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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 03:42 PM
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It was at ten past two

I have been and not long been back

Foofed now after the walk

thats cos your a chubber
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 03:47 PM
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You want to spank speedy monkey's monkey?



That's one hell of a confession
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
thats cos your a chubber
no, extremely low blood pressure Nearly collapsed when I got there, theyy stuck me in a room out of the way with a fan until they could see me

Looks like I will be off for an ECG soon

On the plus side, baby's heart is good and strong and was moving about and growing well
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Just as long as you close your eyes and imagine it's a hot babe doing the spanking of your monkey
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
no, extremely low blood pressure Nearly collapsed when I got there, theyy stuck me in a room out of the way with a fan until they could see me

Looks like I will be off for an ECG soon

On the plus side, baby's heart is good and strong and was moving about and growing well


thats not good as long as you are ok tho

and on the news of the baby
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
Just as long as you close your eyes and imagine it's a hot babe doing the spanking of your monkey


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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:10 PM
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Yeah I'm OK on the whole, just have to rest



I do not want to imagine sonic spanking monkey's monkey, it will give me nightmares
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:15 PM
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My missus is the only one that gets to give my monkey a good spanking

(apart from me that is )
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:16 PM
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self confessed wnaker then
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:16 PM
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which takes us nicely back to last night's diddling question
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:20 PM
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Pete, i nipped into Hunts Honda dealership before, my palms went proper clamy just looking at the 600cc bikes they look mint, but rather scary, never really looked at one up close before, even the 400 looked massive

There was a 1300cc black Suzuki Hayabusa there, sure it was one of these



**** me, what a machine, looked EVIL
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:20 PM
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
which takes us nicely back to last night's diddling question
What does 'diddling' mean to you

Is it some sort of naughty act

Tell me, i want to know now
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:21 PM
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My mate has a GSXR
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
What does 'diddling' mean to you

Is it some sort of naughty act

Tell me, i want to know now
Parting the beef curtains and.... diddling
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:25 PM
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Oh right, so its another term for eating the fleshy lettuce
I never knew that, when my missus gets here, ill ask here if i can 'diddle' her or should it be this smiley
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:26 PM
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Right lads that's enough of the innuendos, god anyone would thing you are all sexually frustrated.

DK1 you need to slow down and relax watch your blood pressure so better not think about sex then, look what happended when you did last time Congratulations by the way. there are lots of SMACS babies now maybe they should start their own club??????????

as for you speedymonkey.....................well what can i say??????
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:28 PM
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Dining at the hairy goblet
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by clsbscooby
Right lads that's enough of the innuendos, god anyone would thing you are all sexually frustrated.

DK1 you need to slow down and relax watch your blood pressure so better not think about sex then, look what happended when you did last time Congratulations by the way. there are lots of SMACS babies now maybe they should start their own club??????????

as for you speedymonkey.....................well what can i say??????
Come on Claire - don't be shy with the innuendos
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drinkin from the furry cup
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Dining at the hairy goblet
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:33 PM
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tickling the naughty peach
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Originally Posted by clsbscooby
as for you speedymonkey.....................well what can i say??????
Im not that bad am i Claire
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Im not that bad am i Claire
yes you are.........you perv
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by clsbscooby
Right lads that's enough of the innuendos, god anyone would thing you are all sexually frustrated.

DK1 you need to slow down and relax watch your blood pressure so better not think about sex then, look what happended when you did last time Congratulations by the way. there are lots of SMACS babies now maybe they should start their own club??????????

as for you speedymonkey.....................well what can i say??????
LOL, thanks

ALthough my hormones are making me want more and more
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
tickling the naughty peach
That's more along the lines....no involved LOL
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
yes you are.........you perv
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
That's more along the lines....no involved LOL


more along the lines indeed, rather than..... right ill leave it right there

Im off to look at holidays for next year, then off for a nap before the missus gets here for her 'diddling'

See you all later on
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Come on Claire - don't be shy with the innuendos

can't think of any now gone all shy..........

off home now see you all tomorrow
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Originally Posted by clsbscooby
can't think of any now gone all shy..........

off home now see you all tomorrow
Off home already - where's your commitment
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