You've only just got back Howard

Morning BTW - its just like a Friday today

 

Well would you look at that

An easter corner

 

Me too - only an hours sleep last night

 

morning all

 

its Theriday (see what Ive done there)

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he wasnt talkin to me, bloody hell you dodgy builders pop out of the woodwork and just jump in with both feet all the time. 80k wouldnt get me out of bed anyway

 

i missed it all, im well p1ssed off, i like a good old tiff

 

send it to me

 

well **** off then

 

it was my sons 1st birthday yesterday, bloody hell were has that last year gone

 

bloody hell there are loads of old woman on this morning with there horrible old p1ss stained wrinkly legs out

 

mind you one of them has a nice ****, she looks like she is in her 50s as well

 

someone is on the look out for big al, he's been learning some tricks of other dodgy people by the sounds of it

 

he sold someone his turbo off a metro and told them it was off a scoob. should of advertised it as sold as seen an told him to shove it

 

i always thought you could trust people off here but obviously not

 

my exhaust will be here by tuesday trustworthy seller you see

 

had a lovely chinese followed by a lovely cake last night, still full up now, i may pop down an join the gym later, ive lost over a stone over the last couple of months so i need the gym now to get toned and more importantly fighting fit again

 

be good to get back the gym and have a good perv on all the fit woman

 

start work in a new area on tuesday, its the small airtool crib, it has all of the drills and airtools for the whole factory under its wing, most tools in our place pass on the information to the computer system about torque's and the like via bluetooth, its bloody clever stuff

 

they can measue how many turns a nut go's so that they know its definatly not cross threaded and also so that it has reached its full torque setting, also no nuts or bolts can b missed off thecar as if they aint put on then the info aint sent to the main plc, then the plc will stop the line until the nut has been put on, sounds a piece of p1ss but its very technical

 

im working this sat sun, got friday and monday off though

 

weather is horrible here today

 

 

went to put all of jakes birthdya money in his savings account before, bloody hell he's minted already

 

yo yo yo chiefster. send me the tiff you copied off amita mate, i love a good laugh

 

the funny thing is when i go to join the gym i can be classed as a student cos of my apprenticeship, that means i get over a tenner off a month, ill p1ss them off an turn up in my works clothes as well

 

hahahahah army dude on the tele is now a woman makes me laugh that, 16stone para trouper is now wearing a dress bet big al would fancy him

 

fair set of cans on it as well

 

they say talkin to yourself is the first sign of madness!!! Mr Moneys,

 

i was going to put some petrol in my car before but i need to put it 30 litres to get my free ferrari for my lad. it would of only took 20 odd to fill her up though