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Feb 16, 2008 | 12:16 AM

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Feb 16, 2008 | 12:16 AM

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blast has he got it again

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:17 AM

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Sorry to hear about your dog howard

The f**king rotten b***ards!!!

You after a trackcar then?

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:18 AM

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10 in a row

10 in a row

10 in a row

10 in a row

10 in a row

10 in a row

10 in a row

10 in a row

record breaker

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:18 AM

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and get mocked for driving a calibra

never beep my horn, in fact dont know where abouts it is

i've turned up in a mondooby sttdi

you wouldn't get any stick , honest

come on jay, turn up to next one , i'll be in the country for that one

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:19 AM

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the best people carrier for towing is a KIA

kia sedona, it has a 2.9td in it, will pull plenty of weight

the ford/mazda 4x4 pickups are alcoholic !!, good machine just too thirsty

isuzu rodeo

, not as trendy as nissan and mitsubishi but a better work horse

you've seen what mine did to the ring, new rodeo is better

isuzu pickups worth top dollar in ireland and africa!!!!why!!
VANS, if you go for transit, front wheel drive seems to be ok, rear drive gives clutch problems , and is expensive

We where looking at the ranger, Navara and the isuzu in the 4x4 pick ups

Galaxy in the People carriers

and a Meduim height MWB fwd transit 140bhp

just cant decide on the best compromise

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:19 AM

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i've turned up in a mondooby sttdi

you wouldn't get any stick , honest

come on jay, turn up to next one , i'll be in the country for that one

how many pages are you behind

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:20 AM

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Sorry to hear about your dog howard

The f**king rotten b***ards!!!

You after a trackcar then?

evening chief

thanks for the that

i have someone else pestering to get the fiesta, obviously this involves me !!!, with spanners !!

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:20 AM

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i've turned up in a mondooby sttdi

you wouldn't get any stick , honest

come on jay, turn up to next one , i'll be in the country for that one

Is the calibra 8v? 16v? 24v? or Turbo 4x4?

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:21 AM

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What about this baby????

1991 FORD FIESTA RS TURBO REPLICA 2.0 ZETEC & R1 CARBS on eBay, also, Ford, Cars, Cars, Parts Vehicles (end time 17-Feb-08 20:49:21 GMT)

1990 Ford Fiesta 2.0 16v Zetec XR2i on eBay, also, Ford, Cars, Cars, Parts Vehicles (end time 16-Feb-08 22:26:44 GMT)

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Feb 16, 2008 | 12:21 AM

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dogs just jumped up and now lying next to me

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:23 AM

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Is the calibra 8v? 16v? 24v? or Turbo 4x4?

97 16v ecotec in black with black leather

also has lexus lights

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:23 AM

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evening chief

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:24 AM

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Jesus cant remeber how long ago an R1 was on carbs!!!

Get a set of flat slides on it!!! or better still hayabusa injection

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:24 AM

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evening chief

Alright fella

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:25 AM

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wonder if I can get 10000 posts tonight

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:25 AM

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We where looking at the ranger, Navara and the isuzu in the 4x4 pick ups

Galaxy in the People carriers

and a Meduim height MWB fwd transit 140bhp

just cant decide on the best compromise

forget the ranger, to thirsty!!

galaxy, better off with kia

transit fwd ok, rwd would be better for towing but they suffer with clutch's and are fookin expensive, , iveco daily is a good old bus

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:26 AM

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97 16v ecotec in black with black leather

also has lexus lights

One of the last???

No to lexus lights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:26 AM

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From: Manchester ish

Kim Basinger

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:28 AM

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forget the ranger, to thirsty!!

galaxy, better off with kia

Was told the new one is a lot better now 2.5TDCi with 145bhp

Galaxy alot nicer car to drive!!

Mates got a Kia and its fooking aweful, think they forgot to bolt the steering wheel to the rack!!!!

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:28 AM

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One of the last???

No to lexus lights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

im not a lover of lexus lights but they do fit the shape and stlye well in a black calibra,

car is lowered as well which is a pain over speed bumps

17 inch alloys as well

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:29 AM

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Kim Basinger

Where

yes please

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:29 AM

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the ecotec had 136bhp

My buddy used to have an early one - anyway years ago raced this geezer in this Ferrarri 355 in Birminghamm pulled up and it was fookin Nigel Benn

bloody hell that 355 was fast - peed all over us without breaking a sweat

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:30 AM

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channel 312 on sky batman

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:30 AM

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wonder if I can get 10000 posts tonight

At this rate yes!! only 45 to go

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:31 AM

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the ecotec had 136bhp

My buddy used to have an early one - anyway years ago raced this geezer in this Ferrarri 355 in Birminghamm pulled up and it was fookin Nigel Benn

bloody hell that 355 was fast - peed all over us without breaking a sweat

your buddy let benn beat him as he didnt want to have to kick his head in

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:31 AM

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the ecotec had 136bhp

My buddy used to have an early one - anyway years ago raced this geezer in this Ferrarri 355 in Birminghamm pulled up and it was fookin Mr Benn

bloody hell that 355 was fast - peed all over us without breaking a sweat

Mr Benn was cool

I want that wardrobe

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:32 AM

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At this rate yes!! only 45 to go

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:32 AM

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Kim Basinger

very nice

but not as nice as michele pfieffer in the black catsuit

Feb 16, 2008 | 12:33 AM

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LOL