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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 09:37 PM
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 09:38 PM
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Afternoon mr 51st

Im off in a bit to the sunny area of trafford park
the transfer station i work from is just off the big round about opposit german,swedish and french, , westinghouse road
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more money
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more responability
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closer to home (only 12 miles instead of 30)
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less time in traffic
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chance to get myself another scoob
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
anyway, whilst at this other site, the contract manager told me he wanted me to be his number 2 as he had heard good things about me, hard working etc etc etc
**** me lets hope he doesnt own a scoob an he comes on here then
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hmmmmm

decisions decisions.......
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
**** me lets hope he doesnt own a scoob an he comes on here then
no chance of that




he's a scouser
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Originally Posted by 51st state
the transfer station i work from is just off the big round about opposit german,swedish and french, , westinghouse road
#name sounds familiar, place I was at is Chemtura chemicals, on or just off tenax road
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 09:41 PM
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got my self some alcohol tonight


some wine and some beer
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
more money
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closer to home (only 12 miles instead of 30)
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less time in traffic
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chance to get myself another scoob
the wife will have it spent before you can say 'urghhhh whats that smell, **** me how can such a small thing create so much green slimy stuff'
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
no chance of that




he's a scouser
**** me then jay, you wont last 2 mins there he'll be onto you like a flash
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
got up late this mornin, my boss has sorted it for me though so that i dont lose any pay top fella
no fookin wonder jaguar is losing money


typical scouse exploits clocking in for each other

now it belongs to kawasaki's
good do you have trained in a new skill mate, you'll need it very soon
production will swap to asia asap

R.I.P jag and landrover
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
hmmmmm

decisions decisions.......

what decisions do you have to make, just take the fecking job an stop p1ssing about
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
#name sounds familiar, place I was at is Chemtura chemicals, on or just off tenax road
i work directly across the round about from chemtura `

probably about 200yards away
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hate the site though although they have modernised it
Last time I worked there I was would have been on 15k less

wont half **** the others off who already work there
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Originally Posted by 51st state
no fookin wonder jaguar is losing money


typical scouse exploits clocking in for each other

now it belongs to kawasaki's
good do you have trained in a new skill mate, you'll need it very soon
production will swap to asia asap

R.I.P jag and landrover
jaguar is no longer losing money, muppet, land rover has record sales, muppet.

kawasaki make gay toys for leather clad gay boys

factory is going nowhere, well not till at least 2011, muppet

R.I.P howies legs after his week away, muppet
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I will chat with my current boss on monday and find a few facts out

namely will I still get a 10% annual bonus
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Originally Posted by moneys
jaguar is no longer losing money, muppet, land rover has record sales, muppet.

kawasaki make gay toys for leather clad gay boys

factory is going nowhere, well not till at least 2011, muppet

R.I.P howies legs after his week away, muppet
thats a bit harsh Ste











































but quite funny
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
had a couple myself

the next week is going to be , action packed days and beer fueled mayhem at night

i'll phone mr money at 3am from a night club
with the words
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name one single english car company that mass produces cars well and for a profit? go on howie
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mr 51st, have a good break

Ste, dont worry, your not the only one working this weekend. I will be laying real bamboo flooring
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is there any english manufacturers that mass produce cars
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any, gudnite
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
had a couple myself

the next week is going to be , action packed days and beer fueled mayhem at night

i'll phone mr money at 3am from a night club
with the words
"wish you were here"
you do wish i was going though, be better than going by yourself, billy no mates. did you call that number in the local paper advertisering 'dial a mates'

makes me laugh that a man of your age thinks he'll still be awake at 3a.m
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Originally Posted by moneys
jaguar is no longer losing money, muppet, land rover has record sales, muppet.

kawasaki make gay toys for leather clad gay boys

factory is going nowhere, well not till at least 2011, muppet

R.I.P howies legs after his week away, muppet
hey scouse whats with the "muppet" all of a sudden

you feeling nervous already
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
mr 51st, have a good break

Ste, dont worry, your not the only one working this weekend. I will be laying real bamboo flooring

be murder to walk on when the koala's start eating it
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
is there any english manufacturers that mass produce cars

exactly cos there all dead an buried, we fcked our selves up years ago by opening the gates to the foreign brands, go to france and seewhat there top sellers are, citreon and peugeot's. go to italy, fiat. its our own fault and we can all sit here an wallow in self pity but its true
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Originally Posted by moneys
you do wish i was going though, be better than going by yourself, billy no mates. did you call that number in the local paper advertisering 'dial a mates'

makes me laugh that a man of your age thinks he'll still be awake at 3a.m
why keep using my age as a lever mr money

you still aren't fit enough or strong enough to get close to me

3am is nothing
in bed at 4am and up at 8am , out on the slopes at 9.30am
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hey scouse whats with the "muppet" all of a sudden

you feeling nervous already
sorry never noticed that, must of been a slip of the keyboard
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Originally Posted by moneys
exactly cos there all dead an buried, we fcked our selves up years ago by opening the gates to the foreign brands, go to france and seewhat there top sellers are, citreon and peugeot's. go to italy, fiat. its our own fault and we can all sit here an wallow in self pity but its true
typical for a scouser to pull along side the french

they have the same mentallity

both are communists
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