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Old Nov 15, 2008 | 08:28 PM
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Old Nov 15, 2008 | 08:58 PM
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Old Nov 15, 2008 | 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
its in leigh in manchestor
if you phone up with that scouse accent they will call you a foreigner
fookin inbreds, they only speak wigan
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Old Nov 15, 2008 | 09:41 PM
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what a fookin good day today, trackday at anglesey in the bmw318is

drifting it round most of the corners !, and not on the power cause there aint any 140bhp when it was new, 17years ago

in the fast corners i was caching people, it was the small sharp corners that killed it , so had to revert to drifting it in , if the front wheels won't point the right way then get the back to steer

at the end people who were spectating,(only by chance) drove round looking for the entrance and came over and shook hands laughing and joking about the driving, even a marshal came over and said it was the best enterment all day
i put 4 new tyres on for the nurburgring trip £250, they are now worn down to the limit on one side
now thats getting your moneys worth
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Old Nov 16, 2008 | 09:47 PM
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who noticed the women in topgear tonight

when they had "star in a reasonably priced car" "mark warlberg" , did you see the women at the back of him and clarkson !!!!

FOOKIN MINGERS

blonde hair , makeup and more chins than a chinese phone book
and teeth like fookin tombstones

what must other countrys think when they see the standard of british women
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Old Nov 17, 2008 | 08:55 AM
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Old Nov 17, 2008 | 05:59 PM
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Judging by the recent pictures from Sunday's drive, I think I'm gonna get an ejector seat and some wings fitted to the Classic when it goes back on the road next month.
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Old Nov 17, 2008 | 06:01 PM
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P.s When did the new smileys become available???


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Old Nov 17, 2008 | 06:42 PM
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Old Nov 17, 2008 | 06:44 PM
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Old Nov 17, 2008 | 07:44 PM
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Old Nov 17, 2008 | 07:48 PM
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About time we had more smileys
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Old Nov 17, 2008 | 07:59 PM
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Old Nov 18, 2008 | 12:40 AM
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Yo Yo Yo ***** clangers

If you need somne new tunes to groove too, have a look at this Mary J. Blige number, class tune, wack up bass and get them noddin muscles workin

YouTube - Mary J. Blige - Just Fine
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Old Nov 18, 2008 | 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
J im lovin that smiley
Now wheres the flange one
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Old Nov 18, 2008 | 12:45 AM
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As you all know im well into my D+B, so have been trying to ease the missus into it too, and must admit its been hard, but, after hating it for years, she is finally coming round

After much boomage in my car, she kinda like this tune and is liking it more each time i play it HAHAHAHHAHAHAHH I WILL turn her

YouTube - Jenna G - In Love
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Old Nov 18, 2008 | 07:53 AM
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Isnt Jenna G a pornstar
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Old Nov 18, 2008 | 07:53 AM
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Old Nov 18, 2008 | 08:32 AM
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Morning spammers

Back logged into SN after changing my password and forgetting to bring it to work for ever

I'm sure you've missed me

And this is for the cheeky comments which may get posted up

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Old Nov 18, 2008 | 10:01 AM
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Old Nov 18, 2008 | 11:03 AM
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Old Nov 18, 2008 | 12:31 PM
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got a letter at home from work.

Probably about the job interview
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Old Nov 18, 2008 | 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
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Old Nov 18, 2008 | 02:38 PM
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letter not about the interview so still hope
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Old Nov 18, 2008 | 02:39 PM
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scoobysi with the festive smiley
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Old Nov 18, 2008 | 02:48 PM
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Oh yes indeedy
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Old Nov 18, 2008 | 04:37 PM
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So much for "office closure" and "redundancy".

It's now been confirmed that 3 of my colleagues have been kept on and will work from the offices of one of our customers.

I finish on Friday 28th November and they start Monday 1st December.

Just goes to show - it's not what you know.
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Old Nov 18, 2008 | 11:16 PM
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Old Nov 19, 2008 | 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
So much for "office closure" and "redundancy".

It's now been confirmed that 3 of my colleagues have been kept on and will work from the offices of one of our customers.

I finish on Friday 28th November and they start Monday 1st December.

Just goes to show - it's not what you know.
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