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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
your buddy let benn beat him as he didnt want to have to kick his head in
Well there is that but he did not hang around - well he slowed to a point to make us think we were gaining then floored it, it monstered us - well it woudl i suppose.

Like two bloody kids screaming f**k me that was Nigel Benn whoo-hooo
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:33 AM
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has he got it again
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:34 AM
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must admit though If I owned a ferrari and a calibra beat me I would be

1-embarrassed
2-straight to the dealers

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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:34 AM
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No LOL well done the Chief

Stopped Jays roll
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:36 AM
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No LOL well done the Chief

Stopped Jays roll
Andy old chap, when you get 10 consecutive corners the 11th doesnt matter, It will be a while before my feat is bettered
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:37 AM
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cue someone coming on at 3 in the morning and staying on for 150 mins none stop posting
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
very nice

but not as nice as michele pfieffer in the black catsuit
yep probably give you that

what about katherine jenkins in a red catsuit
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:39 AM
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This calibra was max powered up to bugger (well it was 8 years ago) lowered big alloys, bodykit,the lot.

we had some kids pull up once in this crappy fiesta, i turns to my mate and said 'you'd better not this piece of s**t beat you - anyway he booted it an we must have travelled 20 yards tops before there was a ludbang and a roar as most of the exhaust fell off, the thing is some kids were at the side utside these shops and were p***ing themselves, we stopped and my mate retrieved it only to pick it up whilst red hot - screamed his head off, hence more laughing off teenage kids
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
Andy old chap, when you get 10 consecutive corners the 11th doesnt matter, It will be a while before my feat is bettered


you really want to check if it hasnt been done before

as i once did a 4 hour spam sesh one day and did a stupid amount of posting
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:40 AM
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This calibra was max powered up to bugger (well it was 8 years ago) lowered big alloys, bodykit,the lot.

we had some kids pull up once in this crappy fiesta, i turns to my mate and said 'you'd better not this peces of s**t bea you - anyway he booted it an we must have travelled 20 yards tops before there was a ludbang and a roar as most of the exhaust fell off, the thing is some kids were at the side utside these shops and were p***ing themselves, we stopped and my mate retrieved it only to pick it up whilst red hot - screamed his head off, hence more laughing off teenage kids






luckily my exhaust is quite new
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
you really want to check if it hasnt been done before

as i once did a 4 hour spam sesh one day and did a stupid amount of posting
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:41 AM
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ps I checked, and it hasnt
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
the ecotec had 136bhp

My buddy used to have an early one - anyway years ago raced this geezer in this Ferrarri 355 in Birminghamm pulled up and it was fookin Nigel Benn

bloody hell that 355 was fast - peed all over us without breaking a sweat
you looking at trackcars chief

got anywhere to keep a trailor, or know someone with a trailer you could borrow
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
ps I checked, and it hasnt

if i am to believe you, you really have no life

1776 pages
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:43 AM
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wanna check out what girls are on babecast/station but mrs is asleep next to me
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
you looking at trackcars chief

got anywhere to keep a trailor, or know someone with a trailer you could borrow


i need to ring you tomorrow, you will be in the country wont you?
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
you looking at trackcars chief

got anywhere to keep a trailor, or know someone with a trailer you could borrow

We used to have a bit of room at work but its full up to buggery now, i asked my dad the same question.

do you need a trailer?
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
if i am to believe you, you really have no life

1776 pages
to be honest pete it was a random statement and probably wrong, but who is going to check


cue ste appearing
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:45 AM
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1/4 to 1 and the old muppeteers have turned up
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:46 AM
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tbh Howard i cant see me getting a scoob for a while, been looking at leasing a car maybe a 150bhp Astra Sporthatch diesel and then when i get some cash an old crappy fiesta to use as a track car
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:47 AM
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1/4 to 1 and the old muppeteers have turned up

i fell asleep and now i cant get back to sleep
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i need to ring you tomorrow, you will be in the country wont you?
51st aka Escoban Julias Miguel , british passport holder apparently
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i need to ring you tomorrow, you will be in the country wont you?
be quick, have had about 10 calls today for march, had a job getting work done in between skiing holiday arrangements
looks like about 7/8 of us now to austria
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i fell asleep and now i cant get back to sleep now
know the feeling, 4 am this morning.
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:49 AM
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be quick, have had about 10 calls today for march, had a job getting work done in between skiing holiday arrangements
looks like about 7/8 of us now to austria

you need a feckin P.A now
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Originally Posted by pete higham
you really want to check if it hasnt been done before

as i once did a 4 hour spam sesh one day and did a stupid amount of posting
Morning Pete
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
be quick, have had about 10 calls today for march, had a job getting work done in between skiing holiday arrangements
looks like about 7/8 of us now to austria
got a mate in warrington who goes snowboarding at new year
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Morning Pete

morning andy
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:51 AM
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have you ever been to Norway Howard?
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
tbh Howard i cant see me getting a scoob for a while, been looking at leasing a car maybe a 150bhp Astra Sporthatch diesel and then when i get some cash an old crappy fiesta to use as a track car
the fiesta is just sat in a garage, going nowhere, the subaru i have is also collecting dust, maybe once ski season is over then thing might change, we will see, if it doesn't then subaru may go and fiesta arrive, just need some one else with trailer and some where to store it
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