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Old Jan 19, 2008 | 07:32 PM
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Old Jan 19, 2008 | 07:33 PM
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now going for p!ss and then a beer
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Old Jan 19, 2008 | 07:42 PM
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i think there are several fishing rods being used si
Oh yes
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Old Jan 19, 2008 | 07:43 PM
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now going for p!ss and then a beer
There's some information which doesn't need to be shared
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Old Jan 19, 2008 | 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
once I gavei t its annual pre mot inspecion on the wet drive this morning


mot tester must have been blind or he took bribes
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Old Jan 19, 2008 | 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Oh yes
just been out in SHAGUAR for a cruise round with some nice music , fookin lovely and it can boogy when asked, traction kept kicking in as soon as i give some welly!!!,
just needs some big wheels and lowering slightly and it would look spoton
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Old Jan 19, 2008 | 08:56 PM
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just been out in SHAGUAR for a cruise round with some nice music , fookin lovely and it can boogy when asked, traction kept kicking in as soon as i give some welly!!!,
just needs some big wheels and lowering slightly and it would look spoton
What plate is it H?

Does it come with a free pension book holder

PS Only joking mate
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Old Jan 19, 2008 | 09:16 PM
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dam!!! missed u howard m8 catch u l8ter
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 03:37 AM
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YYYYEEEEAAARRRGHHHHHH!!!!!
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 08:11 AM
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 08:30 AM
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can't help it ste

did i tell about the time i used to live in a cardboard box

it never leaves you , you know

cardboard box was that southport
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 08:33 AM
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ordered my watch yesterday never got to go on the ferry's cos we got there just after one left and we never wanted to wait another hour, couldnt get into the restaurant i wanted either so we went to supposedly the best steak place in town called 'meet' and i was very dissapointed, nowhere near as good as i expected had a good day though even if it was raining,
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 08:36 AM
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bloody hell ive just looked out the window and howie was driving past

YouTube - QE2s 40th Birthday : moving down the River Clyde (2 of 3)
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 11:55 AM
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bloody hell ive just looked out the window and howie was driving past

YouTube - QE2s 40th Birthday : moving down the River Clyde (2 of 3)
think that would be more appropriate for the merc S500 i've just moved
fookin big lump of ****
yes £70k merc crap, similar age to the jag but i think the jag is a better car
jag isn't as big and clumsy, and seems a bit quicker, the interior seems to be put together at least as good as the merc but in the jag everything still works!!!!
isn't as greedy on fuel either
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 11:57 AM
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countryfile on bbc1 this morning is in northwich !!!!

down in the salt mines of cheshire

quite interesting
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 12:11 PM
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friday could be a very wet day

just watched the forecast on countryfile ,
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 12:16 PM
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thursday they predict rain sleet and snow, hopefully it won't reach as far south as cheshire
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 12:18 PM
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friday its gun fight at the ok oulton park coral,
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 12:34 PM
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fwdnutz versus supertouringdieselvolvoestate and martin-r27(formally sti)nicole2

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did you hear about the farmer from northwich who got an mbe?
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apparently he was outstanding in his field
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 12:35 PM
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 12:35 PM
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the war of words is still going on
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 12:36 PM
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afternoon all (well 51st anyway )
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 12:36 PM
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fwdnutz and supertouringdieselestate are driving gods
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Originally Posted by 51st state


mot tester must have been blind or he took bribes
yout not allowed to discriminate these days
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
afternoon all (well 51st anyway )
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
yout not allowed to discriminate these days
driveway inspection did me, what could you check
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 12:39 PM
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a quick kick of the tyres and check the light bulbs
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i checked everything, I was very thorough!

4 tyres, bulbs, exhaust, pretty damm comprehensive
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