What one piece of advice would you give people?
Oct 28, 2004 | 12:26 PM
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From: Not all those who wander are lost
Never eat anything larger than your head
Never tell anyone everything you know
Never Assume Things Will Get Better; Make Them Better
Life sucks, deal with it.
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From: God's promised land
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Sod the whale.
Oct 28, 2004 | 12:37 PM
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From: The Terry Crews of moderation. P P P P P P POWER!!
> "You don't have to be a baker to put cream on a tart"
PMSL Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!!!!!
Oct 28, 2004 | 01:06 PM
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Treat every day as if it's your last.
Was said to me by the most hated teacher in school on my last day there. The only thing that made sense.
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Oct 28, 2004 | 01:12 PM
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"Never get in a car with your brother"
Oct 28, 2004 | 01:13 PM
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From: South Wales
"Nice guys finish last"
(so go out and be a b'stard)
Oct 28, 2004 | 01:16 PM
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From: UK
Don't regret the things you haven't done, only things you have! (but don't dwell on it)
Oct 28, 2004 | 01:16 PM
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From: ..
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
> "You don't have to be a baker to put cream on a tart"
PMSL Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!!!!!
I think its 'IN' the tart.
Get it ryte innit
Oct 28, 2004 | 01:20 PM
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From: Scotland
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Treat others how you like to be treated?
What if you happen to be a massochist ?
Oct 28, 2004 | 01:23 PM
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From: None of your business.
LOL Si
I haven't been given any advice before - well any that I have taken notice of. Anyone care to oblige?
Oct 28, 2004 | 01:33 PM
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From: Scotchland
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Originally Posted by eClaire
LOL Si
I haven't been given any advice before - well any that I have taken notice of. Anyone care to oblige?
If they say they love you - They're after a ****
Oct 28, 2004 | 01:36 PM
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From: None of your business.
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If they say they love you - They're after a ****
Too little too late.
Oct 28, 2004 | 01:37 PM
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From: Scotchland
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Too little too late.
Yes - that can be a problem too
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Oct 28, 2004 | 01:40 PM
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From: God's promised land
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What if you happen to be a massochist ?
Good point, well made, badly spelt
Oct 28, 2004 | 01:42 PM
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From: None of your business.
LOL Jasey
Tel, how
do you spell it?
Oct 28, 2004 | 01:46 PM
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From: God's promised land
Just the one s...
Oct 28, 2004 | 01:51 PM
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Just the one s...
Depends if you are being spanked hard or having your 'love plums' stamped on at the time i suppose
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Oct 28, 2004 | 01:53 PM
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From: God's promised land
Or sodding a whale....
Oct 28, 2004 | 02:02 PM
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Telboy
Did my Sod the Whale comment strike a nerve, i saw it on a bumper sticker several years ago and it made me LOL, not thought about it much until a saw this thread.
Oct 28, 2004 | 02:06 PM
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From: God's promised land
Poor whales
Oct 28, 2004 | 02:09 PM
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From: Norfolk
follow your heart because life is too short.
I wish I had done that years ago !!!
Oct 28, 2004 | 02:22 PM
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From: Scotchland
You can't change what happened yesterday you can only change what is going to happen tomorrow.
Oct 28, 2004 | 02:38 PM
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my life advice to anyone who would care to listen would be......
better to burn out than to fade away.....
only regret the things you have done, not the things you haven't(said earlier)
dont drink drive
dont lose your head and.......
if all else fails try wales!........
Oct 28, 2004 | 02:38 PM
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*In far eastern accent*
Wise man say: man who look back too much walk straight into lampost!
Oct 28, 2004 | 02:49 PM
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From: None of your business.
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*In far eastern accent*
Wise man say: man who look back too much walk straight into lampost!
LOL, I like that one!!
Oct 28, 2004 | 04:14 PM
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From: No longer Japan !
Remember the song Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann?
One line had particular relevance for me:-
"Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good."
Unfortunately for me the advice came a couple of months too late. It's only after a parent has gone that you realise you had a thousand questions you never asked them and you'll never get the chance again.
Oct 28, 2004 | 04:23 PM
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From: County Durham
From "The Outlaw Josey Wales":
Don't **** down my back and tell me it's raining.
Oct 28, 2004 | 04:24 PM
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It's better to copu-late, than never.
Oct 28, 2004 | 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Brit_in_Japan
Remember the song Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann?
One line had particular relevance for me:-
"Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good."
Unfortunately for me the advice came a couple of months too late. It's only after a parent has gone that you realise you had a thousand questions you never asked them and you'll never get the chance again.
There's always Colin Fry.
Oct 28, 2004 | 04:27 PM
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From: Disco, Disco!
Get a life and leave SN alone!
Well that whatr Jenny says to me a lot