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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:41 AM
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:41 AM
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:42 AM
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LMFAO you are a ****

what pic is that from?
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:43 AM
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Dam it!! the salami farts are kicking in
Time to drink more
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:43 AM
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Dam it!! the salami farts are kicking in
Time to drink more
for proper smelly farts, try protein shakes
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Time to drink more
im on water waiting for the call


but tomorrow night I may get p!ssed
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:46 AM
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bad thing is I have 12 bottles of homemade wine waiting to be bottled and one from a few weeks back
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
LMFAO you are a ****

what pic is that from?
When i snapped you in that lovely **** gimp shirt you bought

Hot iron anyone



HELLO LADYS...................................not

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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:46 AM
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if she has it tomorrow though and comes home, im gonna buy her a bottle of asti
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:48 AM
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she prefers it to champagne, she can only have one though as breast is best
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:48 AM
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ffs i had only just took it out of the packaging



you kn0bhead
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
When i snapped you in that lovely **** gimp shirt you bought

Hot iron anyone



HELLO LADYS...................................not

hanging around the toilets
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:50 AM
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american traffic cops are great, they dont give a **** and just ram people of the road
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:51 AM
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YO YO MAN IS, well yo yo-ing
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:51 AM
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right moff, good night/morning

have a good bday pete
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
ffs i had only just took it out of the packaging



you kn0bhead
Yeah yeah whatever

Fingers crossed you get an iron for your biffday
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:54 AM
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Laters guys, have a nice brown hole for bedtime

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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:56 AM
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I however am gonna stay up and find some long lost tunes from the early 90's
Its my mission to find them all before i die of salami fart poisoning
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Yeah yeah whatever

Fingers crossed you get an iron for your biffday
Infact lets hope you get some biff on your biffday
Hopefully washed biff, so its not so chewy
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Night night you old fart


quality Ric

Happy birthday Pete

thats some stitches your dads got RIc
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 01:01 AM
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Right well, i better go before i go to far

Nowt like offending the minority, talking of which, ive just let another sly salami slacker rip, by eck they feel warm when being released
Better go check my gruds for skiddys
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Im off to bed night monkey man
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 01:22 AM
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Later Monseiur Svs
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 09:11 AM
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Happy Birthday Mr Higham.

Another year closer to your bus pass.
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Happy Birthday Mr Higham.

Another year closer to your bus pass.
looking at the pictures he should already have it
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 09:39 AM
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just having a protein turd (god they smell) and then off to the hossie. Just spoke with the mrs and they are about to break her waters
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