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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 05:28 PM
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on the way back from mot, i was looking all over for a traffic light race with something sporty, subaru would have been perfect,
out drag an impreza then shout across
"its a diesel "

deffinately felt fast enough
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 05:31 PM
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looks like i'm off to france next week,

got to take some furnishings to COURCHEVEL

guess whats at courchevel ?????????
























the 3 valleys





















600kms of piste
and the snow is fantastic, lifts have opened early
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 05:32 PM
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set off monday morning, arrive tuesday evening, snowboard allday wednesday and set off back , back home thusday evening,
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
scary moment on the motorway going home last night, a bolt holding the caliper to the hub came loose or sheared off and I lost my brakes (well uneven brakes )
didnt you fit them?
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 10:52 PM
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didnt you fit them?
no, did my read brakes but not front

checked tonight and it had just come lose so no tapping needed

Funy thing is the brakes have been fine no judder whatsoever
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 10:40 PM
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Yo yo yo ********

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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 10:41 PM
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Its been a while
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 10:42 PM
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Nol lurkers tonight
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
looks like i'm off to france next week,
got to take some furnishings to COURCHEVEL

guess whats at courchevel ?????????the 3 valleys
600kms of piste
and the snow is fantastic, lifts have opened early
Is there a better place to board than that
Get your *** over to Val Thorens for the Cime De Caron run, feckin beltin run that, only for the stupid, or very brave

Wish i was going with you fella
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 10:49 PM
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Not been skiing/boarding for a couple of years, chill factor-e makes me giggle like a girl every time i go for a coffee with the missus

I bet id be all over the place these days its been that long

Still, nowt like a dam good rip down a mountain, one of the best feelings ive ever felt
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 10:50 PM
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Just got back in from the pub

Feeling a little




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An old mate of mine came round for dinner, and we went to the pub for a couple of beers quietly in the corner, so we thought
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after 30 minutes, another mate 'fish' turns up on his jack jones, and joins us, sweet
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Followed 10 minutes later by Dan and Courtney
With beers for us all
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 10:59 PM
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Then Andy/Mike and Karen turn up too
The only person missing was my missus, and we would of had a normal Sunday night (only on a Thursday )

Dam it!
Was supposed to be a quiet night with a COUPLE of beers

Oh well.........*splurt..............cracks open another stella*
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Old Dec 12, 2008 | 12:01 AM
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Check what i bought the other day
Top or what






Been after him for a while

YouTube - Flat Eric - Flat Beat - Mr. Oizo
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Old Dec 12, 2008 | 12:18 AM
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Im sure most of you are way to old to even know who he is
But never mind, he's right at home in my humble abode
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Old Dec 12, 2008 | 12:20 AM
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Flippin heck, are none of u p1ss fl4ps about at all these days

Bloody ell, seen more action in a dead nuns knickers



Gis a sniff
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Here you go dudes, give his a good wack out (kinda work safe, but does have dam good babes strutting there stuff)

YouTube - Amazing (Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2007)

DAMMMMMM
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Old Dec 12, 2008 | 12:23 AM
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Feckin ell im feelin a little boshed
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Old Dec 12, 2008 | 12:27 AM
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Think its time to retire to my pit, avec le cheese on toast, and lu beer
I have turned french by du way

A tuddle pip monseuiores
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Old Dec 12, 2008 | 10:13 AM
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fecking spam monkey
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Old Dec 12, 2008 | 01:20 PM
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You rang mi lord
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Old Dec 12, 2008 | 01:24 PM
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Just waiting for the missus to get here, then were jumping on the train (not been on one for donkers years ) and going to the Christmas market in town
Heading straight to the German beer tent and getting merry
Might grab a donger german sausage burger thingy too as im hank marvin
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Old Dec 12, 2008 | 01:27 PM
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Did you hear the congestion charge votes live on the radio before

Just as i was hoping, an ABSOLUTE MASSIVE NO from the people of Manchester

Manchester city council, i believe thats a big FAIL
Kiss my monkey *****
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey





FLAT ERIC

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Old Dec 12, 2008 | 01:38 PM
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Alright Big H

Cracking result about the charge eh
reet well, im off out with the missus, toodle pip for now Smac heads
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manchesters councils...
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Old Dec 12, 2008 | 03:21 PM
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go fecking **** yerselves
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