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Old Jun 21, 2008 | 11:26 PM
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I know, i did feel a little embarresed a few minutes later, but **** it, at least the old man is ok thank ****
That tshirt is going straight in the bin

dont worry george at asda will have them still on sale
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Old Jun 21, 2008 | 11:27 PM
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Feckin daft c5nt was painting a circular pillar with the ladders pitched up on them and reached to far! DI5K HEAD
Im gonna slap him tommorrow for putting me thorugh that
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Old Jun 21, 2008 | 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Feckin daft c5nt was painting a circular pillar with the ladders pitched up on them and reached to far! DI5K HEAD
Im gonna slap him tommorrow for putting me thorugh that

i do stuff like that all the time as well you can get over confident if you do it all the time, ive had ladders slide from under me and then stop after a few yards, my pants quickly fill up with a smelly brown material.
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Old Jun 21, 2008 | 11:29 PM
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chin up mate and get a good nights sleep you need to go finish the job off for him tomorrow
Yer not wrong mate, ive gotta go dismantle the scaffolding and load up his car with all the gear on it, right ****** on your tod

There goes my nice little earner at the weekend too
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Old Jun 21, 2008 | 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Yer not wrong mate, ive gotta go dismantle the scaffolding and load up his car with all the gear on it, right ****** on your tod

There goes my nice little earner at the weekend too

if i lived close by id help you out mate, you could do with someone living in salford area that will be free tomorrow couldnt you?
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Old Jun 21, 2008 | 11:32 PM
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Anyway, have a tune dudes, feeling much better after 2 dobber bottles of san miguel and listing to some tunes

Ste i recon youll hate it, put Pete, i recon you be like 'tuneee, not heard that for donkers '

YouTube - Genaside II - Narra Mine
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Old Jun 21, 2008 | 11:34 PM
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if i lived close by id help you out mate, you could do with someone living in salford area that will be free tomorrow couldnt you?
what you like you

Ill be right on my tod mate, ill just take me time and get it dont SAFELY
Not lookin forward to cleaning up the blood tho
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Old Jun 21, 2008 | 11:35 PM
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dont worry george at asda will have them still on sale

My tshirt was actually from morrisons so kiss my swingers
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Old Jun 21, 2008 | 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Anyway, have a tune dudes, feeling much better after 2 dobber bottles of san miguel and listing to some tunes

Ste i recon youll hate it, put Pete, i recon you be like 'tuneee, not heard that for donkers '

YouTube - Genaside II - Narra Mine

i gave up after 18 seconds, what a pile of **** you cant sing along to that
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Old Jun 21, 2008 | 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey

My tshirt was actually from morrisons so kiss my swingers

fecking hell, morrisons the pikeys supermarket. did you see howie in there?
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Old Jun 21, 2008 | 11:43 PM
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you seen this yet ric? YouTube - Torres Nike Ad - English Subtitles


its good and i like the lads playing footy in the park
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Old Jun 21, 2008 | 11:51 PM
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PMSL at the road lines @40 secomds in
Quality ad
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Old Jun 21, 2008 | 11:52 PM
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Need to go chill with my mum for a bit, shes a bit teary eyed
She's even having drink too, and she hardly ever drinks
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Old Jun 21, 2008 | 11:53 PM
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Nice one Ste
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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 12:04 AM
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go give your mum a big cuddle mate, she'll need it. have a good night mate and let us know how you get on tomorrow, wish your dad all the best as well mate and tell him to make a speedy recovery an takeit easy for a while
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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 12:05 AM
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ive just had a big log, my piles are killing me now
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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 12:13 AM
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re-turfed all of my back garden an also put in a nice little path, it looks great now, just got to try an take a good photo an then get it put up on our house advert
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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 12:14 AM
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got a little bit more of the assignment to do then im off to bed
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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 01:59 AM
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night night people
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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 02:26 AM
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Todays facebook babe will cheer you up Ric






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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 09:58 AM
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Sorry to hear about your Old Man Ric. Sounds like he's gonna be ok though. Keep us updated.

Best regards,
Paul & Dee
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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Need to go chill with my mum for a bit, shes a bit teary eyed
She's even having drink too, and she hardly ever drinks

hope your dad gets better ric
it put a shiver down me reading about the fall
like you say he hasn't broke anything

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Ditto the above ric, glad to hear it sounds like hes ok.
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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 03:18 PM
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good day to you people
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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 04:51 PM
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back online after my time in hospital. Hernia op went well, although my recovery was slow afterwards
I've got 5 holes in my stomach now! Home and watching the recorded f1 atm. Only able to eat soft stuff for a while too, which is bloody awful
I'm not allowed to drive for 2 weeks now, so going to get some gamer points on the xbox instead
May have to spend some time in here over the next 2 weeks
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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 08:02 PM
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Sorry to hear about your dad Ric

Hope hes recovering OK

Don't play him any of your drum and bass crap though - you don't want to make his headache any worse
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hope yer old man is okay speedymoney
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fecking baby still isnt here yet
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talk about dragging it out
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i want 2 weeks off work
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