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i can imagine it now, pete's mum's waters have gone, pete's dad takes her the hospital but notices the pub on the way in, says to pete's mum 'hey fancy a quick half love as we may be a while' pete's mum says ' ye go on a cheeky half wont do any harm' they go in the pub and pete can smell the ciggie smoke from in the womb, he decides to make a quick exit and slides out onto the pool table
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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i can imagine it now, pete's mum's waters have gone, pete's dad takes her the hospital but notices the pub on the way in, says to pete's mum 'hey fancy a quick half love as we may be a while' pete's mum says ' ye go on a cheeky half wont do any harm' they go in the pub and pete can smell the ciggie smoke from in the womb, he decides to make a quick exit and slides out onto the pool table

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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
did you know that even if they induce her it could still take ages for the little fella to make an appearance jay? it took jake 4 days to decide to pop out, and even then he decided that he wanted to come out the sun roof just to be awkward, the sun roof was stuck so they had to cut it open
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Cheers Jay
The old man came out of hospital yesterday, he had 28 stiches (a few more deep down) across his head, and a few in his left elbow too
He's just sat downstairs p1ssed off that we wont let him go to work in the morning
The old man came out of hospital yesterday, he had 28 stiches (a few more deep down) across his head, and a few in his left elbow too
He's just sat downstairs p1ssed off that we wont let him go to work in the morning
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Will ahve to have a ganders