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Old 15 October 2008, 12:06 AM
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All i'll say is life is too f**king short
is it something to do with ric? he is short
Old 15 October 2008, 12:08 AM
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Nah mate, honestly if it was in a soap it would be deemed unbelievable
Old 15 October 2008, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
Nah mate, honestly if it was in a soap it would be deemed unbelievable

if i was in a soap it would be neighbours, all the girls are fit, there was a lad from liverpool on it once, guess what his nickname was













go on guess























yuo got it yet?























yep believe it or not it was......................................































scouse!!!!!






fecking brilliant, how do they think of these things
Old 15 October 2008, 12:12 AM
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ive just booked a rally day for the 30th november wahay
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my brother got me it for christmas, im now trying to talk him into buying pauls sti
Old 15 October 2008, 12:13 AM
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got to go
Old 15 October 2008, 12:20 AM
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Seeya later mate
Old 15 October 2008, 01:53 AM
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Old 15 October 2008, 09:23 AM
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morning all
Old 15 October 2008, 11:07 AM
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morning - just had to clean my desk as my mouse was jammed up with crap
Old 15 October 2008, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
morning - just had to clean my desk as my mouse was jammed up with crap
you feed your mouse crap
Old 15 October 2008, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
im now trying to talk him into buying pauls sti


Not that I've met your brother but it would be nice if the car could go to somebody who isn't a complete stranger.
Old 15 October 2008, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
morning - just had to clean my desk as my mouse was jammed up with crap
You need one of these infrared (or whatever it is) jobbies like I've got.

No moving parts.

Just don't pick it up and look at the light.
Old 15 October 2008, 02:10 PM
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My brother is selling his RX-8 too. I would put it on the for sale section but they say I can't post on behalf of a third party.

Anyway. Here's the spec from his advert:

54,000 miles, SAT-NAV, 6 speed manual, full service history, MOT Jan 09, Tax March 09, Full leather, heated electric seats, steering wheel controls, Bose sound system, 18" alloys, Xenon headlights with headlamp washers, new fitted mazda floor mats, remote central locking. £7,895 ono.

And here are the pics:



















It's a fookn lovely car to drive and generally a very nice place to be. If only we could combine the grunt of my sti with the comfort and luxury of the Mazda.

If you know of anyone who might be interested then let me know.

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Originally Posted by paulthejambo








It's a fookn lovely car to drive and generally a very nice place to be. If only we could combine the grunt of my sti with the comfort and luxury of the Mazda.

If you know of anyone who might be interested then let me know.
monster project time

im interested, although the price would have to be reduced a lot (divide by 100 and i will take it)
Old 15 October 2008, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
You need one of these infrared (or whatever it is) jobbies like I've got.

No moving parts.

Just don't pick it up and look at the light.
you mean a optical mouse - I dont like them you dont have as much precice control well I dont anyway - COD 4 jumps all over the place with one
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ive got terrible protein farts at the moment
Old 15 October 2008, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
you mean a optical mouse - I dont like them you dont have as much precice control well I dont anyway - COD 4 jumps all over the place with one
you need a better resolution one (dpi) the higher the better
Old 15 October 2008, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
you mean a optical mouse - I dont like them you dont have as much precice control well I dont anyway - COD 4 jumps all over the place with one

Can't see my boss being too happy if i played that at work!

I can see where you're coming from even though I'm not a big fan of computer games.
Old 15 October 2008, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
monster project time
He's looked into tuning these. Mazda have squeezed every last horse, donkey and Shetland pony out of these engines. The only induction kit that improves anything is about £400 and an exhaust system will give you very little bhp in return. You're talking turbo's and rotors to get more power.

Originally Posted by jaytc2003
im interested, although the price would have to be reduced a lot (divide by 100 and i will take it)
£78.95? The value of the Calibra? I'll ask if he's willing to part ex but I think he was looking more for a 350Z or an M3 to be honest.























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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
He's looked into tuning these. Mazda have squeezed every last horse, donkey and Shetland pony out of these engines. The only induction kit that improves anything is about £400 and an exhaust system will give you very little bhp in return. You're talking turbo's and rotors to get more power.
whos talking bout tuning the existing engine, im talking about a mazda rx-sti 8


Originally Posted by paulthejambo
£78.95? The value of the Calibra? I'll ask if he's willing to part ex but I think he was looking more for a 350Z or an M3 to be honest.
no chance of a part x. The caibra is my weekend performance toy
Old 15 October 2008, 11:10 PM
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morning all
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no fastfordsi this week
Old 16 October 2008, 10:17 AM
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You called

Busy as **** at work this week and on a course all day yesterday so spam time severely restricted
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
You called

Busy as **** at work this week and on a course all day yesterday so spam time severely restricted
fookin ell, your like nanny mcphee, just popping up un announced
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
whos talking bout tuning the existing engine, im talking about a mazda rx-sti 8
That's what I was trying to say, in a round about kind of way.

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no chance of a part x. The caibra is my weekend performance toy
As well as your daily driver?














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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
That's what I was trying to say, in a round about kind of way.



As well as your daily driver?
















pug 206 1.1lx is my daily driver at present



fecking hate it though, its got 2 gears. Reverse and slow, takes me 30 mins to build up to motorway speeds, however it only takes me approx 25 mins to get to work

Only for another week though
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
you need a better resolution one (dpi) the higher the better
nah - ive got a wireless belkin which I got free thats like 2000+ DPI and its uncontrollable
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my computer constantly updates an also runs virus scans every 2 mins, it is doin my bloody head in how slow can it possibly run


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