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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 12:11 PM
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downside is the shop where they are from is (wo)manned by 4/5 ladies (being polite) but they have grubby warty fingers.

some of the fingers are quite fat as well.

They belong to a fat handed woman
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 12:13 PM
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im gonna see if i can give anyone any tech help now
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 12:35 PM
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im back

I answered a post in technical

I feel good now
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 12:36 PM
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Corner


Corner



three in a row
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 12:36 PM
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only 4 hours left
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 12:37 PM
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im building a computer in a minute for someone at work
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i am going to install vista home edition on it as well, just in case anyone is interested.
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 12:38 PM
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breaks the afternoon up a bit doesnt it
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 12:38 PM
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eh? have you heard about the chinese man with one ********?
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 12:39 PM
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he's called "Wot Wentwong"
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 12:40 PM
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eh? have you heard of the russian man with 3 *********?
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 12:41 PM
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He's called "Ujdanick Abollockov"
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hello
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 12:43 PM
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News just in time to be serious

BBC News reports a wild ugly retard on the loose. £100,000 reward.

Come on guys you know Im skint, where are you?
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 01:16 PM
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nearly 3 hours to go


vista is more or less installed

still not done my spreadsheet

should really pull my finger out
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 01:17 PM
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just typing in that I had lost my wrx tag on that last post and when I was about to press enter it just appeared.

wow


the magic of snet
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 01:18 PM
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as paul daniels would say, "I make a living"
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 01:20 PM
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Debbie Mgee was tasty in her day.

Paul D did well to get together with her.

I think she wanted his money though as I cant see him being magic anywhere.
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 01:32 PM
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just reminissing then about the past
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 01:33 PM
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about how I used to miss my ex
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 01:33 PM
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luckily though my aim improved quite quickly
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 01:34 PM
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did you know you can buy some computer memory called "dominator"
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 01:36 PM
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imagine having a pc for browsing the tinterweb for p0rn and you have dominator installed!
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 01:38 PM
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Shut up
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 01:38 PM
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if I am being honest

I am boring myself
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 01:40 PM
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Crikey i think he has already had too much mercury from fish

afternoon all hope you all had a great weekend.

went to the Rally Show it was brill, you missed a good day Rik lots of minis rallying too!!!

back to reality today oh well it will soon be Friday!!!

mustn't forget Thursday night though
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
if I am being honest

I am boring myself
is that you Chief???
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by clsbscooby
Shut up
no need for that


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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
no need for that


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