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Old 05 August 2010, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
my main job is JLS, yes they actively seek woman to be honest an when ive gone out and done talks on our work i promote this
I always thought JLS were after the women, think 1 or 2 may be batty boys though....
Old 05 August 2010, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
my main job is JLR, yes they actively seek woman to be honest an when ive gone out and done talks on our work i promote this

Whats JLR?

Who would she need to contact?
Old 05 August 2010, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
mrs had an interview with bentley yesterday, she said there were purchasing managers who had bentleys as their cars Her interview was over 3 hours long. They have a proper resteraunt on site as well (not a canteen but a proper resteraunt )

ye they give them the cars as the ycost them nowt, its a tax fiddle really, our place give superintendants cars and then higher people get two cars one for them an one for the wife, then when the yretire they still get them. Also we have 3 restaurants across site, used to be 6 but they only have 3k working there now and not the 15k that they used to have
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Whats JLR?

Who would she need to contact?

Jaguar Land Rover, contact 'manpower' there the agency that sort all our new recruits out

if i can help at all let me know
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Originally Posted by moneys
ye they give them the cars as the ycost them nowt, its a tax fiddle really, our place give superintendants cars and then higher people get two cars one for them an one for the wife, then when the yretire they still get them. Also we have 3 restaurants across site, used to be 6 but they only have 3k working there now and not the 15k that they used to have

oh and we also have 3 shops, a bank and also its own medical department that also has a physio bit
Old 06 August 2010, 08:11 PM
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thanks
Old 06 August 2010, 10:08 PM
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got my 2nd interview on wednesday at half 8 in trafford park, will prob have to set off at about 7
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its the day after my birthday so no beer for me
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hopefully celebrate after though with news that I have the job
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that would be nice, only 3 of us for the 2nd interview so I have a 33.3% recurrin chance
Old 06 August 2010, 11:32 PM
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or a 66.6% chance of not getting it

went to blackpool tower today as we had heard good reviews and the web site made it look good, all i can say is if you walked round the streets today and noticed that all adnormal or in bred people that you usually see where not about, thats because they were in blackpool for the day in the seaside town that can only be discribed as a great big fooking **** hole, god that place is depressing, the tower is a ruin, the sea world is no better than your local fish pond, the dino world (our main reason for going as my lad loves dinos) was a disgrace it looked like kids had made the models, and the 3d cinema was laughable. jungle jims was the only truely saving grace and it was truly great. but **** me the circus was a joke, they had a load of tiddlywinks who where performing stuntsthey kept getting them wrong or dropping things or falling over or anything other than doing it well.

never never never go there, save yourself the pain and the hatred, keep the childhood memories and dont put yourself through what we did today
sorry bout the grammer an all that but im trying to rid the visions i still have of some of the disabilities i saw today. i swore i saw john meric at one point
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Originally Posted by moneys
or a 66.6% chance of not getting it
There is always one to **** on someones bonfire.....

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went to blackpool tower today as we had heard good reviews and the web site made it look good, all i can say is if you walked round the streets today and noticed that all adnormal or in bred people that you usually see where not about, thats because they were in blackpool for the day in the seaside town that can only be discribed as a great big fooking **** hole, god that place is depressing, the tower is a ruin, the sea world is no better than your local fish pond, the dino world (our main reason for going as my lad loves dinos) was a disgrace it looked like kids had made the models, and the 3d cinema was laughable. jungle jims was the only truely saving grace and it was truly great. but **** me the circus was a joke, they had a load of tiddlywinks who where performing stuntsthey kept getting them wrong or dropping things or falling over or anything other than doing it well.

never never never go there, save yourself the pain and the hatred, keep the childhood memories and dont put yourself through what we did today
sorry bout the grammer an all that but im trying to rid the visions i still have of some of the disabilities i saw today. i swore i saw john meric at one point
I drove through last year for the lights, seeing all the retards / mongs / cabbages etc then made me never, ever want to take my kid back during the day. He was lucky, he fell asleep in the car It has gone the same way as Rhyl went, it will gradually get less and less people going there
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we went a few years back as well and swore never to go back, it was the fact that everything looked so good on the net. i:e the circus dino world and all that, i wanted to spend half a day in the sand castle and half in the tower, glad i never as if they looked like that dressed imagine how ill id of felt when they where in their swimmers

when we went a few years back it was just me and the wife and we also had the dog with us, it was the summer time an fairly nice weather, we headed to the beach and some fella came over on a quad bike to tell us we were not allowed on the beach with a dog, it was at that point i pointed out all the pakistani's sitting there changing their kids nappies and leaving them on the beachif was disgusting and this visit only confirmed this.
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what a lovely day it is here today, plus the kids are off to the g,parents tonight so me an the wife can go an get drunk wahay
Old 16 August 2010, 11:56 PM
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got back from camping today, glorious weather in anglessey / holyhead, little one loved it
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went past the raf valley as well
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oh my fooking lord, night shift guts arggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Old 17 August 2010, 04:15 PM
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Woop Woop!!!!

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thought it was whoop whoop gav?
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
went past the raf valley as well
hopefully there will be another track day at the end of sept there
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Originally Posted by Gav
Woop Woop!!!!

Stranger hows things m8
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Im so tempted to trade in the fiesta for this http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classifi...ge/1?logcode=p
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Im so tempted to trade in the fiesta for this http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classifi...ge/1?logcode=p
nice
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Stranger hows things m8

Hey hey! I'm good cheers dood, how about you?

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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Im so tempted to trade in the fiesta for this http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classifi...ge/1?logcode=p

get it mate, its an awesome car and big enough for the family, best car i had owned till we got the Lexus
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Originally Posted by Gav
Hey hey! I'm good cheers dood, how about you?

im good m8 my young un is keeping me busy time is flying shes 1 in 2 week

hows you house now is it all sorted?
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Originally Posted by moneys
get it mate, its an awesome car and big enough for the family, best car i had owned till we got the Lexus
yeah im so tempted just need to test drive one it just might be too big for jo thats my only concern

any problems to look out for on these?
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my chilli sauce has arrived

http://www.hot-headz.com/hot-sauce/B...ce-1023-3.html

800,0000 scovile units

its up there with the big boys

http://www.scottrobertsweb.com/scoville-scale.php
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
my chilli sauce has arrived

http://www.hot-headz.com/hot-sauce/B...ce-1023-3.html

800,0000 scovile units

its up there with the big boys

http://www.scottrobertsweb.com/scoville-scale.php
so dated, you want wanza wicked over twice as hot of that ***** juice
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