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Old 13 July 2010, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
good stuff


I need a poo should I wait until I get home or save on toilet roll and dump it here

might have to start washing the car at work due to the fookin hose pipe ban
mine needs a good washing. Waiting for some carbon fibre resin to be delivered so I can fix my front splitter. Removed it from the car and I have cut sections out of it with my dremel where it has been damaged with speed bumps etc. Got proper carbon fibre matting just need the resin posted to me on friday as well
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
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I need a poo should I wait until I get home or save on toilet roll and dump it here

might have to start washing the car at work due to the fookin hose pipe ban

as much as i hate doing it, go in work, your getting paid to poo then, although do cover the seat and also lay a landing mat to prevent splashback. oh and apparantly your to old now to write your name in poo in the toilet cubicle, some people are spoilsports
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Originally Posted by moneys
as much as i hate doing it, go in work, your getting paid to poo then, although do cover the seat and also lay a landing mat to prevent splashback. oh and apparantly your to old now to write your name in poo in the toilet cubicle, some people are spoilsports
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Originally Posted by moneys
as much as i hate doing it, go in work, your getting paid to poo then, although do cover the seat and also lay a landing mat to prevent splashback. oh and apparantly your to old now to write your name in poo in the toilet cubicle, some people are spoilsports

some dirty ****** wiped poo on the hand towel at a guess it wasnt a english person put it that way fecking dirty *******
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they had some agency labour in our place once and they were having ***** and then wiping there ***** and then winding the toilet roll back up so the next person got a bit of a suprise whne they went to get some toilet roll, could of been worse if you had got the toilet roll to blow your nose
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suppose i best go to bed, been on nights and got in at 7, got to go in again tonight for 10.30 wahay i love nights its great
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And now the shopping centre in Rochdale is giving in to the PC brigade and taking two bogs out to replace them with a hole in the ground to 5h!t in!!

WTF??

Old 17 July 2010, 09:14 AM
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Any of you guyz up for RR day at Awesome GTI ?
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Originally Posted by biggi
Any of you guyz up for RR day at Awesome GTI ?
is that in cadishead????

when is it?
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
And now the shopping centre in Rochdale is giving in to the PC brigade and taking two bogs out to replace them with a hole in the ground to 5h!t in!!

WTF??

are you sure someone hasnt just robbed them???
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Originally Posted by biggi
Any of you guyz up for RR day at Awesome GTI ?
i could put my transit van on?????? its got 90ps
Old 18 July 2010, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
And now the shopping centre in Rochdale is giving in to the PC brigade and taking two bogs out to replace them with a hole in the ground to 5h!t in!!

WTF??

does PC stand for Porthole Crapping? if it does then whats the problem?
Old 19 July 2010, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
is that in cadishead????

when is it?
Yep that the one, its on the 31st of July, £45 for 4WD, we need payment by the 23rd, you can pay awesome direct or pay Gaz who is staff on the sire organising this event, let me know what you decide.
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Any1 up for this, should be a good one, got a mixture of cars attending.
Old 21 July 2010, 11:32 PM
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new car for the wife was bought today, 4x4 Lexus, its the most luxurious car ive ever been in
Old 24 July 2010, 11:32 AM
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pick it up monday or tuesday yayay
Old 31 July 2010, 09:16 AM
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fookin knackered in work and just had a sasuage and bacon butty

Im getting preasure to sell my car and buy something newer
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who is putting the pressure on justin? if you did get something newer would you still get a scoob or would you get something better?
Old 01 August 2010, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
who is putting the pressure on justin? if you did get something newer would you still get a scoob or would you get something better?

Ive no idea m8 I need something with similer power and size so another scoob would be a idea but ive also been looking at allsorts like a mondeo ST 3l v6 that sort of size car plenty of space with some decent power

im even thinking of getting a diesel for our runaround car (replace her fiesta) and something big for me

wife and family been digging me in the ribs to get rid basically because its to noisy still etc

ive only done 62,000 miles - im just looking I doubt I could get red just yet
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Ive no idea m8 I need something with similer power and size so another scoob would be a idea but ive also been looking at allsorts like a mondeo ST 3l v6 that sort of size car plenty of space with some decent power

im even thinking of getting a diesel for our runaround car (replace her fiesta) and something big for me

wife and family been digging me in the ribs to get rid basically because its to noisy still etc

ive only done 62,000 miles - im just looking I doubt I could get red just yet

i had the sttdci after my scoob was 'borrowed' i miss that car more than my scoob mate, fantastic cars. Bloody big as well so you can fit everything in, good for when you have more kids
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you still have use of your brothers car now ste or something else? what lexus did you get your mrs? I was in an old one a few years back and that was luxurious (was top of the range at the time) couldnt hear anything and build quality seemed top notch
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
you still have use of your brothers car now ste or something else? what lexus did you get your mrs? I was in an old one a few years back and that was luxurious (was top of the range at the time) couldnt hear anything and build quality seemed top notch

yes and no with my brothers, hes sort of home now but i dont need it as i have my van and the wifes car as well as my cycle to fall back on. Got the RX mate its fooking awesome, never have a been in such a big car (maybe the vogue) that is so luxorious and quiet. It has every toy imaginable even a camera and remote powered tailgate. Loads of room so we can now fit the full pram and all the **** that goes with it in the boot and we still have half the boot left for the dog to get in. It has a setting were the suspension lower itself to help the wife get in an out(short ****) then when you get going its raises back up, unless your doing motorway work were you can lower it so it handles better the service you get off Lexus is like nothing ive ever seen before, they have there very own small showroom that they use for handovers, class isnt in it mate, they make you feel very special, bunch of flowers for the wife and a tool kit for me, as well as free car washes every saturday for the life of the car and if i get there and there is a queue they i can go the front as we drive a Lexus haha i may just try that out just to p1ss people off haha
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Originally Posted by moneys
as well as free car washes every saturday for the life of the car and if i get there and there is a queue they i can go the front as we drive a Lexus haha i may just try that out just to p1ss people off haha
Quality

Was your 2nd kid a boy or girl didnt see it mentioned? Got to go Liverpool tomorrow, hope my car will be okay
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
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Was your 2nd kid a boy or girl didnt see it mentioned? Got to go Liverpool tomorrow, hope my car will be okay

we had a boy called him Max, he is 9 weeks old tomorrow. What you going to the Capital of Culture for mate?
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Originally Posted by moneys
we had a boy called him Max, he is 9 weeks old tomorrow. What you going to the Capital of Culture for mate?
nice one, got an interview at an agency so I can basically register then they can put me forward for a job (they have already sent my CV to the client), got a 2nd interview next week in trafford park for a job (1 of 3 people), and I am awaiting an interview for a shift managers job in St Helens.

Job centre rang me today with a job, it was for a shipping clerk (I have never done what the job required) I asked what the salary was just in case it was worthwhile and they said 14 to 15k I told them no, dont know how anyone could survive on that kind of salary (with mrs being part time still although she has an interview at bentley in crewe tomorrow as well )
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
nice one, got an interview at an agency so I can basically register then they can put me forward for a job (they have already sent my CV to the client), got a 2nd interview next week in trafford park for a job (1 of 3 people), and I am awaiting an interview for a shift managers job in St Helens.

Job centre rang me today with a job, it was for a shipping clerk (I have never done what the job required) I asked what the salary was just in case it was worthwhile and they said 14 to 15k I told them no, dont know how anyone could survive on that kind of salary (with mrs being part time still although she has an interview at bentley in crewe tomorrow as well )
good luck with all that mate, you dont have your cv in with 'manpower' by any chance do you? they are the agency looking after the new recruits in our place, going to be taking on around 1000 people over the next year, agency at first leading to full time, think the starting wage is around 26k going over 30k for shifts.
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no but will give them a shout, can survive on 26k
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Where do you work Ste any jobs foe women?
Old 05 August 2010, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Where do you work Ste any jobs foe women?

my main job is JLR, yes they actively seek woman to be honest an when ive gone out and done talks on our work i promote this
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mrs had an interview with bentley yesterday, she said there were purchasing managers who had bentleys as their cars Her interview was over 3 hours long. They have a proper resteraunt on site as well (not a canteen but a proper resteraunt )


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