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Old 24 January 2008, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by J300STN
under the cooker is done but no were else and there is still 4 tiles by the back door that never got laid cos i got bored with doing it

is it the house you live in now then?
Old 24 January 2008, 10:59 AM
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bloody hell, i think i need another poo, since ive been having my beans on toast for my tea ive averaged 2 a day. is that normal? i usually only have 1 every 2-3 days
Old 24 January 2008, 11:00 AM
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the weather is lovely here, i really cant get over how nice it has been ever since we got the capital of culture
Old 24 January 2008, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
is it the house you live in now then?
yes same old house
Old 24 January 2008, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
thats just lazy do you not paint or paper behind cupboards either
No, thats the advantage of being in a brand new house
Old 24 January 2008, 11:27 AM
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weather is good here now as well, totally glorious, blue skies. Its weird bouncing down then just cleared up.

I quite often have 2 poo's a day ste, nothing to worry about unless the consistency suddenly changes without any change in diet
Old 24 January 2008, 11:34 AM
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well that flew out, no need to push or anything didnt get to read much of my magazine though
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everytime I come back everyone else goes
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I love reading whilst having a good turd
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not much of the floor left to do now, i may go the auctions tomorrow as well to see what goes through, one of the lads in work went last week and a 07 STTDCI mondeo went through for 11500k, thats 4 k under book price if not more, serious money to be made there
Old 24 January 2008, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
I love reading whilst having a good turd

you cant beat it can you, i always have a selection to read from, i used to take my psp as well when i had one
Old 24 January 2008, 11:44 AM
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ive just been offered some STI seats for my wagon, £450 with the door cards, now thats very tempting, one mod i really want to do cos the STI interior is lovely
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wonder what my interior is worth?
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got to be worth roughly £200 for it all
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what colour? blue or red?

if your interior is in good nic, gotta be worth a few ton
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you can get calibra leather interiors on ebay for £10 (thats what was there a few weeks back)

HEated as well
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reminds me, I have a squashed banana in mine
Mrs moved it of the passenger seat, placed it on the floor, then proceded to squash it big style, and then casually told me 1 days later. Wouldnt mind but my coat was on the floor in the passenger footwell as well so thats no doubt got a nice banana aroma to it!!
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gonna get some home brew equipment at the weekend from my dads house.
We are going to clear it out of valuable stuff and then get someone in who does house clearances to remove the rest.
Old 24 January 2008, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
what colour? blue or red?

if your interior is in good nic, gotta be worth a few ton

blue, my interior is spot on except the farts that are stored in the drivers seat
Old 24 January 2008, 11:53 AM
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hows your dad doing now jay?
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gotta sell his house so as he has to pay for his car £400 per week at the nursing home
Old 24 January 2008, 11:55 AM
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he's okay, he is doing a bit of walking about now but does still fall from time to time, but mentally he isnt very with it. He is living in a totally different time / date zone
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A lot of the time he spends it in his room watchin sky, however he gets confused now with the tv remote and the sky remote. I have set his sky remote up to use his tv but he still tries to change channels with the tele control and then it ***** up his viewing
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£400 a week or month? why the **** do people who were born/live/work here all there lives have to give everything back once they get old, this country is a fecking disgrace. for the first time in my life i would happily up sticks and **** off abroad. i knoe id be an foriegner then as well but i certainly wouldnt scrounge, id be out working
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£400 per week. He gets a portion of it paid but because he has/had savings over 18k i think is the limit and he owns his own house outright he has to pay a big portion of it off. It isnt right and without sounding greedy it also affects me and my sister in a way as it means we will probably get nothing when he passes away (I would rather have my dad than the money btw) works hard all his life and then there is nothing to show for it
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
A lot of the time he spends it in his room watchin sky, however he gets confused now with the tv remote and the sky remote. I have set his sky remote up to use his tv but he still tries to change channels with the tele control and then it ***** up his viewing

why not take his tele remote away then?
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
£400 per week. He gets a portion of it paid but because he has/had savings over 18k i think is the limit and he owns his own house outright he has to pay a big portion of it off. It isnt right and without sounding greedy it also affects me and my sister in a way as it means we will probably get nothing when he passes away (I would rather have my dad than the money btw) works hard all his life and then there is nothing to show for it
i know exactly what your saying mate and im sure your dad feels the same, im saving up now for my sons future and everything me an my wife have is his when we pass away. thats what people do, unless the goverment get there hands on it all that is
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me and the mrs will be living abroad, we are planning on majorca. She is more or less fluent in spanish as she went to university in grenada over there and did a degree in spanish so we should get by, I can ask where the toilets are and also most importantly I can order alcohol
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Originally Posted by moneys
why not take his tele remote away then?
yeah thought of that, but he struggled switching the tv on with the sky remote as you have to press tv then power then press sky again
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
me and the mrs will be living abroad, we are planning on majorca. She is more or less fluent in spanish as she went to university in grenada over there and did a degree in spanish so we should get by, I can ask where the toilets are and also most importantly I can order alcohol

i can speak many foreign languages


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