i know of flez, i think i have met him though

do you come into swinton

 

im not to bad thanks

i will be better when i get my car on the road

 

Im thinking of joining up to your club.....51st state has been giving me rally lessons......but not got a scoob. Can I join?

 

I used to go out with Flez (for about 2 yrs) - he is engaged to somebody else now tho!

 

whats your second name?

 

used to drink in Swinton .....not for ages tho.

 

same as 51st states obviously!!

 

did you ever go to joyce's at the top of the valley?

 

i dont know howards last name either

 

No - dont know who that is......is it a smoking den? haha!

 

you know what, you are not that far off

 

so howard is nowcalled maxine? did he bang his head skiing

 

knowing howard yes

maxine meet moneys smacs resident p*ss taker

 

arrr I see ...im renaming you Watersports then ...

 

im buying a scoob, and 51st state is my sponsor....It will be one mean machine, hang onto your caps cos you'll never catchme! I wont stop to pee up walls, or look thro me lap-top at naked birdz....you'll never catch me! (ive seen ya movies....)

 

nowt wrong in looking at naked ladies on a laptop

i wondered how you knew me

 

hello pete its howard

new series of SHAMELESS just started

 

evening howard

was that really your sister?

 

actually dont think i do know you - your face looked a little familiar...maybe just seen you around? So who gives the yey or ney on me joining up?

 

Peter - YES im really his sister. I am at his gaf, for tea this evening

 

if you know ads and you went out with flez im sure you would have seen me about

just come down with howard im sure you will get a warm welcome from everybody

 

Are we still one short on thursday Pete?

Come down with Howard to the next meet. Plenty of Scoobs to have a mooch at

 

yeah mate

except mine........which will be fixed soon

 

Wahooo we'll be back to a full squad when Andy get's his back too

I'll give my mate a call, see if he fancies it

 

yyyyaaaaayyyyyy

good man

what you been up to tonight owt or nowt?

 

hang on gav

ive just been on amita and howard is on for footy so we are ok for numbers

howard if you are reading this you could have said

 

Just been in the garage staring at my car and sitting in it

Feels bizzare having it back again. It's like i've never owned it

Whats the news on yours then lad????

 

Noooooooooooooooo Howard can't come he's a leg swiper

 

Hey guys - how ya all doing - have a butchers at this - its quality as its even got the bottom episodes on TV-Shows

Howard can you not play on thursday

 

Now then Justin, took some pic's of the paint on me scoob before. Swirl mark city will PM them you...