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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 12:34 PM
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 12:36 PM
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Just decided to that im going to replace the window in that room with one of ours from work - also I need a fire escape window as I dont have one

Going to ask the director to give it me free seen as save this place fookin sh-it loads a year

windows are only 8 years old anyway and nothing wrong with them TBH but needs must
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 01:17 PM
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Well I got a fantastic early birthday present from work.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 01:18 PM
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Notification that they are closing this office.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 01:20 PM
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Moving the operation to the offices of another part of the group in Milton Keynes.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 01:21 PM
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There's a job there for me if I want it but I'm fooked if I'm moving to that sh1th0le.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:13 PM
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saw your wedding pics on FB jay - top stuff - where was it?
Cheers, it was Dom republic in may 2006. We did plan mexico but everywhere decent was fully booked, then a few weeks after booking it, mexico got hit with that big storm that caused loads of damage so we were lucky in a way
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Notification that they are closing this office.
fookin ell, another one! There is too much of this cr@p going round at the moment. What is it you do?
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Just decided to that im going to replace the window in that room with one of ours from work - also I need a fire escape window as I dont have one

Going to ask the director to give it me free seen as save this place fookin sh-it loads a year

windows are only 8 years old anyway and nothing wrong with them TBH but needs must
Ive got the fire brigade coming to my house tonight. As we have the little one, they have a programme where they come round and work out your nearest exit points in the event of a fire.

Seeing as we live in a 3 storey house we are pretty limited

Its either a door, first floor window or second floor window

Still will give the neighbours something to talk about
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:29 PM
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was funny, the mrs said to me last night that the fire brigade will give us smoke alarms for the house. I told her we had them already. Ihad to give her a tour to show her where. I didnt ask what she thought the round things were on the ceilings on each floor were
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:32 PM
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ive not heard anything back from that 95k a year job I applied for yesterday

they are probably still laughing at my cv
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:36 PM
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looks like it is going to pee it down, bright sky but black clouds in the distance
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:36 PM
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need to sort my car out as well, the knocking is getting worse. Been told it could be the droplinks or ball joint. I reckon it will be the ball joint as I reckon droplinks are cheap
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:37 PM
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of to wales a week on friday to my sisters caravan

Only holiday I will get this year
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:38 PM
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last time I went I was on a long road and my sat nav stopped working but I didnt realise so I continued.

Took me 6 hours for a 2 and a half hour journey
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:38 PM
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then when we realised the sat nav wasnt working, we got it working again and it sent us up to a quarry in the middle of nowhere. Was really scary!
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:39 PM
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sister is coming for the weekend but then they will go on the monday so we have the rest of the week to ourselves
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:39 PM
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mrs is looking to see what there is to do round there that can be done with a baby

I know there is paintballing
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:41 PM
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right moff for a perusal
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 03:21 PM
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Unlucky that Paul - at least youve got notice of it happening and you should get a decent payout and not the government crappy one
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 03:29 PM
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doesnt make sense imo to move something down south when it would probably cost more in wages there
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 03:49 PM
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My mums old place upped sticks and moved to ireland I think or it might of been down soulth (Torray textiles) or however you spell it she got a mega payout
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 05:20 PM
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then ask pete to do a partition wall actually no, think he is still doing some gates


sorry!! what was that office boy!!

i think you are jealous because you are inept with your hands
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 05:21 PM
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saw your wedding pics on FB jay - top stuff - where was it?

he just needed an apple in his mouth as he was sweating that much
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
ive not heard anything back from that 95k a year job I applied for yesterday

they are probably still laughing at my cv

thats about right
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Notification that they are closing this office.

**** news mate
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Unlucky that Paul - at least youve got notice of it happening and you should get a decent payout and not the government crappy one
he hasnt been there that long tho so i dont know how that would work out
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 06:21 PM
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petes on fire tonight
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 06:22 PM
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about time I suppose
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
sorry!! what was that office boy!!

i think you are jealous because you are inept with your hands
you couldnt build my decking



(just need to finish it off now )
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