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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:08 PM
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:09 PM
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corners can get a bit dull cant they
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:09 PM
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got a nice hugo boss belt yesterday from the in laws
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:10 PM
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be surprised if its real though as they have just come back from a cruise around turkey/crete/greece/ greek islands etc
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still, its the thought that counts and there arent any spelling mistakes on it
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:11 PM
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right may wash my butty box now, just so I can save water at home. I do my bit for the environment you know, especially when it involves me wasting money
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:12 PM
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a guy in the labs here makes some wicked washing up liquid.

Dont know whats in it but it doesnt burn your hands, but dirt literally disolves on contact with it
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:12 PM
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wonder if he can knock up a weight loss formula that isnt quite as toxic as dnp
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:13 PM
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dont think I can be arsed trying to get to 12000 today
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:13 PM
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too much like hard work
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:14 PM
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but that means I can spam most of the week

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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:14 PM
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there is a job i may apply for in salford, pays between 25k and 35k depending on experience.
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its a warehouse managers job, forget the name of the company but I could p!ss it with what they are asking.

Wonder if they have seen my cv on monster
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:16 PM
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still hoping on one possibility in bradford though. That is 35k start and upto 40k plus attractive bonuses.

Plus with that is, I dont think anyone will just suddenly stop on a roundabout whilst im in my calibra
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**DISCLAIMER**

a car can be rammed anywhere, not just in Bradford
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:18 PM
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got rid of an ingrowing toenail last night.
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:19 PM
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have to do it prob every 6 or so weeks
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:19 PM
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have to take it right down the side to the base
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:20 PM
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hurts for a day or 2 after as well, then im right as rain until next time
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:20 PM
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10 to go
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:21 PM
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i am most impressed with the amount of work I have done today
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I am also most impressed with the amount of spam I have spouted
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im like a deca core processor
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:22 PM
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the more you throw at me, the more I do
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:23 PM
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in a most efficient manner as well I hasten to add
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:24 PM
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these last few mins are taking there time though
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:24 PM
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only 7 of the blighters to go now
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:25 PM
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you can do it, go on, nearly there
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:25 PM
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think I will decant my bladder as well so I dont get caught short on my trip home
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Old May 6, 2008 | 04:26 PM
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wonder if I will see svs on my home today. Been here 5 years, 2 of which I had my scoob and I never saw him once, yet recently seen him twice
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