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May 6, 2008 | 04:08 PM
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From: Manchester ish
May 6, 2008 | 04:09 PM
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From: Manchester ish
corners can get a bit dull cant they
May 6, 2008 | 04:09 PM
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got a nice hugo boss belt yesterday from the in laws
May 6, 2008 | 04:10 PM
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be surprised if its real though as they have just come back from a cruise around turkey/crete/greece/ greek islands etc
May 6, 2008 | 04:10 PM
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From: Manchester ish
still, its the thought that counts
and there arent any spelling mistakes on it
May 6, 2008 | 04:11 PM
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From: Manchester ish
right may wash my butty box now, just so I can save water at home. I do my bit for the environment you know, especially when it involves me wasting money
May 6, 2008 | 04:12 PM
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From: Manchester ish
a guy in the labs here makes some wicked washing up liquid.
Dont know whats in it but it doesnt burn your hands, but dirt literally disolves on contact with it
May 6, 2008 | 04:12 PM
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From: Manchester ish
wonder if he can knock up a weight loss formula that isnt quite as toxic as dnp
May 6, 2008 | 04:13 PM
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dont think I can be arsed trying to get to 12000 today
May 6, 2008 | 04:13 PM
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From: Manchester ish
too much like hard work
May 6, 2008 | 04:14 PM
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From: Manchester ish
there is a job i may apply for in salford, pays between 25k and 35k depending on experience.
May 6, 2008 | 04:15 PM
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From: Manchester ish
its a warehouse managers job, forget the name of the company but I could p!ss it with what they are asking.
Wonder if they have seen my cv on monster
May 6, 2008 | 04:16 PM
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From: Manchester ish
still hoping on one possibility in bradford though. That is 35k start and upto 40k plus attractive bonuses.
Plus with that is, I dont think anyone will just suddenly stop on a roundabout whilst im in my calibra
May 6, 2008 | 04:17 PM
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From: Manchester ish
**DISCLAIMER**
a car can be rammed anywhere, not just in Bradford
May 6, 2008 | 04:18 PM
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From: Manchester ish
got rid of an ingrowing toenail last night.
May 6, 2008 | 04:19 PM
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From: Manchester ish
have to do it prob every 6 or so weeks
May 6, 2008 | 04:19 PM
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have to take it right down the side to the base
May 6, 2008 | 04:20 PM
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From: Manchester ish
hurts for a day or 2 after as well, then im right as rain
until next time
May 6, 2008 | 04:20 PM
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From: Manchester ish
10 to go
May 6, 2008 | 04:21 PM
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i am most impressed with the amount of work I have done today
May 6, 2008 | 04:21 PM
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From: Manchester ish
I am also most impressed with the amount of spam I have spouted
May 6, 2008 | 04:22 PM
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From: Manchester ish
im like a deca core processor
May 6, 2008 | 04:22 PM
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the more you throw at me, the more I do
May 6, 2008 | 04:23 PM
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in a most efficient manner as well I hasten to add
May 6, 2008 | 04:24 PM
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From: Manchester ish
these last few mins are taking there time though
May 6, 2008 | 04:24 PM
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From: Manchester ish
only 7 of the blighters to go now
May 6, 2008 | 04:25 PM
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you can do it, go on, nearly there
May 6, 2008 | 04:25 PM
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From: Manchester ish
think I will decant my bladder as well so I dont get caught short on my trip home
May 6, 2008 | 04:26 PM
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From: Manchester ish
wonder if I will see svs on my home today. Been here 5 years, 2 of which I had my scoob and I never saw him once, yet recently seen him twice