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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:33 PM
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it is where i was born
what in the hope pub
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:35 PM
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:35 PM
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:36 PM
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i can imagine it now, pete's mum's waters have gone, pete's dad takes her the hospital but notices the pub on the way in, says to pete's mum 'hey fancy a quick half love as we may be a while' pete's mum says ' ye go on a cheeky half wont do any harm' they go in the pub and pete can smell the ciggie smoke from in the womb, he decides to make a quick exit and slides out onto the pool table
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:36 PM
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i have had a nytol and im getting a wobbly head
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
wires crossed

was that a song by coldplay?
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i have had a nytol and im getting a wobbly head

do you have a nytol every day? go into your local corner shop and see if they copy you in wobbling there head
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:39 PM
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oh deary deary deary me
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:39 PM
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alright lads
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:40 PM
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liz needs to un qoute that qoute. it wont do the lad any good if they if the garage gets wind of that
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
do you have a nytol every day? go into your local corner shop and see if they copy you in wobbling there head


do i **** have one everyday

i would be ill
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:42 PM
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liz needs to un qoute that qoute. it wont do the lad any good if they if the garage gets wind of that

i have let it be known on amita
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
do i **** have one everyday

i would be ill
that explains a lot then
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:43 PM
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alright lads


evenin monkey
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:43 PM
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i have let it be known on amita

so have i
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Pete pete
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Have i missed something on Amite Will ahve to have a ganders
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
alright lads
well heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeello ricster
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
it is where i was born
was on about the pub not the hospital. The hossie is the dogs danglies not seen a hospital as clean
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:45 PM
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Pete pete
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Have i missed something on Amite Will ahve to have a ganders

it all went off big time, the thread has been deleted and one of the members has ended up in hospital
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Old Jun 24, 2008 | 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
was on about the pub not the hospital. The hossie is the dogs danglies not seen a hospital as clean

i have,
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Originally Posted by moneys
i can imagine it now, pete's mum's waters have gone, pete's dad takes her the hospital but notices the pub on the way in, says to pete's mum 'hey fancy a quick half love as we may be a while' pete's mum says ' ye go on a cheeky half wont do any harm' they go in the pub and pete can smell the ciggie smoke from in the womb, he decides to make a quick exit and slides out onto the pool table

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Blimy, did it turn into one of them cyber scraps
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evening monkey, hope your dads better
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i was just looking then
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will send your remaining tech on thursday
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it all went off big time, the thread has been deleted and one of the members has ended up in hospital


LMFAO
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Originally Posted by moneys
did you know that even if they induce her it could still take ages for the little fella to make an appearance jay? it took jake 4 days to decide to pop out, and even then he decided that he wanted to come out the sun roof just to be awkward, the sun roof was stuck so they had to cut it open
yep told us upto 3 days. Originally due next tuesday but had high blood pressure so stayed for hours and they brought it forward to thursday. means I get to watch the semis in peace
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Cheers Jay
The old man came out of hospital yesterday, he had 28 stiches (a few more deep down) across his head, and a few in his left elbow too
He's just sat downstairs p1ssed off that we wont let him go to work in the morning
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Blimy, did it turn into one of them cyber scraps

it was proper funny, never new andy s had it in him, hows pops doing fella?
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