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Nov 12, 2007 | 01:11 PM
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Mauve spots hey, have you seen the doctor about it
yes, he said I should be more worried about the red and yellow ones around my ****
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:11 PM
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The neightbour has just come round for her afternoon moan, she is driving me nuts.
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:12 PM
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From: Manchester ish
and thats a corner
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:13 PM
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The neightbour has just come round for her afternoon moan, she is driving me nuts.
treat her to a nice salad
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:15 PM
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How the hell do you work out this corner crap
I have shown her the kids creation, and she gone home now
I can't think why
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:15 PM
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From: Manchester ish
or just kick her head in
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:16 PM
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this "corner crap" is the sign of a true poster
Also generally it is 30 posts per page
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:17 PM
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Can't do that she is 70 year old, i feel like i am still at work, looking afet the old biddies
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:17 PM
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From: Manchester ish
maybe you can get your kids to do a daily creation, then when mrs annoying comes around to moan, just simply show her the latest creation. within a 4 day period she will simply not bother, her house will go up for sale and within a short period of time you can look forward to friendly new neighbours
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:18 PM
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and how do you know which is the 30th one
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:20 PM
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Not a bad idea Jay, she normally has a ***, so i don't think i will see that much of her from tomorrow.
If that isn't a great insentive to stop i don't know what is.
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:21 PM
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From: Manchester ish
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Can't do that she is 70 year old, i feel like i am still at work, looking afet the old biddies
2nd alternative then is to simply pi$$ in a jar and pour it on your drive a few hours before she is due. She will then proceed to slip in this frozen urine thus landing on her back in the frozen pile. This will then defrost with her body heat and proceed to smell her clothes. You can then say to her oops you seem to have had more than one accident (do this whilst holding you nose for best effect), she will then be too embarressed to come round again.
To continue this, do the odd check up on her at her home
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:22 PM
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From: Manchester ish
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and how do you know which is the 30th one
off course your only joking arent you
There is a post count on the right hand side of each post
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:23 PM
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That is really evil, even i ain't that mean
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:23 PM
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From: Manchester ish
next a corner is at 41881
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:25 PM
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From: Manchester ish
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That is really evil, even i ain't that mean
*** Disclaimer ***
during the filming of this video, no elderly people were hurt and all stunts were carried out by qualified elderley stunt people
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:26 PM
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From: Manchester ish
clsbscooby will probably be along in a few mins, usually pops up around this time
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:26 PM
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then I reckon scooby si will pop along within a few mins.
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:27 PM
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I know, i was only joking,
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:27 PM
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From: Manchester ish
he was on top again earlier
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:28 PM
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Nov 12, 2007 | 01:28 PM
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From: scoobysmacs
hello peeps
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:28 PM
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scoobyverysoon usually pops up around this time as well
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:29 PM
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From: Nothing to do with YOU !!
Do you realise how sad that sounds Jay, you must put a fair few hours in on this site to know all the rooutines
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:29 PM
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From: Manchester ish
and of course Andy S usually pops in with the odd post around this time as well
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:29 PM
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From: Manchester ish
afternoon Andy
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:30 PM
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Nov 12, 2007 | 01:30 PM
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From: Manchester ish
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Do you realise how sad that sounds Jay, you must put a fair few hours in on this site to know all the rooutines
would rather do it at work though than at home
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:32 PM
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From: WR1 147
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Afternoon Guys & Girls
Anyone want to clean my car for me please
Why, hasn't it been cleaned for half an hour
Only joking Donna
Nov 12, 2007 | 01:32 PM
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From: Nothing to do with YOU !!
I am bored and thats my excuse, i have been at work all morning, and going back later on, i don't get to go on here that often