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Mar 7, 2008 | 08:44 AM
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But it's FRIDAY!!!
Mar 7, 2008 | 08:46 AM
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From: Manchester ish
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From: Manchester ish
corner to boot and everyone goes
Mar 7, 2008 | 12:38 PM
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one more day mr 51st before you go snowboarding (again)
your not gonna have to pay tax soon as you dont spend enough time in this country
yep 24hrS and i'll be in saalbach
snow forecast for saturday aswell
Mar 7, 2008 | 12:39 PM
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got cut up this morning on getting of the m60 by some knucklehead in a mondeo
I was in the lane going off the motorway and he was in the middle lane of the main motorway (so in effect I was in left hand lane, then 2 empty lanes then mondeo in the next, and then an audi in the outside)
He justs comes across, not even indicating and cuts in fron of me as I was halfway alongside.
I gave him some obscenties and then when the slip road went into multiple lanes I pulled up alongside and wound my window down, it was at this stage I noticed he was built like a **** house
anyway couldnt back down so he then wound his window down, and I gave him a load of verbal abuse shouting at him and glaring. He tried to answer back but I wouldnt let him speak.
Luckily the lights were on green so I didnt have to stop
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Mar 7, 2008 | 12:43 PM
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From: Manchester ish
Afternoon mr 51st
Im off in a bit to the sunny area of trafford park
Mar 7, 2008 | 12:58 PM
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need to de-turd before I go though
Mar 7, 2008 | 12:59 PM
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Mar 7, 2008 | 01:39 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
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snap
I'm not supposed to start til 9am.
Mar 7, 2008 | 01:42 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Seriously stressed out today.
Mar 7, 2008 | 01:43 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Hohum.
Back to the grindstone I go.
Mar 7, 2008 | 05:29 PM
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Saw an Evo FQ400 today - thought yes thats nice then saw the £26K price tag - the search for a WR1 goes on
Mar 7, 2008 | 06:10 PM
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From: Manchester ish
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Saw an Evo FQ400 today - thought yes thats nice then saw the £26K price tag - the search for a WR1 goes on
Mar 7, 2008 | 06:25 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Think it's time for me to go home.
Mar 7, 2008 | 06:26 PM
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Starting to make mistakes now.
Mar 7, 2008 | 06:30 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
And I don't get paid enough to work 12 hour shifts!!
Mar 7, 2008 | 06:31 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Mar 7, 2008 | 06:32 PM
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TO WORK
Moff home.
Laters.
Mar 7, 2008 | 09:06 PM
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And I don't get paid enough to work 12 hour shifts!!
i do, i get fecking loads
Mar 7, 2008 | 09:09 PM
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Mr Money have you got your mrs new car yet or is there a waiting list?
i ordered her a 1.6 diesel ghia with some extra.s on, it gets built on the 28th of this month an we'll have it about 3 weeks later, got to tax her current car though but will take it back off, i may try and get away with not mot'ing though
Mar 7, 2008 | 09:09 PM
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new fiesta comes out in september but im not much of a fan at the moment
Mar 7, 2008 | 09:10 PM
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got up late this mornin, my boss has sorted it for me though so that i dont lose any pay
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Mar 7, 2008 | 09:11 PM
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im in all weekend as well
Mar 7, 2008 | 09:33 PM
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From: Manchester ish
evening all
Mar 7, 2008 | 09:34 PM
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went to a different site this afternoon to do a bit of stock work for them
Mar 7, 2008 | 09:34 PM
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was expecting an early finish but got a bit caught up in it so ended up working until after 5
Mar 7, 2008 | 09:35 PM
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was up at 5.20 as well this morning
Mar 7, 2008 | 09:36 PM
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anyway, whilst at this other site, the contract manager told me he wanted me to be his number 2 as he had heard good things about me, hard working etc etc etc
Mar 7, 2008 | 09:36 PM
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feckin idiots dont realise i spend half my day on snet
Mar 7, 2008 | 09:37 PM
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From: Manchester ish
anyway, offered me the job there and then
anyway couldnt back down so he then wound his window down, and I gave him a load of verbal abuse shouting at him and glaring. He tried to answer back but I wouldnt let him speak. 
TO WORK
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