Never assume it just makes an *** out of you and me
***/u/me

 

"FIFO"

Fit In or F$ck Off.

 

Just as you have a handle on life, some **** throws a curve ball.

 

Never give a toss what anyone else thinks..

 

The best advice was given by that teacher described in the first post.

Les

 

Oh, just remembered one:

"All of us could learn a lesson from the weather: it pays no attention to criticism" -Unknown.

 

I think that was Tony Blair .

 

How about the 6 P's


Poor Planning and Preparation = **** Poor Performance

 

Sound like advice on how to be a good corporate lick-*** - How about the FPTIASWH ?

"**** planning - try it and see what happens"

 

Hey - i'm the boss - I dont have a problem with people sucking corporate ****

 

there's actually 7 p's

Proper Planning and Preperation Prevents **** Poor Performance

another....


'It's not what you know, its who you know'

.....and in my job that counts for a lot

 

It's not what you know, it's not who you know - It's what you know about who you know .

 

Got this one from an old Boss -
Be nice to people 'on your way up' - you never know who you gonna meet on 'the way down'.

Bit negative if you ask me......

My fave (and I have no idea where i heard it)

"Do unto others, before they do unto you"

 

My fave

"Life isn't fair or unfair ...... life just is"

 

"Do unto others, before they do unto you"



Not really for rapists or terrorists then

 

Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by incompetence

 

Enjoy your children, they grow up all too quickly.

 

"Enjoy your children, they grow up all too quickly."


Unless your michael jackson

 

I go with "Do as you would be done by"
and "Its not what you know, its who you know"
They seem the most relevent to me.
astraboy.

 

I think Bill and Ted said it best:

"Be most excellent to each other, and party on!"

Coupled with Wayne Gretsky:

"Statistically speaking, 100% of the shots you don't take, won't go in"

 

Just thought of a good un: Never test drive a Scooby unless you can afford it! :-)

 

Never think you'll be satisfied with a Turdo, UK300, Sti8 - You'll always want more - so cut to the chase and get a Jap Import and get it tuned .

 

My dad once gave me his golden nugget on life

'Don't be scared to make a decision'

I basically spent the first few years of my career putting my **** on the block, I have been right and wrong many times, but I got noticed for having the bottle. I put this down as the reason my career has been so successful to date...........
I can now afford to move back to Scotland take a 66% wage cut, working 3 days a week, allowing me to spend loads of time with my wife and new family, all pretty much based on the above statement

 

Another Good one is "Don't underestimate the Dons"

 

lol, I had that coming

I prefer:

"Don't overestimate the Huns"

 

Marry into money...

 

We'll gub them on Sunday - Someone from Aberdeen was on Sky last night saying he thought Aberdeen had outgrown Scotland and they Should play in the English Premiership .

 

"I basically spent the first few years of my career putting my **** on the block"

You may, if you must, put your **** on the block, but whatever you do, don't put it in the photocopier!! :-D

 

Never trust anyone.

Don't eat yellow snow.

Never, ever pi$$ into the wind.

never a lender be.

A dog is just for christmas not for life.

Sod the whale.

 

"You don't have to be a baker to put cream on a tart"