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Old 16 December 2009, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
no mate, in work whenever one is on, same in jan, only been the one that you attended my good friend
Im just proper busy, always used to have the time when ui worked shifts, now the 9/5 just makes me want to have a beer and chill in the evenings
Old 16 December 2009, 09:55 PM
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im up the wall, trying to get a business off the ground at the moment as well so all my spare time is taken up there as well
Old 16 December 2009, 09:57 PM
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Im still nursing a bad left jaw at the minute
Went on the lash last week with some old work mates in Fallowfield, and after a skinfull a mate got into a scuffle outside a kebab shop
I tried my best to stop it kicking off, but got a haymaker of a smack and went down like a sack of spuds
Didnt even see the bloody punch coming from behind me (feckin **** bag!)
Even the guy that threw the punch fell over after hitting me
Feckin face still hurts now
Old 16 December 2009, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
im up the wall, trying to get a business off the ground at the moment as well so all my spare time is taken up there as well
OOoooooo what you got up ur sleave Mr Money bags
Old 16 December 2009, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Im still nursing a bad left jaw at the minute
Went on the lash last week with some old work mates in Fallowfield, and after a skinfull a mate got into a scuffle outside a kebabe shop
I tried my to stop it kicking off, i took 6 of them out with my karate and kick boxing but got a haymaker of a smack off a fella who was 6foot 9 and built like a brick **** house, i went down but jumped straight back up with one of those flips you see in the movies and knocked him out with a deft blow to his chin an he went down like a sack of spuds
He didnt even see the bloody punch coming as i am so quick (ive watched all the matrix films)
It took 10 men to take me down but they all backed off when they realised who i was
Bet his feckin face still hurts now

your on the net mate, necer admit the truth just lie like everyother martial arts expert on here
Old 16 December 2009, 10:03 PM
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Check these pics of me and the missus on halloween at a mates house
Was out trick or treating at 11pm proper lashed

came back with a tons of sweets and chocky too Quality nite




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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
OOoooooo what you got up ur sleave Mr Money bags
something ivedone for years but ive expanded it now and just invested a lot of cash in it
Old 16 December 2009, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Check these pics of me and the missus on halloween at a mates house
Was out trick or treating at 11pm proper lashed

came back with a tons of sweets and chocky too Quality nite




does your bird always have a bottle of beer in her hand?
Old 16 December 2009, 10:11 PM
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OOooooo thats close to the line that Steven
Ill have you know she great at DIY
Old 16 December 2009, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
OOooooo thats close to the line that Steven
Ill have you know she great at DIY

its stephen actually

so many jokes could be thrown in now about the diy but ill leave it for now
Old 16 December 2009, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
your on the net mate, necer admit the truth just lie like everyother martial arts expert on here


Well, i did kick him in the shin as i scrambelled away back into the kebab shop on all four's
This was when they kicked and smashed the doors and windows in (no in not lying!) whilst me and my mate were trying our best to keep the kebab doors shut by force! The kebab shop was packed and everyone **** it b1g time (me included, these guys were proper charged(coked up!)
Think im gonna stick to my local pubs over Christmas
Old 16 December 2009, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
its stephen actually

so many jokes could be thrown in now about the diy but ill leave it for now
Did you have any of these in mind




You gotta admit they do look like most of the Liverpool fans after the 2-2 draw with the mighty blues at your place
Old 16 December 2009, 10:28 PM
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Toodle pip for now
I need to have a round of tiger woods before shower and bed

Laters smac faces........................
Old 18 December 2009, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey

see your mrs dressed up, shame you couldnt make the effort as well
Old 22 December 2009, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
see your mrs dressed up, shame you couldnt make the effort as well
LOL was going to say the same !!
Looks like Rik everyday!!!

Old 22 December 2009, 09:08 PM
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Its a bit quiet in here of late!!!
Old 22 December 2009, 11:37 PM
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mmm does seem that way
Old 23 December 2009, 08:13 AM
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thanks for the tech
Old 23 December 2009, 06:17 PM
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got myself some new gauges today, oil pressure and oil temp. Got a carbon fibre skinning kit from www.carbonmods.com so going to make a pod for the gauges.
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get my new mobile tomorrow as well, gone for the sony saito, 12mp camera. Sounds and looks good
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christmas shopping today at asda, fookin ell, never seen so many retards in one place
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we have chrimbo smileys on the mlr
Old 23 December 2009, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
christmas shopping today at asda, fookin ell, never seen so many retards in one place

you want to try working in wigan!

it has astounded me how many retards live pemberton
Old 23 December 2009, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
you want to try working in wigan!

it has astounded me how many retards live pemberton
m8 I can imagine, live not too far away so im surrounded by overspill
Old 24 December 2009, 02:09 PM
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justin did you ever get your drive done mate?
Old 24 December 2009, 09:37 PM
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yeah m8 all done ages ago - seem to have done a good job as its not sunk yet lol also done my railings so it looks well I just need some drive gates now

you should of seen the crap that came out of the drive as they dug down a fair way there was carpets and all sorts lol

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Old 26 December 2009, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
yeah m8 all done ages ago - seem to have done a good job as its not sunk yet lol also done my railings so it looks well I just need some drive gates now

you should of seen the crap that came out of the drive as they dug down a fair way there was carpets and all sorts lol

what did you go for in the end? block paving? or concrete stamping?
Old 27 December 2009, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
what did you go for in the end? block paving? or concrete stamping?
went for block paving as ive had my flags lifted a few times so dont fancy concrete getting messed up blocks easyer to fix afterwards
Old 28 December 2009, 06:26 PM
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Old 28 December 2009, 09:55 PM
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what type of block paving is it then mate? pics and size would be nice if you have any


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