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Old 20 March 2008, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
i feel absolutely fooked today,

i need another holiday
You've only just got back Howard

Morning BTW - its just like a Friday today
Old 20 March 2008, 09:18 AM
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Well would you look at that

An easter corner



Old 20 March 2008, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
i feel absolutely fooked today,

i need another holiday

Me too - only an hours sleep last night
Old 20 March 2008, 11:02 AM
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morning all
Old 20 March 2008, 11:04 AM
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its Theriday (see what Ive done there)

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Old 20 March 2008, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Chicken feed and just what we need more scouse chancers
he wasnt talkin to me, bloody hell you dodgy builders pop out of the woodwork and just jump in with both feet all the time. 80k wouldnt get me out of bed anyway
Old 20 March 2008, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
looks like supertouring has edited the best bits off amita today
good do i got a phone call at dinner
i missed it all, im well p1ssed off, i like a good old tiff
Old 20 March 2008, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
No worries i copied the lot

send it to me
Old 20 March 2008, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
i feel absolutely fooked today,

i need another holiday
well **** off then
Old 20 March 2008, 11:58 AM
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it was my sons 1st birthday yesterday, bloody hell were has that last year gone
Old 20 March 2008, 11:59 AM
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bloody hell there are loads of old woman on this morning with there horrible old p1ss stained wrinkly legs out
Old 20 March 2008, 12:00 PM
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mind you one of them has a nice ****, she looks like she is in her 50s as well
Old 20 March 2008, 12:01 PM
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someone is on the look out for big al, he's been learning some tricks of other dodgy people by the sounds of it
Old 20 March 2008, 12:01 PM
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he sold someone his turbo off a metro and told them it was off a scoob. should of advertised it as sold as seen an told him to shove it
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i always thought you could trust people off here but obviously not
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my exhaust will be here by tuesday trustworthy seller you see
Old 20 March 2008, 12:05 PM
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had a lovely chinese followed by a lovely cake last night, still full up now, i may pop down an join the gym later, ive lost over a stone over the last couple of months so i need the gym now to get toned and more importantly fighting fit again
Old 20 March 2008, 12:06 PM
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be good to get back the gym and have a good perv on all the fit woman
Old 20 March 2008, 12:07 PM
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start work in a new area on tuesday, its the small airtool crib, it has all of the drills and airtools for the whole factory under its wing, most tools in our place pass on the information to the computer system about torque's and the like via bluetooth, its bloody clever stuff
Old 20 March 2008, 12:09 PM
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they can measue how many turns a nut go's so that they know its definatly not cross threaded and also so that it has reached its full torque setting, also no nuts or bolts can b missed off thecar as if they aint put on then the info aint sent to the main plc, then the plc will stop the line until the nut has been put on, sounds a piece of p1ss but its very technical
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im working this sat sun, got friday and monday off though
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weather is horrible here today
Old 20 March 2008, 12:12 PM
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Old 20 March 2008, 12:12 PM
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went to put all of jakes birthdya money in his savings account before, bloody hell he's minted already
Old 20 March 2008, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by The Chief

yo yo yo chiefster. send me the tiff you copied off amita mate, i love a good laugh
Old 20 March 2008, 12:14 PM
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the funny thing is when i go to join the gym i can be classed as a student cos of my apprenticeship, that means i get over a tenner off a month, ill p1ss them off an turn up in my works clothes as well
Old 20 March 2008, 12:15 PM
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hahahahah army dude on the tele is now a woman makes me laugh that, 16stone para trouper is now wearing a dress bet big al would fancy him
Old 20 March 2008, 12:16 PM
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fair set of cans on it as well
Old 20 March 2008, 12:17 PM
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they say talkin to yourself is the first sign of madness!!! Mr Moneys,
Old 20 March 2008, 12:17 PM
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i was going to put some petrol in my car before but i need to put it 30 litres to get my free ferrari for my lad. it would of only took 20 odd to fill her up though


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