Got a letter from plod a few days ago
Not having much luck at the minute

 

very well thanks

interesting job as well

 

LICK MY *****

 

i am 2 mins from leigh if you want me to look at it? (Wouldnt say its rough round there but the dogs go round in two's)

 

Yes Jay

How was the interview mate

 

evening monkey
thought you were a short **** so it cant be you driving

 

interview was good thanks, find out by the end of next week. It is working at stangeways

 

apparently the crims will try to profile me

 

I maybe slightly short but i pack a big punch

So the ladies tell me anyway

 

im moff, mrs in bed will some nice lingerie on

au revoir

 

You can say hi to a good mate of mine then if you get the job, he's in there for 4 years, but is a sound lad really, just got gripped at a bad time if you catch my drift

 

Give over, your nackered, and need some pillow time

Bet your missus is fast asleep with one of these on her 'lingerie'.........



Sleep well dude

 

Wonder where the usual's are tonight

 

Seem to have had nowt but bad luck since i flogged my scoob and bought the p1sshat

Find myself looking at blob Sti's for sale all the time these days, but with the run of luck im having at the mo, would lose my licence within a few weeks

*waits for some smart remark about not speeding from someone with a scooby *

 

 

**** it, im off to find some rock'ard tunes to take my mind of a crappy day

Laters all

 

Hey monkey man

what took that pic gatso?

did you not see it or any dodgy vans?

 

Alright Justin

Didnt see anything mate, and i know the road well
Must of been a sneaky van with the back door open

*****

 

:

 

i doubt that mate

i had a nip come through the post to me yesterday they have changed the camera on the lights on the east lancs from a red light running camera to a speed camera nice of them to let people know eh!

 

Damn so it came through then

Trye round it and burn the ****** down I have 2 in my shed - and I dont mean my car

 

The sti's gone.

 

at least you have sold it

and justin yeah it came through b@stards

 

ric can i have my lads booster seat back please

 

gutted for you mate, at least you have the classic though. ive been looking at 911's

 

hahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahaaha hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahah ah speed kills

 

i had a **** of a job this morning, worked out well in the end though. planning and contingency plans are what makes a good worker. also good connections always help

 

you have 2 speed cameras? in your shed madness

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha


*******

 

Yes why?