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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:40 PM
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I have to say you're doing well with your spam count Pete



There;s a slice of cake left and I don't know if I should eat it or let Sonic have it
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:41 PM
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I know LOL, he is making me as warped as he is
Its taken me 28 years to get like this
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
Do you slap the water and see what a splash you can get with your conkers?
No piont, the'd be no bath water left
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
*sniff sniff*

Has someone been cooking biff burgers and not offered to make me one
How DARE you
I thought you were sniffing your fingers then to make sure there was no grit




YOU have already eaten




Is the bathwater a murky brown?

Have you emptied it yet?


Did the plughole get blocked with claggers?


Have you left a dirty rim around the tub too that you need to scrub off?
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Its taken me 28 years to get like this
Well, I must be a little younger than you then, which means there's still time yet
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:44 PM
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Blimy, you sound just like me
I feel proud to have spread my twisted sence of humor on to someone else
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
No piont, the'd be no bath water left
Either you don't have a lot of water in your bath or you get carried away and splash it all out



I would say the water probably gets out when you get in once it sees your claggy bottom approaching though
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
Well, I must be a little younger than you then, which means there's still time yet
I know you should never ask a lady this, but how old are u
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
I would say the water probably gets out when you get in once it sees your claggy bottom approaching though

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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey


Blimy, you sound just like me
I feel proud to have spread my twisted sence of humor on to someone else
PMSL

I was already twisted, its how I ended up with Sonic
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
YOU have already eaten
theres always time for a biff burger, especially with some thick red sauce
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I know you should never ask a lady this, but how old are u
Hey sir, I ain't no laydee LOL


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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:47 PM
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i love pickles
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:47 PM
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haha, so do i get to call you a young whiper-snapper then
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:47 PM
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Ewwwwwwwwwwww

I take it stella's making you filtheh again LOL
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:48 PM
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Me , noooooooo, never touch the stuff


stella i mean not pickles
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
haha, so do i get to call you a young whiper-snapper then
I am not quite sure how to respond to that LOL
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:49 PM
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I know you;re fibbing, especially after last night's spam LOL
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:50 PM
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im still hungry, was only a farty dinner
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:51 PM
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god i feel old at 28, all of the spammers on here are younger than me
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:51 PM
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I think Sonic and Scooby had a farty dinner


I am in the middle of it all tonight
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:52 PM
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i fancy something sweet, like a slice of chocolate cake

we have nowt like that in tho
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
god i feel old at 28, all of the spammers on here are younger than me
Not *that* much younger though
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
i fancy something sweet, like a slice of chocolate cake

we have nowt like that in tho
There's two chocolate rice crispy cakes and two chocolate cup cakes left in tubs that I made for the kids, if you were here you could have those
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
god i feel old at 28, all of the spammers on here are younger than me

no there not when is your birthday ric?
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
There's two chocolate rice crispy cakes and two chocolate cup cakes left in tubs that I made for the kids, if you were here you could have those


rice crispie cakes
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:55 PM
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Ric, did you like any of those objects I posted links to?
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
rice crispie cakes
I have more cooking chocolate in the cupboard but ran out of rice crispies

I have cornflakes in though
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:57 PM
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Pete, Sonic's asking if you liked the pic he drew on face book
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
There's two chocolate rice crispy cakes and two chocolate cup cakes left in tubs that I made for the kids, if you were here you could have those
OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo that made the chocky pang worse
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