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Sep 30, 2007 | 11:15 PM
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talking about dumps! im stirring
Ive got one bubbling away too, i keep doing those pre plop farts, you know the ones, hardly any air, put they proper stink of pooy matter
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:15 PM
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Sep 30, 2007 | 11:16 PM
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No way is that post at the top
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:16 PM
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Ive got one bubbling away too, i keep doing those pre plop farts, you know the ones, hardly any air, put they proper stink of pooy matter
the ones you have to shut off quite quickly cos if you dont you end up with a turtle in yer kecks
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:17 PM
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Right, back in a minute or 2, need to get rid of this black pudding quick
And another stella too, *** this one is dead now
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:17 PM
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No way is that post at the top
LMFAO
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:17 PM
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Right, back in a minute or 2, need to get rid of this black pudding quick
And another stella too, *** this one is dead now
hurry up then
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:18 PM
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im nearly at 8,800
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:19 PM
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Im back, not a gritty nail in sight either
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:20 PM
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Sep 30, 2007 | 11:20 PM
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We were chilling in bed before, and heard some lad walk past the house and say to his mate 'feckin ell, check out that car its well gay'
She's a girly girl and loves it to bits tho, i think its a proper cool car for a girl tbh
that was me an pete
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:21 PM
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Im back, not a gritty nail in sight either
feckin disgusting
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:21 PM
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Imm gonna miss chilling in this house
Man im gonna miss the TV big time
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:21 PM
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Gotta catch Ste up soon
never i tell ya never
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:22 PM
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that was me an pete
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:22 PM
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that was me an pete
Not sure, i wasnt about to get up and look outta the window mid stroke
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:22 PM
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shouldnt be long now tho, ive got the cash waiting, so when the right one comes along, ill pounce on it and snap it up rapid stylee
an then think **** i rushed into buying this lump of junk
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:23 PM
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Good evening sir by the way Mr Moneys
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:23 PM
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Imm gonna miss chilling in this house
Man im gonna miss the TV big time
ah well **** happens
i thought you go round there all the time anyway
it was you who said his back door is always open for you
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:23 PM
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an then think **** i rushed into buying this lump of junk
You must be speaking from experience there mate
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:24 PM
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but the guy sits talking to himself all day on the computer
thats called spammin, you lot just put smilies, thats cheating anyone can do that, spamming is an art, a gift , a talent not a fecking smilie
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:25 PM
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When i do ill buy it, ill be driving straight to Wheelbase, banging on some 18's, then straight to the lads at Manchester Car audio for proper BLACK tints and my Alpine system reinstalled
Then order some lowering springs, and bobs ur unkle
my uncle is called denis, i was at his today actually
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:26 PM
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my uncle is called denis, i was at his today actually
my uncle is called peter
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:26 PM
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But he still talks about 'graft' like he knows what it is, whilst he sits there playing on the net pretending to do some college course
i have never ever ever mentioned working hard in my proper job, its my other jobs that i 'graft' in
you work in a cloakroom ric
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:27 PM
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My next car wont be that fast, but it will look tidy, it wont be a chavvy car at all, well maybe just a tad
but you,ve just sold that exact car
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:27 PM
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Sep 30, 2007 | 11:28 PM
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moneys
but you,ve just sold that exact car
this one has to be a diesesel
Sep 30, 2007 | 11:29 PM
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moneys
i have never ever ever mentioned working hard in my proper job, its my other jobs that i 'graft' in
Thats something that is never in the same sentence together i suppose, GRAFT and SCOUSER
my uncle is called denis, i was at his today actually
