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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 12:26 PM
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Never eat anything larger than your head
Never tell anyone everything you know
Never Assume Things Will Get Better; Make Them Better
Life sucks, deal with it.
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 12:29 PM
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Sod the whale.
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 12:37 PM
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> "You don't have to be a baker to put cream on a tart"

PMSL Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!!!!!
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 01:06 PM
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Treat every day as if it's your last.

Was said to me by the most hated teacher in school on my last day there. The only thing that made sense.

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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 01:12 PM
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"Never get in a car with your brother"
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 01:13 PM
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"Nice guys finish last"

(so go out and be a b'stard)
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 01:16 PM
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Don't regret the things you haven't done, only things you have! (but don't dwell on it)
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
> "You don't have to be a baker to put cream on a tart"

PMSL Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!!!!!
I think its 'IN' the tart.

Get it ryte innit
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 01:20 PM
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Treat others how you like to be treated?
What if you happen to be a massochist ?
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 01:23 PM
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LOL Si

I haven't been given any advice before - well any that I have taken notice of. Anyone care to oblige?
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
LOL Si

I haven't been given any advice before - well any that I have taken notice of. Anyone care to oblige?
If they say they love you - They're after a ****
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by jasey
If they say they love you - They're after a ****
Too little too late.
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
Too little too late.
Yes - that can be a problem too .
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by SiPie
What if you happen to be a massochist ?

Good point, well made, badly spelt
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 01:42 PM
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LOL Jasey

Tel, how do you spell it?
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 01:46 PM
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Just the one s...
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 01:51 PM
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Depends if you are being spanked hard or having your 'love plums' stamped on at the time i suppose

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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 01:53 PM
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Or sodding a whale....
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 02:02 PM
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Telboy

Did my Sod the Whale comment strike a nerve, i saw it on a bumper sticker several years ago and it made me LOL, not thought about it much until a saw this thread.
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 02:06 PM
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Poor whales
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 02:09 PM
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follow your heart because life is too short.

I wish I had done that years ago !!!
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 02:22 PM
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You can't change what happened yesterday you can only change what is going to happen tomorrow.
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 02:38 PM
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my life advice to anyone who would care to listen would be......

better to burn out than to fade away.....

only regret the things you have done, not the things you haven't(said earlier)

dont drink drive

dont lose your head and.......

if all else fails try wales!........
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 02:38 PM
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*In far eastern accent*

Wise man say: man who look back too much walk straight into lampost!
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
*In far eastern accent*

Wise man say: man who look back too much walk straight into lampost!
LOL, I like that one!!
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 04:14 PM
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Remember the song Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann?

One line had particular relevance for me:-
"Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good."

Unfortunately for me the advice came a couple of months too late. It's only after a parent has gone that you realise you had a thousand questions you never asked them and you'll never get the chance again.
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 04:23 PM
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From "The Outlaw Josey Wales":

Don't **** down my back and tell me it's raining.
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 04:24 PM
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It's better to copu-late, than never.
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Brit_in_Japan
Remember the song Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann?

One line had particular relevance for me:-
"Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good."

Unfortunately for me the advice came a couple of months too late. It's only after a parent has gone that you realise you had a thousand questions you never asked them and you'll never get the chance again.
There's always Colin Fry.
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 04:27 PM
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Get a life and leave SN alone!

Well that whatr Jenny says to me a lot
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