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Eh up Peter - how did it go - you not get filled in then? I didnt hear of any trouble
I really need to cut my hair its fookin massive
Spent a fookin fortune in toys R us today on all the baby room bedding and stuff - went in her car - christ I get big road rage when peole dont let you in lanes - no power = long wait
Some half wit in manchester was waiting at the lights asking people do you want your window screen washing - Drrrr I do have wipers and washers you know
I really need to cut my hair its fookin massive

Spent a fookin fortune in toys R us today on all the baby room bedding and stuff - went in her car - christ I get big road rage when peole dont let you in lanes - no power = long wait

Some half wit in manchester was waiting at the lights asking people do you want your window screen washing - Drrrr I do have wipers and washers you know
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you dont want to go there 
i didnt get filled in but the last 2 days have been real fcuked up! i was supposed to have flown back from geneva but we ended up flying back from nice

i didnt get filled in but the last 2 days have been real fcuked up! i was supposed to have flown back from geneva but we ended up flying back from nice
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none of the buildings are finished
there all ruins
that vatican place just takes the p1ss, shows how fooking minted the church is thats all
i dont like the italians either bunch of rude *******, although i did nearly pull whilst i was there
unfortunatly it was a man
i politely declined his offer of a dance and a drink, whilst my wife politely p1ssed herself laughing
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Stevie G may have won an award but Oldham Athletic - Salt of the earth they are and no mistake.
Oldham News | News Headlines | Gone to the dogs - Chronicle Online
Oldham News | News Headlines | Gone to the dogs - Chronicle Online
your sure you weren't "rohypnol'd" by some travelling french boy's


and woke up in nice

sure you weren't "filled in"
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like us last december I traded hers in for 500 quid - should of saved it and got a 2k off a new fiesta which would of worked out roughly the same as we paid 
least my car will be worth a minimum of 2k I guess

least my car will be worth a minimum of 2k I guess
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lol just had a couple of scam emails - oooo look im rich 
MUSTAFA YOUSF LAW CHAMBERS
LEGAL SOLICITORS/PRIVATE
LAW 11 SRI MUDA KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA.
DIRECT LINE: +60 133 424 682
On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. Larry
Herbert.
I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was
returned undelivered, I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same
email address on the WILL, I wish to notify you that late Engr. Larry Herbert
made you a beneficiary to his WILL, He left the sum
Twenty Eight Million Four Hundred Thousand United States Dollars
($28,400,000.00 USD)to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.
This may sound strange and unbelievable to you but it is real and true.
Being a widely
traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or were
simply nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished
you good.
Engr. Engr. Larry Herbert until his death he was a member of the
Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers,
he was also an International Businessman and a Gold Merchant. He was a
very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. His great philanthropy
earned him numerous awards during his life time. Late Engr. Larry Herbert
died on the 23rd October 2007 and his WILL is now ready for
execution, According to him this money is to support your humanitarian
activities and to help the poor and the needy in your society.
Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavour to get back to me as soon
as possible to enable me conclude this task and I am particularly
interested in securing this money from the Bank because they have issued a
notice instructing us to produce the beneficiary of this Will within two
weeks which happens to be you or else the money will be credited to the
Government treasury as per law here.
Please if you receive this email, I want you to urgently confirm your
particulars as mentioned below:
1. Full Name:
2. Address:
3. Age And Sex;
5. Directline:
6. Office Telephone:
7. Cell Phone:
8. Occupation:
9. Marital Status:
10. Nationality.:
The above informations will help me obtain all the approval from high
court here in Kuala Lumpur to start the onward processing of your fund
release to your nominated bank account in your Country immediately and I
will get back to you as soon as I get the necessary approval documents
from the high court, these will take one to two working days of receiving
your reply and probably it will be ready tomorrow if i receive your reply
today as i assured you that this transaction is succesfully going to be
executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect us from any
possible breach of the law while i promised to work with you with the good
name of my Office and the Authority vested on me by the Malaysian
Government
I await your prompt response.
Yours Cordially,
Barr. Yousf Mustafa Esq (SAM)
Notary Public Solicitor And Senior Advocate Of Malaysia
************************************************** ************************************************** **********
Notaries or "Notaries Public" are qualified members of the legal
profession appointed and regulated by the Court of Faculties under Acts of
Parliament of 1533, 1801 and 1843 and the Courts and Legal Services Act
1990 .

MUSTAFA YOUSF LAW CHAMBERS
LEGAL SOLICITORS/PRIVATE
LAW 11 SRI MUDA KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA.
DIRECT LINE: +60 133 424 682
On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. Larry
Herbert.
I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was
returned undelivered, I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same
email address on the WILL, I wish to notify you that late Engr. Larry Herbert
made you a beneficiary to his WILL, He left the sum
Twenty Eight Million Four Hundred Thousand United States Dollars
($28,400,000.00 USD)to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.
This may sound strange and unbelievable to you but it is real and true.
Being a widely
traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or were
simply nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished
you good.
Engr. Engr. Larry Herbert until his death he was a member of the
Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers,
he was also an International Businessman and a Gold Merchant. He was a
very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. His great philanthropy
earned him numerous awards during his life time. Late Engr. Larry Herbert
died on the 23rd October 2007 and his WILL is now ready for
execution, According to him this money is to support your humanitarian
activities and to help the poor and the needy in your society.
Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavour to get back to me as soon
as possible to enable me conclude this task and I am particularly
interested in securing this money from the Bank because they have issued a
notice instructing us to produce the beneficiary of this Will within two
weeks which happens to be you or else the money will be credited to the
Government treasury as per law here.
Please if you receive this email, I want you to urgently confirm your
particulars as mentioned below:
1. Full Name:
2. Address:
3. Age And Sex;
5. Directline:
6. Office Telephone:
7. Cell Phone:
8. Occupation:
9. Marital Status:
10. Nationality.:
The above informations will help me obtain all the approval from high
court here in Kuala Lumpur to start the onward processing of your fund
release to your nominated bank account in your Country immediately and I
will get back to you as soon as I get the necessary approval documents
from the high court, these will take one to two working days of receiving
your reply and probably it will be ready tomorrow if i receive your reply
today as i assured you that this transaction is succesfully going to be
executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect us from any
possible breach of the law while i promised to work with you with the good
name of my Office and the Authority vested on me by the Malaysian
Government
I await your prompt response.
Yours Cordially,
Barr. Yousf Mustafa Esq (SAM)
Notary Public Solicitor And Senior Advocate Of Malaysia
************************************************** ************************************************** **********
Notaries or "Notaries Public" are qualified members of the legal
profession appointed and regulated by the Court of Faculties under Acts of
Parliament of 1533, 1801 and 1843 and the Courts and Legal Services Act
1990 .
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
I am Benjamin Thompson , an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine , that shares the same last name as yours died as the result of a heart-related condition on March 12th 2005. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia . And in the record there is no known successor to this deposit of the deceased who died without a will. 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
I can be reached on (barri_bethompson@sify.com ) for more information. My late Client has a deposit of Seventeen Million Five hundred Thousand Dollars ( US$ 17.500,000)
left behind.
Best regards,
Benjamin Thompson
Attorney AT Law
TEL: 011 601 728 430 78 OR +601 72843078
I can be reached on (barri_bethompson@sify.com ) for more information. My late Client has a deposit of Seventeen Million Five hundred Thousand Dollars ( US$ 17.500,000)
left behind.
Best regards,
Benjamin Thompson
Attorney AT Law
TEL: 011 601 728 430 78 OR +601 72843078
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Hey Jay
just traded in my n73 for £61.50 in argos vouchers - its been in my loft for over a year
so thought I would get rid - dont have to send anything but the phone and battery which is a bonus
just traded in my n73 for £61.50 in argos vouchers - its been in my loft for over a year
so thought I would get rid - dont have to send anything but the phone and battery which is a bonus



