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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:36 PM
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:37 PM
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Fookin forgot I was low on go juice.
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:37 PM
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Wouldn't call Wilmslow a jungle.... Handforth maybe. God knows how many hidden tribes of inbreds are undiscovered on the Spath Lane Estate!!!

he's back from his blast enjoy the drive?
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:38 PM
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they sound like mancs to me
all manx sound like scallies
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
my god woman!!!! make your mind up!!
You will hear it for yourself when you get to a tricklhead spleen meet and then you can decide what an accent I have


But I sound like no thick scally like they do rahnd these parhts LOL
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by s333xxv
all manx sound like scallies
i know

but im from salford and i have a slighty different accent
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
he's back from his blast enjoy the drive?

Quick blast down to the tunnels and back. Then got a call from our kid saying that all his mates are on the p155 and can i get his car from the pub. So think to myself "take his car for a blast".

Get in to find it's got less fuel than mine.

Hohum.
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
You will hear it for yourself when you get to a tricklhead spleen meet and then you can decide what an accent I have


But I sound like no thick scally like they do rahnd these parhts LOL

tricklehead spleen

i will when i get my car on the road
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i know

but im from salford and i have a slighty different accent
where abouts in salford? i used to work around ordsall a bit
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Quick blast down to the tunnels and back. Then got a call from our kid saying that all his mates are on the p155 and can i get his car from the pub. So think to myself "take his car for a blast".

Get in to find it's got less fuel than mine.

Hohum.

gutted

did you put any in it
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Quick blast down to the tunnels and back. Then got a call from our kid saying that all his mates are on the p155 and can i get his car from the pub. So think to myself "take his car for a blast".

Get in to find it's got less fuel than mine.

Hohum.
hard luck mate
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by s333xxv
where abouts in salford? i used to work around ordsall a bit

swinton
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Originally Posted by pete higham
tricklehead spleen

i will when i get my car on the road
Not long til the next one now
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Originally Posted by s333xxv
where abouts in salford? i used to work around ordsall a bit
I work on Broadway.
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i think i had legacy boy drive past me today and he beeped me

sounded nice
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
I work on Broadway.
wot do you do
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:48 PM
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im going getting some food
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Originally Posted by pete higham
gutted

did you put any in it
Did i ferk!!

Can only just afford to fuel mine up, never mind his!!

Although he is burgering off on a round the world trip for several months so maybe i should use his instead!!

He'll come back to find the rear tyres bald, rear diff whining and rear suspension needing replaced from 4 months of **** out drifting!!
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Did i ferk!!

Can only just afford to fuel mine up, never mind his!!

Although he is burgering off on a round the world trip for several months so maybe i should use his instead!!

He'll come back to find the rear tyres bald, rear diff whining and rear suspension needing replaced from 4 months of **** out drifting!!
what car is it?
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Originally Posted by s333xxv
wot do you do
Inside sales for a French paper mill.

Sounds boring.... and it is. But as they say, it pays the bills.
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by s333xxv
wot do you do
I am a manc dont ask what i do
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by s333xxv
what car is it?
E46 328Ci.

Just trying to find a pic.
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
I am a manc dont ask what i do
i know what you do anyway
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:56 PM
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[QUOTE=paulthejambo;7134986]French paper mill.
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French paper mill French paper mill Paul you dirty roter French
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:58 PM
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well, well, well evening everyone!! long time no speak!! How is everyone?
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 10:00 PM
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hello
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hi, new member!?
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 10:03 PM
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[QUOTE=Zip Dave;7135012]
Originally Posted by paulthejambo
French paper mill.
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French paper mill French paper mill Paul you dirty roter French

But they pay 5k a year more than a british mill.

And they won't be closing down like a british mill.

Sorry. Im a sell out.
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
hi, new member!?
i just became a regularhttps://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/luxhello.gif
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Originally Posted by s333xxv
hello
Oh Linal Richie a HELLO
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