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Old 20 March 2008, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by jaydut
they say talkin to yourself is the first sign of madness!!! Mr Moneys,

doubt it, i showed loads of signs before this, i like it when i argue with myself, no you dont , yes you do, oh **** off will ya you do my head in, no you **** off, no i said it first, oh grow up, no you grow up, stop it, no you stop it
Old 20 March 2008, 12:20 PM
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aint seen you about for a while jay, how is life treating you?
Old 20 March 2008, 12:21 PM
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do you think it would be cool to live in a lighthouse?
Old 20 March 2008, 12:22 PM
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i dont, i think it would be cold an bloody lonely
Old 20 March 2008, 12:23 PM
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lowry shoppin mall, now what a **** hole that place is, it takes hours to get in, its crap when you get in there and its full of people who talk stupid, mad for it man mad for it
Old 20 March 2008, 12:24 PM
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corrie crap as well, neighbours is the only soap worth watching
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may go surf ebay for a bit
Old 20 March 2008, 12:25 PM
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You trippin ste???
Old 20 March 2008, 12:35 PM
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why?
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holy **** half brother and sister on this morning who are sleeping with each other, what the **** is this world coming to, mind you there scottish
Old 20 March 2008, 12:37 PM
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going to go look at some rs cosworth escorts
Old 20 March 2008, 01:31 PM
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oh my god i have just had one big massive poo, as soon as i sat down it slid out like a dream, few marks on the pan were taken care of with the trusty brush i feel a stone lighter
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i reckon my car an about 10k would get me a cracker cossie
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not many cossies about for 10.5k though is there
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afternoon mr money
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take it you enjoyed Jakes birthday then
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I cant wait for christmas when our little spudster will be 6 months old

Be better on his 2nd christmas though when he will be more aware
Old 20 March 2008, 01:55 PM
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got his cot yesterday and his sprung mattress (blooming £80 for a cot mattress), was thinking about the top one though that vibrates, but then I thought I dont want no son of mine lying on a vibrator
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built the cot when I got home, blooming massive it is, then placed the mattress in (still in its cellophane wrapper)
Old 20 March 2008, 01:57 PM
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thats the room finished now, only thing left to do is put sheets on his mattress
Old 20 March 2008, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
not many cossies about for 10.5k though is there
an you drive a what exactly?
Old 20 March 2008, 01:58 PM
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when he is old enough (about 1 yr old ) I am going to start taking him to kickboxing, want to install discipline from an early age, get him fit from a young age (unlike me) and be hard as nails (like me )

any crap from school then he can accidently kick their ***
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
afternoon mr money
afternoon
Old 20 March 2008, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
take it you enjoyed Jakes birthday then

certainly did
Old 20 March 2008, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
an you drive a what exactly?
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Old 20 March 2008, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
I cant wait for christmas when our little spudster will be 6 months old

Be better on his 2nd christmas though when he will be more aware
dont go mad, we did an he was bored to tears
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Private villas with pools for rent in Menorca, Majorca, Ibiza, The Algarve, Lanzarote, Fuerteventura and Florida



cracking prices for villa holidays if there are a few of you
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pa in law is on about a villa holiday next may for 6 of us. He has been quoted 3k

He was paying as well!!!

Found that website from my customer and its well cheaper
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
got his cot yesterday and his sprung mattress (blooming £80 for a cot mattress), was thinking about the top one though that vibrates, but then I thought I dont want no son of mine lying on a vibrator

you can get little clocks that go underneath so it reminds them of there mothers heart beat and therefore they sleep better. also you can get a monitor that goes underneath them that detects there breathing but personally that would put the ***** up me
Old 20 March 2008, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
built the cot when I got home, blooming massive it is, then placed the mattress in (still in its cellophane wrapper)

he wont use that tll he's a few months old thugh will he, he'll be in your room waking you up every two hours


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