Notices
Northern (England) Northern Meetings & Events

SMACS Muppet and Numpty corner

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Feb 10, 2009 | 11:37 PM
  #68581  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

oh god, when they empty the toilets in the army they just burn all the stuff, apparantly the camp then stinks of the **** all day
Reply
Old Feb 10, 2009 | 11:37 PM
  #68582  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

nice top of the page there, goodbye an good night people
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 04:26 AM
  #68583  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

Originally Posted by moneys
heated seats are the future



help with back pain as well
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 04:27 AM
  #68584  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

Originally Posted by moneys
oh god, when they empty the toilets in the army they just burn all the stuff, apparantly the camp then stinks of the **** all day
should drop it on the enemy, then watch the s h i t hit the fan
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 08:21 AM
  #68585  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Just coz you are getting a Ford don't think you can park with the ST boys Mr Cougar
already a member on the stowners forum (besides the car I want has an st200 conversion on the engine)



Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Isn't it just a Probe for the noughties
good job the car I want is a 99 model then isnt it
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 08:43 AM
  #68586  
Sc00by_Si's Avatar
Sc00by_Si
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 2,382
Likes: 0
From: WR1 147
Default

Fair do's

Morning BTW

Did anyone hear The KLF Justified and Ancient on Johnnie Walker Radio 2 this morning after the 8am news - bet no one would have predicted that back in '91

'They said Tammy stand by the JAMMS'

Don't write lyrics like that anymore
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 09:24 AM
  #68587  
scoobyverysoon's Avatar
scoobyverysoon
.......*SMACS*...........
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,372
Likes: 0
From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Default

Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 10:10 AM
  #68588  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

what is this "Radio 2" that you speak of
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 10:11 AM
  #68589  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 10:12 AM
  #68590  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

im feckin shattered was up at 3 and couldnt get back to sleep
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 10:43 AM
  #68591  
Sc00by_Si's Avatar
Sc00by_Si
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 2,382
Likes: 0
From: WR1 147
Default

Originally Posted by jaytc2003
what is this "Radio 2" that you speak of
Better than that fat t w a t Chris 'I'm everyone's best mate' Moyles and so called 'Comedy' Dave
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 11:40 AM
  #68592  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

comedy dave was funny this morning
they were doing something about mr t, and comedy dave said whats mr t's favourite yoghurt?

The answer is petit filous

pity the fool!

genius
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 11:41 AM
  #68593  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

is usualy pea wet though
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 12:48 PM
  #68594  
scoobyverysoon's Avatar
scoobyverysoon
.......*SMACS*...........
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,372
Likes: 0
From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Default

Oxtail soup with 2 toast today for dinner and a bottle of Frijj milkshake
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 01:05 PM
  #68595  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

just had my lunch
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 01:05 PM
  #68596  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

bowl of cornflakes and a nice cup of tea
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 01:06 PM
  #68597  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

im feckin bored
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 03:52 PM
  #68598  
scoobyverysoon's Avatar
scoobyverysoon
.......*SMACS*...........
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,372
Likes: 0
From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Default

Been told to be on hight alert as war could be on the cards not sure why could be bollocks really
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 05:58 PM
  #68599  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Been told to be on hight alert as war could be on the cards not sure why could be bollocks really

we was told a while ago
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 10:35 PM
  #68600  
scoobyverysoon's Avatar
scoobyverysoon
.......*SMACS*...........
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,372
Likes: 0
From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Default

Originally Posted by pete higham
we was told a while ago
Yeah there was something mentioned ages ago but this is the first time they have said keep your eye out any idea whats going on?
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 10:39 PM
  #68601  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Yeah there was something mentioned ages ago but this is the first time they have said keep your eye out any idea whats going on?

i havent got a clue mate

i do have 220 mil saved tho
Reply
Old Feb 11, 2009 | 11:21 PM
  #68602  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

good evening people
Reply
Old Feb 12, 2009 | 09:38 AM
  #68603  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

morning all
Reply
Old Feb 12, 2009 | 09:40 AM
  #68604  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Been told to be on hight alert as war could be on the cards not sure why could be bollocks really
likelyhood is high, also likely to be nuclear

Be the same thing thats been stewing for weeks and weeks, think someone has been naughty and someone else doesnt like it
Reply
Old Feb 12, 2009 | 09:41 AM
  #68605  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

Originally Posted by pete higham
i havent got a clue mate

i do have 220 mil saved tho
bugger, ive only got about 40 mill and 20 mill respectively
Reply
Old Feb 12, 2009 | 09:42 AM
  #68606  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

and if I get a pentagon it will be about 10 mill and 20 mill
Reply
Old Feb 12, 2009 | 09:43 AM
  #68607  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

mind you, I dont need to get a lot of military as I kitted out weeks ago when I first heard
Reply
Old Feb 12, 2009 | 09:44 AM
  #68608  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

bumped my tech up on both to over 500 each, got myself some nice aircraft
Reply
Old Feb 12, 2009 | 09:45 AM
  #68609  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

saw another cougar last night in autotrader for sale, looks quite nice and localish as well
Reply
Old Feb 12, 2009 | 09:47 AM
  #68610  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

Auto Trader UK - FORD COUGAR 2.5 V6 24V 3dr Coupe
Reply



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 11:35 PM.