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Sep 19, 2008 | 01:48 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
And here is a nice round number to leave on.
See you soon.
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:04 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
No more posts??? Everybody must be in the pub.
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:05 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
I'm designated driver again.
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:06 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
She's gone to a show in Stockport and I can't have a beer as she and her mates will need a lift back again.
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:07 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Hohum. Time to do some surfing, t'interweb style.
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:08 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
See you all soon.
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:34 PM
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jaytc2003
my car is now armed with a bright red spacesaver
don't worry i don't think the spacesaver will cramp your style in a "cally"
might even add value as to the car having its original equipment
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:37 PM
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I hate them. I got a flat on the front nearside once at work and had to crawl at 50mph on the M60 to get to my brother's garage to fix it. The weather was horrific and I was getting overtaken by trucks. I bet they were thinking "look at that pansy driving at 50mph cos the weather is a bit wet".
They should come with a sign for the back window - "Limited to 50mph and leaning badly to one side because of space saver - Please pass"
why listern to that HSE crap
i've cruised home 70mph and a bit more down the *** without a hint of a problem, that was in a merc E320cdi so a heavy car
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:38 PM
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paulthejambo
Spacesavers are better than the bl00dy tyre foam/air pump cr@p though!
not much wrong with tyre foam
100mph is no problem with it in a tyre
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:38 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
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51st state
why listern to that HSE crap
i've cruised home 70mph and a bit more down the *** without a hint of a problem, that was in a merc E320cdi so a heavy car
Fair enough.
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:41 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
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51st state
I accept that but my next point was:
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paulthejambo
What do you do if your tyre explodes??
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:42 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Bet H will say he drove back from Newcastle on 3 wheels in a 1.6l Vauxhall Astra.
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:43 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:44 PM
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Bored now.
Sep 19, 2008 | 09:44 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Waiting for the phone to ring.
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:33 PM
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paulthejambo
thats bonkers
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:35 PM
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51st state
you would be surprised with my cally it is a looker, especially since I cleaned it last week with some corrosive stuff from work
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:36 PM
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From: Manchester ish
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paulthejambo
Bet H will say he drove back from Newcastle on 3 wheels in a 1.6l Vauxhall Astra.
think it was Sunderland
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:37 PM
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From: Manchester ish
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might even add value as to the car having its original equipment
my car is worth loads now I have done the head
that didnt add value, but the £10 of fuel I put in today has
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:38 PM
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From: Manchester ish
my boss is adding some comments for my internal application, should have them back on monday/tuesday
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:50 PM
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
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jaytc2003
my car is worth loads now I have done the head
that didnt add value, but the £10 of fuel I put in today has
Doubt it if its crappy morrisons special
Sep 20, 2008 | 07:57 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Morning all.
Sep 20, 2008 | 07:58 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
What a glorious day it looks too.
Sep 20, 2008 | 07:59 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
MOT on the Corsa and tyres on the sti planned for today.
Sep 20, 2008 | 08:00 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Then off to tidy up our kids RX8 - it needs a damn good clean.
Sep 20, 2008 | 08:01 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Better go and walk the dogs before it's too late.
Sep 20, 2008 | 08:02 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Don't want them bouncing off the walls later with too much energy!!
Sep 20, 2008 | 08:04 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Some bu66er from Somerset put an offer for the asking price on the Mazda last weekend and has cancelled now.
Sep 20, 2008 | 08:04 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
To be honest all sounded a bit suspicious.
Sep 20, 2008 | 08:05 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Would anybody drive from Somerset to Cheshire with cash to buy a car you hadn't seen or driven?
Anywho, off now.
In a bit.
