
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may see how much they are going for on tebay the week before
then I can sort something else out for her birthday, and sort her christmas present as well. Sorted
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:32 AM
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think we are going away for a weekend for her birthday.
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:33 AM
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her parents are possibly paying for that
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:51 AM
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and looking after the dog as well
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:53 AM
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how cool is that (especially in winter)
Oct 30, 2007 | 11:55 AM
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dont know where we would go though.
Lets hope travelzoo have cheap deals for abroad somewhere
Oct 30, 2007 | 12:04 PM
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HATE doing hazardous paperwork
Oct 30, 2007 | 12:05 PM
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every single order today seems to be hazardous
Oct 30, 2007 | 12:05 PM
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Oct 30, 2007 | 12:06 PM
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could very well be a full page