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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:23 PM
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So you fitted it badly then!!!

get your **** round here and show me the right way !! V8
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:24 PM
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did he ****, he just pointed an told me what to do its the clutch i think, reading the reports i fecked up buying it
Thats not what you said on MSN!!!
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:24 PM
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i'll take that



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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:25 PM
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where's higham

bet he's with his new bezzie mate , the man who was at oulton with him
he is magic'ing the beans dirty ba5tard, he wont even go to wembley, he gets scared going to a smacs meet
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
i'll take that



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No beer tonight H??
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
Thats not what you said on MSN!!!
who's got the wooden spoon now then
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
who's got the wooden spoon now then
Makes a change from you two!!!
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
No beer tonight H??
oh yes

lowenbrau,
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
get your **** round here and show me the right way !! V8
he only makes the tea, did you not see tg, he just walked around like the garage 'special' boy
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
oh yes

lowenbrau,
i drank all mine last night


forgot to get some today
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
Thats not what you said on MSN!!!

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
Makes a change from you two!!!


you'll have to be a bit sneekier andy, 2 experienced people like me and money can spot the spoon far to early
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
Makes a change from you two!!!

who me an h? never
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
he only makes the tea, did you not see tg, he just walked around like the garage 'special' boy
It was Hammond and May that made the tea

I dont drink the stuff but did when they where making them
LOL
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:29 PM
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how do you know if you have a broken hand?
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
see told you!!
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
he only makes the tea, did you not see tg, he just walked around like the garage 'special' boy
well spotted ste, i didn't want to say anything

he must have rubbed his hands in oil to look the part for the camera

what the **** does he know about spanners and sockets
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
how do you know if you have a broken hand?
It hurts like ****
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:31 PM
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No beer tonight H??

i went out last night, i had 8 vodkas and never felt even slighty tipsy, it was probably water the cheeky rip off gits
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:32 PM
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well spotted ste, i didn't want to say anything

he must have rubbed his hands in oil to look the part for the camera

what the **** does he know about spanners and sockets
andy reminds me off the first fella on tg, the one before may, i think he does the used car roadshow now
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
andy reminds me off the first fella on tg, the one before may, i think he does the used car roadshow now
LOL
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:36 PM
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they have gone on MSN to plot there revenge against me!!
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:36 PM
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It hursts like ****

i was in the pub last night and the local hardman was mouthing off, hes 6ft 4 and built like a brick sh1thouse, he knocked into me a few times but being a placid man i ignored it, but then he bumped into my wife and the red mist descended, i hit him in the ***** and dragged him outside, i then spent a good 5 mins knockin the living daylights out of him, he had a good go back but the red mist had took over. i used to do some taekwondo and a bit of cage fighting so i know how to handle myself. he was in a bad way but its his fault, i have a feeling some people will be after me soon, they'll get the same treatment if they do, and if it gets any worse then i may have to call in a few favours from my very well known mates.

fecking bullies do my head in
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:37 PM
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left me all on my own lol
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:38 PM
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no mr smith, we are still here
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:38 PM
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my right hand is swollen to **** today though, good bit of pain as well not as bad as he feels though i bet
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i was in the pub last night and the local hardman was mouthing off, hes 6ft 4 and built like a brick sh1thouse, he knocked into me a few times but being a placid man i ignored it, but then he bumped into my wife and the red mist descended, i hit him in the ***** and dragged him outside, i then spent a good 5 mins knockin the living daylights out of him, he had a good go back but the red mist had took over. i used to do some taekwondo and a bit of cage fighting so i know how to handle myself. he was in a bad way but its his fault, i have a feeling some people will be after me soon, they'll get the same treatment if they do, and if it gets any worse then i may have to call in a few favours from my very well known mates.

fecking bullies do my head in
Seriously??
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
left me all on my own lol

billy no mates
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i was in the pub last night and the local hardman was mouthing off, hes 6ft 4 and built like a brick sh1thouse, he knocked into me a few times but being a placid man i ignored it, but then he bumped into my wife and the red mist descended, i hit him in the ***** and dragged him outside, i then spent a good 5 mins knockin the living daylights out of him, he had a good go back but the red mist had took over. i used to do some taekwondo and a bit of cage fighting so i know how to handle myself. he was in a bad way but its his fault, i have a feeling some people will be after me soon, they'll get the same treatment if they do, and if it gets any worse then i may have to call in a few favours from my very well known mates.

fecking bullies do my head in

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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
no mr smith, we are still here
LOL

I am waiting for it
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