by man size do you mean one of them little stubby one's? they would look fooking massive next to you

 

did you spit in his face and kick him all over the place? i would of whilst shouting obscenaties at him tosser

 

yes you did just admit it. you were texting me all the time

 

here we go again hey ric!!!! you been round your bosses house to sort out your cravings?

 

can you fit stabilisers to them ??????

 

just cleaned my car. it was fecking rotten after blasting round the lake distric for a week, the new tyres are bloody good as well so im happy with my little purchase there

 

where is everyone? come on pete i know your logged on fella

 

think i may 'accidently' spill some paint on the floor in the living room today!! it would be a shame but hey its a good job i have insurance

 

spoke to the wife about the nurberg trip before and i thought she was going to say go for it. but oh no she was just humouring me the bitch

 

woman over the road from us has split from her husband a few months ago, they have twin girls that are only about 4. her husband has moved out and has the kids every weekend and she goes out every friday and saturday night and brings a different fella home each time. we see them leaving the morning after. shes fit as well. hahaha thats what you get for marrying young they always wander later on in life , ha ha

 

been swimming this morning

 

was to busy though so we never stayed long

 

i hate the people that get in the kiddies pool who can swim just cos its warmer, they start jumping in and splashing everywhere an it freaks jake out, i cant say **** all cos the wife is there and she dont like me kicking off, the parents just sit there and watch the little scrouts though which annoys me more

 

need to paint the kitchen and the conservatory but i cant be arsed, may go the pub and watch the best team in england play instead

 

sky sports 1 7 pm liverpool v feyenoord

 

cracking goals by torres and gerrard the other day

 

some good buys this summer by our spanish mesiah, should make an intersting season

 

wahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

i need to call howie today but i will have to block my number as i dont want him having it, he will call me and text me all the time if he has it, he loves me does howard

 

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

just set my sky plus for the rallying later

 

cant believe its on itv4 its far better to watch than the f1 or any other motor sport

 

cut my thumb the other day and then ripped my finger open yesterday, its ok though ive got some magic plasters on so it dont hurt now

 

on what channel?

 

yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppppppeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

itv4 at 6pm pete

 

what you up to pete?

 

cheers ste

 

lewis has won, yipadeedo

 

no propbs pete, thats what im here for. to keep you happy and up to date