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Jul 28, 2007 | 09:40 PM
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Jul 28, 2007 | 09:41 PM
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D.K.1
I know LOL, he is making me as warped as he is
Its taken me 28 years to get like this
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:42 PM
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D.K.1
Do you slap the water and see what a splash you can get with your conkers?
No piont, the'd be no bath water left
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:42 PM
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speedymonkey
*sniff sniff*
Has someone been cooking biff burgers and not offered to make me one
How DARE you
I thought you were sniffing your fingers then to make sure there was no grit
YOU have already eaten
Is the bathwater a murky brown?
Have you emptied it yet?
Did the plughole get blocked with claggers?
Have you left a dirty rim around the tub too that you need to scrub off?
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:43 PM
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speedymonkey
Its taken me 28 years to get like this
Well, I must be a little younger than you then, which means there's still time yet
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:44 PM
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Blimy, you sound just like me
I feel proud to have spread my twisted sence of humor on to someone else
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:44 PM
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speedymonkey
No piont, the'd be no bath water left
Either you don't have a lot of water in your bath or you get carried away and splash it all out
I would say the water probably gets out when you get in once it sees your claggy bottom approaching though
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:44 PM
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D.K.1
Well, I must be a little younger than you then, which means there's still time yet
I know you should never ask a lady this, but how old are u
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:45 PM
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D.K.1
I would say the water probably gets out when you get in once it sees your claggy bottom approaching though
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:45 PM
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speedymonkey
Blimy, you sound just like me
I feel proud to have spread my twisted sence of humor on to someone else
PMSL
I was already twisted, its how I ended up with Sonic
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:46 PM
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D.K.1
YOU have already eaten
theres always time for a biff burger, especially with some thick red sauce
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:46 PM
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speedymonkey
I know you should never ask a lady this, but how old are u
Hey sir, I ain't no laydee
LOL
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Jul 28, 2007 | 09:47 PM
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i love pickles
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:47 PM
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haha, so do i get to call you a young whiper-snapper then
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Ewwwwwwwwwwww
I take it stella's making you filtheh again LOL
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:48 PM
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Me , noooooooo, never touch the stuff
stella i mean not pickles
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:48 PM
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haha, so do i get to call you a young whiper-snapper then
I am not quite sure how to respond to that LOL
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:49 PM
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I know you;re fibbing, especially after last night's spam LOL
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:50 PM
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im still hungry, was only a farty dinner
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:51 PM
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god i feel old at 28, all of the spammers on here are younger than me
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:51 PM
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I think Sonic and Scooby had a farty dinner
I am in the middle of it all tonight
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:52 PM
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i fancy something sweet, like a slice of chocolate cake
we have nowt like that in tho
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:52 PM
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speedymonkey
god i feel old at 28, all of the spammers on here are younger than me
Not *that* much younger though
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:53 PM
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i fancy something sweet, like a slice of chocolate cake
we have nowt like that in tho
There's two chocolate rice crispy cakes and two chocolate cup cakes left in tubs that I made for the kids, if you were here you could have those
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:53 PM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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speedymonkey
god i feel old at 28, all of the spammers on here are younger than me
no there not
when is your birthday ric?
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:55 PM
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Ric, did you like any of those objects I posted links to?
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:56 PM
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pete higham
I have more cooking chocolate in the cupboard but ran out of rice crispies
I have cornflakes in though
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:57 PM
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Pete, Sonic's asking if you liked the pic he drew on face book
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:57 PM
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D.K.1
There's two chocolate rice crispy cakes and two chocolate cup cakes left in tubs that I made for the kids, if you were here you could have those
OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo that made the chocky pang worse