in a bit rabbit $hit

 

text her an let her know, read my reply for the reason mate

 

good news mate, give us your address and ill send a big bunch of flowers and a crate of lager round

 

now that he's alright, you can go tell him that he missed a bit on the ceiling

 

ive got metal gear solid to play but i cant be arsed

 

Mr Moneys you do make me laugh

Im kinda looking forward to seeing his fod when the bandages come off, gonna wack him on the stiches for putting me through hell and back

 

i try my best, the main thing he is alright, now you can tell him off an bill him for your shirt

 

Whilst he was in his hospital bed, a rather nice young nurse came over and took his blood pressure and heart rate etc, and removed this clip thing from his finger as she said it wasnt reading so well and needed to try the other hand, as she unclipped it, she rested it right next to his *** for a second as she walked round the bed, and my dad staired at her and muttered something like blimy, you wont get any readings of that, it died 20 years ago, and besides ive only known you for 30 seconds, but come back later when the wifes gone, ill see what i can do
Me and my mum+dad were p1ssing ourself's, and so ws she after the redness faded

 

haha, proper old skool, bring him to the next meet an ill buy him some mild

 

Hes taking me for a meal and a few pints, so ill ask him about the tshirt then
Im sure primark have a sale on, so i might be in luck

 

thats the business mate. keep them 4 year old chinese kids in a job that t-shirt cost you £3 of your hard earned cash

 

hows life anyway ric? the chick? the job? the house? general?

 

He's only drinks bitter mate(tetly smooth ) dosnt like 'p1ss water' beer so he tells me

He's also fond of the occassional brown split, a proper northeners drink that mate, puts hairs on yer chest

 

im off to see deacon blue again 2 weeks friday cant wait, going for a posh meal first and then were going to get pi55ed in town, 8 of us are going

 

Oh so true, id prefere it if they had NO breaks, that way it'd only cost£2.50, its outrageous and something needs to be done

 

does he drink 'golden'? i think its half bitter half lager or something, some pubs ban it

 

How are you mate, any intrest in the house

 

were all good, just busy with work and stuff but life is good, no interest as of yet but you never know, it is a bad time though, ive just re-turfed the whole back garden thoughand im going to get some new pic's put up off that as the old ones were fairly bad

 

Your well into deacon blue arnt you
You must of seen them a fair few times, whats the best tune theve done would you say? Im not too familar with them, so will check out any recommendations

 

bloody right it does, they could easily sew from 3 years of age so get them started earlier and then it will be cheaper

 

2nd time, there a big group in liverpool, dont know why they just are, ive always liked them from my teen years, i love the likes of dignity and real gone kid, also chocolate girl. if there not your kind of thing though you'll just hate them. me though, i love them

 

I know mate, its not the best market at the minute, but theres always a market for the FTB, ALWAYS regardless of what some of the snet masive think and say, god if we all listened to those doom mongers no-one would do anything for fear of what MIGHT happen
Its a tidy looking house, im sure it will go sooner rather than later

 

the market is till moving just not as fast as it has been, the people on here are just fecking sad, they all stick together in there dark rooms moaning about everything

 

If im honest the only tune i can remember of theres is this one

YouTube - Deacon Blue - Real Gone Kid

 

another good one

 

Fooking tell me about it, soom on here were saying only a fool would consider buying now
Well sorry for being at the age when i want a house of my own with the missus, and want to bulid a future of my own just because some anus on here says its the wrong time to buy
makes me bloody laugh, if it was up to them id still be living at home when i was 50

 

I realise investors will be put off with the current housing market, but the first time buyer altho maybe a little more carfull will still be wanting a gaff to call his own

 

Right mate, i have to go, i have a mate on the phone pecking my head for advice
He's like the 40 year old virgin dude

 

Toodle pip for now mate

 

see ya ric, as always my friend, its been a pleasure